Trinax

Well it's D-Day tomorrow and i've been feelling anxious and horrible all day, managed to take 5 black bags with our clothes in it down to my pals and i got a bloody puncture as soon as i got there, must have rolled over something when i was parking.  "This is all i need!" i said, the rental place had given me a number to call if anything happened with the car but then i asked my pals neighbour Jamie if he would change it for me and he did, only thing is the original is an alloy so i have to take it to the ex's pals garage in the morning so he can repair the puncture n swap the alloy over so the rental place don't charge me.  I will be running about like a blue arsed fly tomorrow trying to make sure we have everything, i just hope the place is half descent and in a half descent area, Jade still doesn't know, we didn't tell her in case she sliped up to him, i'm actually surprised i haven't especialy when i have been a bit sozled.

Don't know how he will take it but i think he will be really upset, can't be helped i suppose.  He has ordered doors from B&Q and they are getting delivered on wed, he will have to be in to get them himself or get someone else to be there, still don't know what is happening with my car i will phone them tomorrow n try n find out, i can't get my hands to stop sweating and i have a raging headache, i am deading when he finishes work tomorrow and comes in to read the note i have left cause he will be right on the phone to me, aw well wish me luck and as the big man says.................I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!     don't know when though so cheerio for nowtrina x

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS       CELTIC ARE THE CHAMPIONS         YA BEAUTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON E CELTS

Lawyers that the insurance company have hired, phoned me yesterday and asked if i was making a personal injuries claim, i thought about it and as my back and neck still hurt i thought , yes why not it was that plonkers fault in the first place and i am genuinely hurt , everybody kept saying to me i should have gone to the hospital when it happened but i didn't think it was serious enough, so i  went to the doctors today and he confirmed i had whiplash.  He has given me a number to phone for a physiotherapist so i will do that. 

They have sent me a form out to fill in and send back, but it's all the same questions the insurance company asked me to fill in so why can't they give them it? They don't have my doctors name right enough.  I phoned the garage that took my car and the girl said they had not heard yet what was going to happen but she said her boss told her it will more than likely be written off, bugger!!!!!!!!! and it has to happen when all this other stuff is going on, ie, leaving next tuesday if i don't have a car how will i get all our stuff, cause they will take this hire one off me as soon as they know my cars gubbed, someone said if i get a settlement for my injuries i will get more because Jade was in the car, don't know if this is true cause i have never done anything like this before, aw well these things are sent to try us i suppose! x

I went to my appointment with Womans Aid today and guess what?   They are putting us up in a flat, we leave on the 27th of this month and stay there untill we get somewhere of our own.  We haven't to tell him in case he becomes violent or something but i don't think he will it's not his nature, so he will be in for a shock!  We haven't to tell him where it is because it is womans aid policy and we can't have any male visitors while we are there either, but that won't bother me it's only him and sometimes my brother in law occationally that i see. 

So i will have to sort out what things we will be taking and try and get some things out gradually , i have to take our birth certificates and passports and anything sentimental and i will be taking the computer.  I actualy did something stupid on friday, i agreed to go back with him, i was drunk right enough and then on saturday i thought about it and decided i had made a mistake.  I said to him "i think i was being a bit hasty agreeing to go back with u, i need more time to think about it" and he said "take all the time u need but u know that i love u"  Well i don't love him n whats the point in staying in a relationship like that so roll on the 27th.  x

My nephew Kurtis is 18 months old and he has just learned his first swear word and he learned it from his mum!  Usually it's one of the other kids or the youngest sister that teaches them it, cause they think it's funny.  My sister was giving her oldest boy into trouble and he had made her so mad she shouted " Thats it your Fucking Grounded! "

Now Kurtis is going about saying " Fucking Groundin" he didn't get the full second word, he was saying it in the car the other day and jade was in hysterics which was making us laugh too, cause we were trying not to so we didn't encourage him but must admit it was really funny as he could say it clear as a bell and kept on saying it because we were laughing, just wait till he says it somewhere really inappropriate, x

This one is for notbob, told him i looked like Bjork in my passport photo, what do u think? x Click pic to make big x

This one is for Martin, i said i would post a photo a school photo i had, look at the size of my lips My mum must have licked them n stuck me to the shop window till she went in to get her messages xClick pic to make big..............Watch out for those lips though x

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!'

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE'
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!' SHE SAYS
'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'

'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'
SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.'

HE SAID,
'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'

SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'

> Subject: FW: Fwench Twaining
>
>
> >
> > Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
> >
> > After the first day they met up in the bar.
> >
> > 'Ah, Pierre ,' asks one, ' 'ow 'av you been doing?'
> >
> > 'Merde!' answers Pierre . 'I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible!
> >
> > At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant.
> >
> > 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground.'
> >
> > 'And zen what 'appened?' inquires his mate.
> >
> > 'I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly
> > leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said 'Jurmp!'
> >
> > ''And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
> >
> > 'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp
> > five feet. It is beneass my dignity.'
> >
> > 'And zen what 'appened?' asks his mate.
> >
> > 'Zen 'e made me climb up annuzer silly leetle platform ten feet
> > off ze ground, and 'e said 'Jurmp!'
> >
> > 'And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
> >
> > 'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my
> > dignity to jurmp ten feet'
> >
> > 'What 'appened zen?' asks his mate.
> >
> > 'Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
> > parade ground 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e
> > said:
> > 'If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.'
> >
> > 'Ooooh!' says his mate. 'And did you jurmp?'
> >
> > 'A leetle, at ze beginning.'

Some men need all the help they can get

Kids say the funniest things.> Subject: Primary school children writing about the sea
>
> 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
>
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
> sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>
> 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy
> age 8)
>
> 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily
> Burniston age 5)
>
> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
> to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off
> eating beans. (William age 7)
>
> 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
> How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
>
> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
> screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
>
> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can
> give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
> think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
>
> 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
> willy small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
> can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age
> 8)
>
> 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was
> going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up
> her fanny. (Julie age 7).

Click to download, sorry didn't know how to do this any other way x

So i phoned my insurance yesterday and they sorted out getting me a hire car while mines goes in to get repaired, they gave me a Brand New Corsa to drive and the kids were like ohhhhhhhhhhhh this is lovely, can we keep it?    They dropped it of about 1.30 yesterday and i thought that was quick and the man from the repair centre came this morning just after 9 to pick mines up, he told me to phone on Tuesday to see how they were getting on.
Just got used to driving this thing, it seems so big compaired to mine, i feel like i'm driving a tank or something, it has only done 8000 miles, im 'finding it funny getting used to the power steering i keep over compansating cause i used to do that with mine, it also has bucket seats which i find akward getting out of the car with, maybe it's because it is higher up than mine.
I feel that i have to depress the accelarator really hard to get it to move and the clutch is quite high, my leg was in agony yesterday and my left bum cheek   I went out last night and it was just starting to get dark but i couldn't figure out how to turn the lights on, i was only going to the shop so i wouldn't take long and when i got back i eventualy figured out how to turn them on
Must admit i'm not too enamered with it, don't get me wrong if they gave me it for nothing i would take it  They are giving me it for 3 weeks and its all lovely n clean n new inside just need to try n keep it like that, aw well we'll see how it goes   x

Well some idiot just crashed into the back of me about 2 hours ago.    I was sitting INDICATING! to turn right and HE just smacked right into the back of me.  Jade was in the car too and she was sleeping, she woke up and was terrified.  I just got out the car and was ready to give it to him, but he was really apologetic and admitted it was his fault, i have a big egg on the back of my nut and have had a ragging headache, i am begining to feel a bit achey but i don't know if that is my imagination or not.  I have been feeling sick but hadn't had anything to eat so i had a backed potato, but i still feel sick, the radiator fluid was pouring out of his van, so i don't think he could drive it, i was able to drive home.  Yes it was a white van man and luckily it was only one of the small ones i think it would have been worse if it had been a big one.  I said to him " what were you doing, were u daydreaming?" n he said "Yes, sorry"  Fucking twat! Need to go to my insurance place tomorrow................Click pic to make big   

This is my Mouse plant, it's called that cause the wee flowers or whatever they are look like wee mice, my neighbour gave me a bit a couple of years ago and it grows every year which is funny cause she said hers didn't come to anything?.............Click pic to make big x

Jade was jumping on the trampoline and she said she wanted to touch the top of the big fir tree we have at the bottom of the garden, it must be at least 40 feet and it is still growing, was laughing when she was jumping as hard as she could but to no avail! x

Click pic to make big x

This is a picture of my tattoo, it looks a bit like a dabbity, i am still thinking of getting another one on the back of my neck. I want tinkerbell but i want her to be blowing wishes up my neck.

Well he is declaring his undying love to me n i am not interested, he went down stairs and i heard this almighty smash, i went down and he had a wee cut on his hand, he wa s making out it was an accident  he said he cut himself as in he knows i used to do that when i was up[set , he was looking for atention,  well i am not going to give him it........................i know i have been fucked up in the past and i have had a fucked up childhood and a fucked up marrage, i am the one with the scars, scaRS OF A FUCKED UPLIFE. i had a t shirt on and i know people stare a my scars  but do i give a fuck no i dont care they can take me the way they fuckin see me cause i dont give a fuck! x

Does he want me  vent my anger i can cut a lot deeper than his fuckin  piddily wee nick on his hand tosser!

aye   okay i'll admit it , i'm an allky, i have 4 cans of beer a night, have done for since jade was born, must be over 8 year.

Well they always say there will be one in the family so that is me as it's in the genes, my mum n dad were alkys, not saying i am rageing alky just a functioning one, fuck it! X trina

I'm just starting to feel normal again, well nearly!, cause i was up at my sisters last night, she decided to have a few girls up for a few drinks,  We were there  till 4.30 this morning, was quite drunk but not steeming, my younger sister was though and we just laughed and laughed, she is so funny when she gets drunk and can be quite crude, no i'll refrase that, she can be really crude.

My sister had a couple of her neighbours in and i was cringing at some of the stuff she was saying cause my sister stays in Newton Mearns which is a posh place, but they seemed to be taking it in good spirit apart from one (oh dear)

We know what Jackie is like so we didn't mind, she is a bit of a nympho and tells u about her exploits ect, she met me in Natalies shop on thursday and was buying one of those vibrating rings u get that the man wears, she  decided to totally embarress Natalie by loudly anouncing for Natalie to show her were the durex vibrating ring was.  Natalie was mortified, i was laughing like mad.  So when she had bought it she decided to stand and read the back of the packet, "what ! she exclaimed!, it only lasts for 20 minutes, well i'll need about 10 of these! "  I turned round and shouted over to Natalie "she wants her money back cause these only last 20 minutes"

Natalie was cringing and making gestures as if telling us to get out of the shop, we were just laughing.  So she decided to bring it out of her bag last night and open it, it was being passed about so everybody could feel it.  The one woman who was not amused refused to touch it, but it was all in fun.! She is suffering today though, serves her right, HA HA!   Have more funy stories about jackie but will tell u on another post. x

Well i'm sitting here by moniter light puting sparkily nail varnish on my toes, cause the weans are sleeping and the computer is in natalies room, and i don't want to wake them up.
First time my feet have seen light of day for a long time, just bought a new pair of sandals and decided to wear them tomorrow, so i thought i would go sparkily. Kown my luck it will probably be raining, cause we have had our 2 days of sun. x   
(back to the trainers then!)

She didn't get through the second audition,   aw well at least she tried her best. They did say she was stll only 14, to me i think the entry should be 16 at least.  Criticism (it's right thanks to my handy dictionary ) is hard to take at the best of time but would be even harder for a 14 year old, my sister said Demi  didn't cry but she was gutted, she said there was some people there unconsolable.
Demi said she won't try for it again next year, we'll see!!!! X

Still proud of her anyway!!! 

Things he has been buying me over the weekend:-This came with a love heart balloon saying "I Love You!"I picked these myself!   (  Well i needed a new pair !    ) 

Why can't he just accept it, it's way little too late. trina x

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SHE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

Demi is through to the next round " YIPPIE!!!!"      
Demi and her mum and her wee pal queued from 6 oclock this morning and they came back about 3.30, they were exhausted.  There was 12 THOUSAND PEOPLE !  there, i phoned her about 12.30 and that was them just opening the doors to get in, then when they got nearer the front they were taking them in rows of 10 to individual little booths to sing.  Demi said the 7 people in front of her didn't get through and she thought that was a sign, but she did it!.............

She was given a yellow ticket thing which she has to take back tomorrow along with her pasport, she said it was amazing, every time someone came out with a ticket, the whole place just erupted with people screaming n cheering, it must have been some atmosphere.

Well tomorrow, she has to be there for 4 oclock and she has to do two auditions (well that is if she passes the first one) If she passes tomorrow then next week will be when she is up in front of Simon Cowell and the others, so here's hoping, she can only  do her best, I'm still well chuffed at her even making it this far!

GO DEMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the song my neice Demi is singing at her X Factor audition tomorrow, wishing her good luck and will be rooting for her! x
"Don't know why" by Nora Jones

click on writing to hear the song