Well went to my neice's birthday party tonight, in a kids play thingy, could have strangled a few little em darlings, jade was hit in the eye with one of the balls from the ball pit.
The girl working there decide to throw 21 lollies (the amount of kids that were there, into the ball pit and ask them to find one?)
What kind of a fucking game is that, the wee ones were getting trampled by the bigger ones and the girl organising it was about as usefull as a chocolate fire guard. She couldn't organise a manodge!.
And the place smelt of piss! A party had just come out , probably someone had a kid and put a pissy nappy in a bin or something, everybody else said they could not smell it but i did, maybe it was me 
No! my pelvic muscles are well fine, not havin to buy the tenna ladies just yet.!
So they are lining up to get their party bags and i stood beside the girl and said, once "once you get your party bag, you come over here and get a slap!"
Did'nt get any takers though! Bugger!
Then Jade asked if she could stay with Terri tonight (my neice) and my sister said " Aw, she has her wee pal (whatever) stayin and they will just fall out and leave Jade out like the last time, (WHATEVER!)
I get near home and my sister phoned me ( by this time it's 9.30 pm) to say "It's ok bring Jade up this was a different wee girl, not the same one who was being nasty to her the last time"
Fuck right off! I'm not running up there on her say so! She aught to look at her own kid, she is a wee instagater and is probably the one that causes it all.
So the party was shit in all odds. 
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