Trinax

I am on a rescue mission this morning,
My big sis just phoned me and asked me to go up to hers after i take Jade to school,
She has electric gates and because it is really frosty this morning,
They have frozen over and they won't open,
So she can't get the wee man to nursery and asked me to take him,
Wait n see they will have thawed out by the time i get up there xx

It has been a bit hectic the past couple of days and i am just catching up on friends blogs ,
My young sis was babysitting for my big sis but didn't want to sit up in big sisters house on her own so she ended up staying at mine all day with 2 of big sisters kids,
I had my friend in and Natalie had a friend in,
Mo was not pleased it was noisy and he is used to a quiet house but it is my family so i told him to "shut it"

So Saturday night i had 9 for dinner,
after much debating about what to have that everybody would agree to we all eventually had home made chips and gravy with bread cheap and cheerfull and everybody thoroughly enjoyed them, (so much so i was making them again for natalie and her pal at 3am in the morning)
I ended up taking my young sis up to big sisters house at nearly midnight and my big nephew jonathan stayed the night at mine,
jonathan, Jade and Natalie get on great not like his wee sister she is a nightmare (luckily she wasn't there she was staying with a wee pal)

Today we went to Partick (where Nulty stays) cause i never go to that end of the city and my sis said it has some good shops,
(we went on the train,)
So we went for a nosey but all the shops were shut probably because it is Sunday,
We just did a bit of window shoping then sat outside a cafe bar and had a coffee,
The coffee was lovely and it had lots of froth on top,my young sis and pal were commenting on this when i stuck my face right in my cup and came up with a giant froth mustashe and the 2 of them were in fits of laughter my young sis nearly fell of her seat people must have thought we were nuts
Then tonight i had 8 for dinner but i just made pasta bolognaise,
Dropped everybody home,well Natalies pal is still here,
so now i am relaxing "Ahhhhhh!" xx

Natalie said she passed one of her assesments today,
She was to make someone up to look like a boxer complete with bruises,
Natalie was using Jade as a guinnea pig tonight,
She was practicing special effects on her,
this is what she did,
a burn on her arm,it is quite good for her first attempt,
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I'm fed up looking at all these well endowed woman and nowadays it is even school kids (some of them look as if they are auditioning for "St Trinnians" right enough)
So i am going to invent a bra,yeah yeah i know you get these ones with gell and padding and allsorts in (well i only put them in if Mo fancies a licorice one)
But MY bra will be different,
You will be able to regulate it ,

Picture the senario,
You are walking casually along the street and coming toward you is this drop dead gorgeous guy,
What he look at you with your flat paps,no i don't think so,
With a couple of pumps you could outshine Jordan,just remember to wear a stretchy top or poppers that open easy ,

Need to iron out a couple of flaws first though,
If you put the pumps under your armpit the guy might think you are doing the "Funky Chicken" and give you a wide berth anyway,
If you put it on your knees the guy might think you are wafting your smelly "Sherreen Nangiany"
Hmm!
Might need to go back to the drawingboard with this one xx

I bought a load of veg to make Mo a veg curry so tonight i had this for my dinner,
Chicken pie,totties,cauli,broccolli,carrotts and mashed turnip,
Do you think i managed to eat it all.....................Nae yer right i only ate near half of it,
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I really surprise myself sometimes,i really do,
At 5 mins to 3 the rain came on and it was lashing down,
But i had to go out to do the school run,
Gets in the car and it is not only torrential but starts hailstoning as well,
Gets to the school and it is chock a block with cars,
Drives in to the Chapel car park as that is what we are using temporarily while the new school is being built and because it is packed the guy in front just decides to stop where he is and jump out leaving his car, that meant nobody could get in or out,
Now there is cars behind me wanting to get in as well,i jumped out and said to the woman behind me "That guy has just left his car there and went to the school"
She was not best pleased i can tell you!
We all had to reverse back out and find a space ,
Stood waiting on jade,and stood and stood and stood,
Then i remembered!
It's friggin Tuesday,Jade has Art club on a Tuesday 3pm to 4pm,
Bollocks! xx

I think i have lost weight ,
All my trousers seem to be hanging off me,
The trousers i have on today are aged 14/15 from peacocks and i keep howking them up all the time,
I think you know you are too skinny when your man cuddles you in bed and the weight of his arm hurts your ribs ,
I actualy feel quite chirpy this morning,even though it has been peeing down here xx

Waved Jade of this morning on the bus,
The school got free tickets to go see the film Coraline at the pictures,
So there was 2 big coaches waiting to take them,
Think it was just P3 or P4 to P7 because there are some mild scary bits in it so it is not suitable for younger children,
There was only 1 other mum there with me,
i think it is nice to wave goodbye to your child if they are going on a trip,
I do it all the time,some of the other kids wave to me to
Well you never know if it will be the last time you see them,God forbid anything happens, xx

Some pics of the party
the mad squad my neice as a nunjade and terimy nephew jonathan as a bald hawian man (don't ask me?) Me as "night and day"My bed hair/face  on one side,my young sis said to me "your mascarra has run"
I was like "Doh!"
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They were my cozzyist jammies to i'm gutted,still it is my birthday soon xx

So i'm back and i have a stiffy!
Neck that is! ,
I was out last night at my sisters pals house and i think the way i was sitting i have cricked my neck or something ,
Today was really good and my neice was great!
Some pics
Her wee brother kept sitting on the stage
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