Trinax

Has anything strange happened to u in your life before?,

I suppose one thing that happened to me was when I was a lot younger, I used to pass by  where i stay now on the bus and think, "I would never stay in those wee horrible houses!" because my aunt stayed 5 mins up the road and i used to visit quite a lot, but what is even more strange is the very house i used to think it about (and it was EVERYTIME i passed I would look at the same one!) Is the very house i am living in now, how weird is that?  I actually like my house, they look small from the outside cause it's a terressed but they are quite big inside.   Trina x

I was up at 8.30 this morning on account of Mo deciding to start smashing the tiles off the wall in the bathroom, ho hum, I'm lucky to see the other end of 12 on a Sunday!

Since I was up Jade persuaded me to take her to our local car boot sale, we went and after a wee while I decided to sit at a wee cafe bit n have a cheese toastie n a cuppa.
Then after about another half hour  and had bought Jade a bag of toys (crap) I decided i had , had enough so I went to see my pal who stays 5 mins from the car boot sale.  I went into my pocket to get my phone n it wasn't there. (WHAT!)

I checked in the car it was't there, searched all my pockets again no joy!
"Some theivin bastard has taken my phone out my pocket!"  Then I thought, maybe it fell out my pocket when i sat at that cafe so I decided to go back n ask.

The woman said she hadn't seen a phone, bugger.
I went to the security guys and asked if anybody had handed it in, thought it was a slim chance but asked anyway!
Nope!  They took my name n number and said they would phone me if it turned up.  They said someone had reported kids running about bumping into people but don't recall one doing that to me.  He said it's more than likely someone has dipped your pockets, I hate theives especially when it's me it happens too.  I HOPE THEIR NEXT SHIT IS A HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!   The last time someone stole from me was at my brother in laws works night out and this was with people i knew, someone stole £50 from my purse, my drinks were getting bought for me all night so didn't notice till the next day.

Mo phoned and blocked it so they won't be able to run up my bill, supose thats one good thing, think this is me up to no5 on lost n missing phones.

Wont be going back to that car boot sale, it's crap anyway!   Trina   x

Sorry but i have to ask ......what is Alistar or Alister Darlings eyebrows all about ,can't someone say "You can't have jet black eybrows with completely grey hair" it just looks so stupid!  How has no one told him, or maybe he dye's them black on purpose just to annoy everybody?    Trina x

Watching a programme callled "That's what I call television"

Kenny Everett was briliant, so was "Bread"!  good to see all the oldies!  Trina x

Does anyone know what these are called, i thought they were Brambles or wild Blackberries they are growing in my neighbours back garden and Jade was eating them, they have some thorns on them too, Jades arm was torn to shreds. Trina x  Click pics to make big! x

My log book came through this morning so i could officially put my new Number Plate on my car.Here's Mo putting it onAnd here it is, looks alright doesn't it,  Trina x Click pics to make big! x

So it begins again!

Was talking to me like i'm a piece of shit,
No i'm not havin this,
It's all to do with the joiner!
Has quoted us £500 for the front door,£40 for the wee side bit, £100 for fitting he is saying to mo he thinks he undercharged him.
I was askin mo when the door is getting done and the joiner can pick it up on tomorrow, but it was as if i had said something to offend him he was just so quick n nasty. Turns out its because this guy has changed his mind with the price,

I .....that will be fuckin right, I have asked mo for his number cause i know him, he fitted all the doors, mo's too soft to question things  but im not, he had a fling with my sister.

So  i will fucking sort it  

Well hopefully this will be the 3rd night Jade will have slept in her own bed and for the past 2 nights ALL NIGHT!  and that's because she now has a door!  Mo took it off years ago because he was going to reverse it, cause she has the smallest room , but SOMEHOW it disapeared.  She used to sleep in our bed but then went in with her sister, heres hoping it lasts!

Natalie used to lie at the side of my bed when she was about 12, so i hope Jade doesn't  do the same!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Been in to give her a kiss and she's sound!

Probably dreaming about Sylvanian Family stuff, that's her latest interest, trying to get her dad to buy her the hotel, as she says "In Argos u can pay in 3 months daddy, so u could get the money by then!"   SPOILED SPOILED  SPOILED!  Thats kids for u! She can wrap him round her little finger, only trouble is don't know what size it it so where is it going to go?    Trina xxx

I don't know this world gets worse all the time, how can people do this to each other especially their children? (

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I was at a party on Friday night, it was a housewarming.  It was one of the salesman who works in my brother in laws shop. I know them all so that's how i wangle an invite, plus my 2 other sisters were there too.

Any way, the drink was flowing, the karaoke was on and a good time was being had by all, till my Brother-in-law's brother (who is sort of No 2 in the company) cornered me and started saying he was so proud of me, how i stook a stand with Mo n left him. He kept saying "Your the Boss now, what u say goes" And how Mo had been on the phone crying to him that i had left etc, and he kept cuddling me n kissing me on the cheek. Normaly i wouldn't have bothered my arse but i could see his wife (of about 2 years) staring at us sometimes and she was really drunk and she can be a nasty drunk, i heard her  jocking to my sister " Who's that slapper my husbands all over?"  N my big sister (the Boss's wife) said " Hey u thats my sister ur talking about!" Then they were laughing and jocking and the subject was changed. Thank F**ck.

Then he went on to say "I know guys that would be queueing up to be with u, NO! I mean it ,I know GUYS that would be queueing up, HONESTLY!!!!!"
Some more babbling and then he said it again, i was just smiling politely n nodding, i made a sharp exit soon after.
Cause u see.........I have a bit of history with him..........long time ago (about 15 years or something.)  He had left his then wife n i was splitting up with my husband and we were at a party  and well i don't think i have to spell it out, but it's water under the bridge.  It made me think though, I hope the guys he was talking about didn't mean HIM! 

Anyway the party continued and the guy's neighbour came down to ask if the music could be turned down, he ended up joining the party too, then it was dicovered by me,just my luck, that there was no lavy roll left, nothing worse than having to drip dry!  So the neighbour was asked to supply some toilet roll too   Trust guy's not to check they have enough (it was a gay couples housewarming we were at!) My young sister ended up kissing the neighbour, aw well a good time was had by all, suffered the next day though! Trina x

How sad is this!, it was in yesterdays paper;

Someone in Edinburgh had their wheels stolen off their car so they put a note in the window saying " Dear Parking Attendent, someone has stolen the wheels off my car, my insurance company is arranging for pick -up this afternoon.  Please don't give me a ticket. Thank you."

Yip u guessed it they got a ticket,  Bas***ds!!!!

Apparently 2 parking attendents approached the car and were talking on their walkie-talkies wondering what to do, then someone came in a van and it was decided that a ticket should be issued.

The private firm in charge of Edinburgh's National Car Parks, said they would examine photos taken by the wardens and decide whether the ticket was properly issued.
A spokesman said " It is unlikely that we would issue a ticket in the circumstances described but we will look into the matter"

Think they get the gold "Jobsworth Hat!"
Trina  x

This is my sisters dog Poppi, she is such lovely wee dog, so placid, i watch her when they go on holiday. She is a Maltease!She even lets Jade put her in her dolls pram and take her for a walk and in a dolls bedWhenever we go to a cafe or somewhere and Poppi is with us,my sister puts her in the basket underneath the pram and covers her with a jacket or something and she just stays there till we go back out, sometimes you see her wee head popping out though,click pics to make big!   Trina x

This is for King Kevin, said i would show him a pic of me with something big around my neck and a very, very bad hair day

It was taken at Blackpool when i was 18 and half pissed or else there would be no chance i would have done this!

This is not for the faint hearted !!  (I mean the hair not the snake!)   Trina XXClick pic to make big! x

What is it about some people?

I have been in the middle of a big family feud, involving Natalie n my neice Demi.

Natalie was meant to be babysitting Kurtis and Jonathan, Teri is staying with a friend.
Demi (who's 14) said she didn't know if she was going out or not so Natalie said "If u are going out, i will bring my friend Justine up so i'm not sitting myself."
Demi "Well i'm brining my pals up then!"
Natalie "Ask ur mum if it will be ok to have pals in."
Demi "No , i have pals in all the time"
Natalie "I'm not letting ur pals in, incase you's are all drinking and carrying on"
Demi "Were not going to have a party or anything"
Natalie "I don't care, ask your mum first, cause i am responsible for u's cause i'm babysitting"
Demi "Don't think your in charge of me or my house"   Blady blady blahhhhh!

So Demi then went on to tell Natalie "No wonder i don't want to see u a lot"  Fucking wee bitch!, how nasty is that and then she said "Do what the fuck u want Natalie"

Natalie came in crying to me because off all this so i phoned her mum and she said she would phone me back.
She phoned and Demi had said Natalie was being nasty to her and saying she was bringing her pal up, she was just so twisting everything. So my sister said it's ok were not going to go out now cause of all this.

But it was then that i found out what Demi had been saying to Natalie cause i saw her chat log on MSN.
I thought she is not getting away with saying things like that to Natalie, i text her mum saying "Tell Demi, thanks 4 being a wee bitch, saying no wonder she doesn't want to see her a lot n telling her to do what the fuck she wants, Natalie was crying because she wanted to watch Kurtis"

My sister phoned me up and said her house was in an uproar because of it (Good u should't have fucking bitches for daughters then!)
Sorry one is a bitch the other is a witch!
"What exactly was said" My sister said, Natalie still had the chat log so i read some of it out to her n Demi was so caught out, she was crying and screaming in the background and i said Natalie can e-mail u it.
Eventually Demi said she was sorry and my sister got her to appologies over the pkhone and they have sort of made up.
They have still asked Natalie to babysit but now she doesn't know but she probably will do it, she will be lucky to get paid as well, they will give her a tenner or something.   Trina x

You would not believe It, after talking about being late yesterday, Zappy had said usually it's a flat tyre that happens to her.

Well went to go into the car and this was sticking out of the tyre!!!Luckily the tyre wasn't completely deflated and i just had to drive slow.
Mo's pal owns a garage so i took it down there and he said the tyre was gubbed, i needed a new one. It didn't take long to change it so my monthly lunch at Ming's with the girls is still going ahead. Roll on 12.15 i'm starvin i haven't had any breakfast.  Trina x Click pic to make big! x

Well I had the task of blitzing Jades bedroom tonight and I got 3 bin bags worth of crap   toys out of it.
But when i was halfway through it, Natalie is shouting asking when she is getting dinner. FFS!!!
I'm doing something i said, But i'm starvin!!!!   So i had to abandon it for a while and the place looked like Beruit. I did find my soup ladel though wondered where that had gone.

Natalie has Chinese Chicken stir fry
Jade has Chicken Popsters and chips
Mo has Veg Samosa and chips
I have Gammon Steak and chips

See this makin 4 different dinners it does my nut in
 Think i'll open a cafe at least the tips would be better  

Would you beleive it, i slept in this morning.
The alarm went off at 7.45 and I thought, I'll just have 10 more minuites (famous last words)
Natalie is shouting "Mum are u getting up"
"WHAA" Looks at the time, it's 8.20
Jumps out of bed shouting on Jade to get up, gets school clothes for her,runs downstairs to put out Jades breakfast.
Make up Jades lunch, quickly get Jade ready, sign her homework diary only to discover she has P.E today, whips the shirt n tie back off her and put a polo shirt and shorts on her, by this time it was 8.45.
Shout on Natalie to hurry up! Bundle everybody into the car and take Natalie to work, 8.52 might make it.
Gets Jade to school just in time "Phew!" Just lucky they go to work n school near the house, i hate that school run!
Jade wasn't even at school yesterday, the council workers were on strike so there was no Janitor or Dinner Ladies, i don't know? x

This is my room nearly finished cause it still needs a carpet and light, the light I picked was taking 10 to 12 weeks to come in (bloody typical) but it should be here for the end of the month and Mo ended up doing the wallpaper himself. 

We had seen it and liked it but the guy said it was discontinued and the book it was in should not have been lying out (well why the fuck is it lying out then?)
He said he would talk to the rep and see if he could get a hold of any.
The rep phoned back and said they had some were they manufacture it.
In Germany!
So we ordered the last 4 rolls (on the planet) and they were delivered to the shop in about a week.
Mo hadn't even asked how much they were yet.
He goes to pick them up and asks the guy how much they were......"They should be £60 a roll but since they are discontinued they are only £12.95 a roll,    Get in there!!!!
Funny the guy said a women was wanting to order that wallpaper the other day too!  Take it they haven't removed the book then? I don't  know some people.I was trying to get a black and white picture for ages and i saw this in "Au Natural" it was £25 reduced to £10, i love it!The new doors on at last, still to be varnished though!   Trina x Click pics to make big! x

How freaky is this!

A rap fan 24 year old Angel Panjota was granted his last wish................
to remain standing, even after death     WTF??????

Special embalming treatment was used to keep his corpse upright for 3 days at his mothers house.
I think what they meant to say was " They had rammed a big steel rod up his arse to keep him upright"  Click pic to make big! x

Here's Jade on my laptop, she uses it more than me  xxxxClick pic to make big! x

This is what Natalie wanted for her dinner, Backed Potato with Beans and Cheese or a Cheesy Beano as i call it.  But it was not just 1 potato she wanted 2! and they were smothered in Butter.
She is stick thin, I don't know where she puts it all, but man this girl can EAT!!!! Click pic to make big! x

Here's a little ditty for u's (and i did say DITTY!)

What is it with all this rain.
To think u used to love it as a wean.
Now that u are older, u just think it's a pain.........Trina xxx

Do u have to have a degree in Dumbness to be a council worker?

I am sitting here watching one guy feeding tree branches into a shredder, they are cutting them back from the railway line next to where i stay, and everytime he does it i am absoloutley cringing CAUSE HE'S PUSHING THEM IN WITH HIS FEET???????

It's an accident waiting to happen!!

Poor Mark (the joiner) he's a nice guy but i think he is struggling a bit, he has been here since 1 o'clock and so far only managed to hang 2 doors and is nearly finished the 3rd.

His chisel has snapped about 3 times and he said it usualy only snaps about once a year, it's because the doors are solid oak and he said it is really hard to cut into, even his electric plane is struggling, he had the 3rd door up but then took it back down and is planeing it to death in the garage.

The garage  WOW!  Mo is going to be well pleased when he comes in and sees the mess and it has been trailed right through the house, Mo had covered the living room floor with dust sheets cause he doesn't want that marked (cause that's real wood) he's a bit anal about  his floor, gave Natalie and her pal into trouble on Friday night as they were going to the dancing and were walking on his floor with high heels on.

There is another joiner coming after his work to help, Bud he was the one who did our livingroom floor so hopefully he might get it done quicker, Mark said Natalies door frame is some shape thats why this one is taking so long and now his plainer blade has burnt out. Still i have fed him with bacon rolls and tea n biscuits so that should keep him going for a while.    Trina x

A women in Egypt has just given birth to SEPTUPPLITTES <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/artists/just_cuz/JC_OMG_sign.gif">

They didn't say if it was a natural birth(s) or not but even so I think giving birth to one at a time is bad enough!

The Egyptian Gouverment is supplying free milk and nappies for the first 2 years (stindgy bastards!)

She was only trying for a boy as well, cause she already has 3 girls <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/light_skin/laugh2.gif"> xxx

Thats Jade off to school so need to try n get this house organized, change all the beds ect.
Still waiting on the joiner, if he turns up (why are tradesmen so friggin unreliable!)
Have been watching a programme recently called "Heir Hunters"  It's about a company in London who find relatives of people who have died and have left money that they can inherit.  It's amazing how they can track some very very very distant relation and i have found it really interesting.
How good would that be to get a knock on the door and to be told someone in your family had left u a few bob!  Apparently it is a race against time as rival companies try to get the relatives signed up first, i think i would quite like to do a job like that, not the traveling bit as sometimes they travel miles and have to stay over in hotels or B&B's, i would like to be in the office doing it.
Natalie has her introduction interveiw at college at 11 o'clock, then she starts work at 1 so better get my arse in gear x

Well Jade is back to school tomorrow <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/artists/just_cuz/JC_goody.gif">so it will be back to normality!

Saddly no more long lie's for me! <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/standart/no2.gif">

The joiner is coming tomorrow to hang the new doors <img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/artists/big/phil_22.gif"> we are getting a nw front door and porch too.

Then the bathroom is getting done so it is going to be all go but on a lighter note

My new Number Plate T8 TRN is on it's way to me yippiee<img src="http://kolobok.us/smiles/artists/just_cuz/JC_goody.gif">  Trina xxx

While we were in Xscape there was a freak downpour and we didn't even know, on my way home i had to drive through rivers on the roads It was really bad at some places, at some point the police had closed the road and the fire brigade were pumping the water out, Clarkston was the worst bit and the traffic was a nightmare. I had to go another route home and I was late getting Natalie to the orthodontist, she got her braces off so she is well delighted, no more metal mouth Click pic to make big! x