Priest and Nun on a camel in the Sahara Desert,
The camel drops dead leaving them doomed,
Realising their fate the priest asks the Nun to expose her tits,
She agrees providing he exposes his cock,
They fondle each other and the priest gets an erection.
"You know if i put this in the right place i can create life" said the priest.
"Right" said the Nun, "Stick it up this camel's arse and lets get the fuck out of here!" 
xx
Posts archive for: 11 October, 2008
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Joke 3
@ 2008-10-11 – 21:54:32
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Joke 2
@ 2008-10-11 – 21:44:59
3 Blondes walking in the woods and they wander upon some tracks.
1st one says "These are deer tracks"
2nd one says "No, they're badger tracks"
3rd one says "No they're not, they're fox tracks!"
Sadly while they were arguing, they were all killed by the train! xx
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Joke 1
@ 2008-10-11 – 21:36:42
My sister sent me a couple of jokes tonight and i thought i would share.
Guy says to his wife "Darling, what would u do if i said i had won the lottery?
Wife replies "I'd take half, then leave u!"
Guy says "Excelent! I had 3 numbers and won a tenner. here's a fiver ~ now fuck off! xx
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A good plan!
@ 2008-10-11 – 15:48:13
Was at the hospital yesterday with Jade on a follow up appointment cause her vitamin D levels have been low.
The doctor is a really nice guy and because Jade is a fussy eater he is trying to get her to try new foods.
So he came up with this,
He drew up a kid on contract that he and Jade signed, that Jade has to try one different food each week and if she eats more than 3 spoonfulls, she gets a star.
Jade was well up for this cause he said at the end of it her reward would be to get a toy from us.
Last night she tried Lasagne for the first time, she eat the pasta and mince but didn't like the cheese sauce.
Now she has her first star.
Wonder how i could get her to try Sardines, cause oily fish is a good source of vit D xx
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Me n ma pal1
@ 2008-10-11 – 01:21:01
Jade was determined to sleep beside Popi tonight and here she is
Camped out on the kitchen floor
God love her!
Now all i have to do is get her up to bed !
x Click pic to make big! xx
