This was in the paper today..............................

A man who tried to chop off his arm in a busy resaurant was recovering last night, WTF!
He ran into the diner and stabbed his right arm with a table knife, then a butcher knife.
Police said he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and "needed to amputate to keep from dying". :))

That would have been enough to put u right aff ur apple pie! :))