> Subject: FW: Fwench Twaining
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> > Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
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> > After the first day they met up in the bar.
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> > 'Ah, Pierre ,' asks one, ' 'ow 'av you been doing?'
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> > 'Merde!' answers Pierre . 'I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible!
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> > At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant.
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> > 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground.'
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> > 'And zen what 'appened?' inquires his mate.
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> > 'I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly
> > leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said 'Jurmp!'
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> > ''And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
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> > 'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp
> > five feet. It is beneass my dignity.'
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> > 'And zen what 'appened?' asks his mate.
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> > 'Zen 'e made me climb up annuzer silly leetle platform ten feet
> > off ze ground, and 'e said 'Jurmp!'
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> > 'And did you jurmp?' asks his mate.
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> > 'I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my
> > dignity to jurmp ten feet'
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> > 'What 'appened zen?' asks his mate.
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> > 'Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
> > parade ground 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e
> > said:
> > 'If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.'
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> > 'Ooooh!' says his mate. 'And did you jurmp?'
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> > 'A leetle, at ze beginning.'