I'm just starting to feel normal again, well nearly!, cause i was up at my sisters last night, she decided to have a few girls up for a few drinks, We were there till 4.30 this morning, was quite drunk but not steeming, my younger sister was though and we just laughed and laughed, she is so funny when she gets drunk and can be quite crude, no i'll refrase that, she can be really crude.
My sister had a couple of her neighbours in and i was cringing at some of the stuff she was saying cause my sister stays in Newton Mearns which is a posh place, but they seemed to be taking it in good spirit apart from one (oh dear)
We know what Jackie is like so we didn't mind, she is a bit of a nympho and tells u about her exploits ect, she met me in Natalies shop on thursday and was buying one of those vibrating rings u get that the man wears, she decided to totally embarress Natalie by loudly anouncing for Natalie to show her were the durex vibrating ring was. Natalie was mortified, i was laughing like mad. So when she had bought it she decided to stand and read the back of the packet, "what ! she exclaimed!, it only lasts for 20 minutes, well i'll need about 10 of these! " I turned round and shouted over to Natalie "she wants her money back cause these only last 20 minutes"
Natalie was cringing and making gestures as if telling us to get out of the shop, we were just laughing. So she decided to bring it out of her bag last night and open it, it was being passed about so everybody could feel it. The one woman who was not amused refused to touch it, but it was all in fun.! She is suffering today though, serves her right, HA HA! Have more funy stories about jackie but will tell u on another post. 
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, my big sis said no one has said anything to her about jackie so maybe they are not as prudish as we thought. Think i'll have them all up in a couple of weeks cause he has never allowed me to have any friends up before, well one set of the neighbours are away for 3 weeks anyway! 
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2008-05-10 @ 20:45