Trinax

 

Well it is getting to that time of year AGAIN!

So i will be one of the saddos sitting  and bringing the bells in myself .

As i have done for the past few years.

Do'nt get me wrong,my sisters call and wish me a Happy New Year!

It actually does'nt bother me,think i am past my stint of party's,well if it was one of my sisters i would go,sept my sisters do'nt really drink well my older one,the yougest just binges on the weekend and has to recover for a few days.

They used to call me "The rubber women" years ago!

Cause i was that pissed i was like rubber. 

Do'nt like gettin like that now,maybe i have grown up!

In sayin that,couple of years ago,I went to my young sisters after the Bells (12 O'Clock)

And i had no beers left after a while.

So my no brain sister gave me vodka!

Couple of vodkas later i was ready for home

Goes outside to wait on the taxi and my sister lets go of me

Still with my hands in my pocket, i deck it right on the ground.

Trip to the hospital and i have 8 stitches in my eyebrow (was chating up the doctor stitching me up) maybe thats why he did a good job (Mo was there too  )

So boys and girls You be carefull out there! xx

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last New Years

I have actually had a bit of a clear out before the Ner'day. (New Year)

Well i did'nt have much choice

The cupboard underneath the stairs has sort of turned into a shoe dump.

Mo kept asking me for ages to clear it out but i have nothing lots to do u know!

Next thing i know Mo is in the cupboard and i am being bombarded with shoes.

The vast majority being Natalies! It has gone beyond a joke now,the amount of shoes/boots/sandals (you get the picture) she has is actually laughable.

So i had asked her and asked her to help clear it out since most of them were hers,but she never did (it was actually embarasing when the guy came to read the gas and lecky meter,i would just say "They are in there "and off he would go with his torch only to emerge sweaty and panting (NO! he did not have a shoe fettish!)

Anyhoo i threw out what i thought she had'nt wore in a while and it looks 10 times better,Mo even put some carpet in it  it stops the draughts coming up from the crawlspace anyway.

Then i thought   I will just do the drawer that has all Jades Baubles for her hair in.

Hairbrushes n Baubles (note to self,stop buying Jade so many friggin Baubles!)

It is because her hair is so long,It reaches her bum,(her dad refuses to get it cut,trimmed yes)must be cause she had it all shaved off when she was about 3 months old!

For those that do'nt know,her dad is Muslim and it is a tradition (i was still raging though)

Everybody plays with Jades hair,even when she stands in line at school and the teachers all do it to,poor thing hates it as well!

Well at least it is a start for a clutter free year (NOT!) xx

Oh the joys!!!!!!

Mo came in tonight with a new 32 inch telly for the bedroom   (thought he was skint?)

I do'nt even watch tv in bed!

Aw well if it keeps him happy i suppose.

Our other telly (from our room)went on Jades bedroom wall because she needed room for her dolls house.

He likes his gadgets,is it just men?, he buys that Stuff magazine.

He has just put a special light in Jades room which means you clap twice to make it come on,then clap twice to make it go off.

Jade loves it!

The telly for the lavy is ordered,then we can eventually get the fucking thing finished,as i said the joys!  xx

 

Wit is it with me??????

So it's 2.15 in the morning  and NOW i'm in the mood to party!!!!!!!!!!!!!

being pissed does'nt help!

So I was'nt on Christmas Day  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Probably did'nt like the company!

Shit did i just say that?

He^^^^^^^^^^^^^ was being all amourous the night

He better not try it the night cause i am well going to sleep AND he better not wake me up in the mornin cause his eggs willl be well scrambled if he does!

PARTY ON PEOPLE! xx

We had Sunday dinner late today about 7.30,I was'nt that hungry and Natalie was going to the pictures so would have hers later.

I had cooked the roast earlier on today so it was just the veg and roast potatoes i had to make.

Natalie said she wanted roast potatoes but they had to be as nice as how her Grandpa used to make them?

How do i know how he made them?

I just parboil my potatoes and stick them in the chip pan,job done!

My roast was a TAD overcooked,it actualy reminded me of "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" When the Dad cuts into the turkey and it falls in on itself in a ploom of steam

Mines did'nt fall in but it just fell apart,still it was eadible and tender,lets call it an old persons dinner that does'nt require a lot of chewing!

Everybody liked my roast totties and Natalie had her dinnner when she came in and said the totties were nice reheated so they must have been even nicer just made.

Hope she doe'nt want me to make her roast totties all the time now xx

I keep getting STATIC hair and it is realy doing my head in!

Must be cause of the central heating    xxx

I text Natalie to see how her party was going and she text back.

"It was fine at first,then everybody started full scale fighting man"   (her words)

For goodness sake! ca'nt they enjoy themselves without a barney!

I text her back to ask if she was okay and where she was.

She has phoned a taxi and is coming home. xx

My sisters boyfriend was in a car crash today.

He was okay, though he did get 10 stitches in his napper.

A taxi driver ran into the side of his car.

It is realy cold out there tonight,down to -2   Brrrrrrrrr

I had to go up and get my car from my sisters house,it has been there since Christmas Eve.

It was covered in frost and i had to defrost it.

Why is it so hard to get the lid back on the de-icer can?

I bought a dvd tonight "The Ruins" Will watch it later

Natalie is away to a birthday party so do'nt know when she will stoat in.

I have bought my dinner in for tomorrow(which is unlike me) and Asda was quiet,i was gearing myself up for the crowds too.

We are having roast beef (top side) totties,brocli and cauli covered in gravy,mmmmmmmm can't wait.   xx

We have just been in hysterical laughter,me Natalie and Natalies pal Justine.

 

We were all in the kitchen and Jade was listening to Natalies new ipod and was singing along to "Distubia" by Riahnna oblivious to us practicaly rolling about on the floor in hysterics,she did'nt know most of the words so was putting in her own to fit.

 

 

Natalie choked on her omlette (yes she is still eating omlettes)
Justine sprayed fanta from her nose
It was so funny  :)) xx

Well Christmas morning started off as usual in our house,except the night before i told Mo to ask his sister to stay out of my room as she has for the past couple of years come in and woke me upon Christmas morning with her cackling laugh like a witch saying "Are you getting up Catcheena?"
And then proceeds to lie on the bed.
Fuck right off !!!!     I am not a morning person and especially if i am feeling a bit delicate even the kids know not to come in before at least 10.30.
Do'nt get me wrong his sister is alright in small dozes but because she has disablities,people seem to let her off with a lot of things and she thinks nothing of rifting and farting at will and shrieks with laughter thinking everybody will laugh along with her but it just makes me crindge and the kids try to stay away from her cause she grabs them and squashes them and they do'nt like it.

The opening of the presents,Anwari (Mo's sister) takes over reading the labels and sorting them out,then because jade is taking to long opening hers decides to help by opening some of Jades,Jade does not take this lightly and protests.

I had ordered a Tinkerbell ninendo ds game from Ebay and it came cellophene wraped and everything,Jade opened it only to discover............There was no fucking game in it?????????????It had the instruction leaflet and everything in it.

I was not pleased and cursed ebay from a horse to a dog,but on checking my ebay account tonight it looks as if the person i bought it from(Japanese Company) has been taken off the ebay site so i do'nt think i have been charged for it,well Mo has'nt been charged but he was all like "I told u so "

Get it up ye!!!!!!  is all i say!

Then today Natalie said "Where is the Tinkerbell Dvd you gave to Jade"

That has dissapeared cause we can't find it anywhere and Natalie said "I was sure i wrapped it up!"

Aw well maybe it will turn up? I have promised to buy her a proper game and DVD from a shop to make up for it.

My sister phoned and wanted us up at her house for 2pm PRONTO!

We did'nt get there till 3.30 pm xx

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc

xx

Last year i bought my big sis this:-

http://www.firebox.com/product/2265/Sparkling-Gold-Cuve

Cause she drinks Champagne

She is so hard to buy for,i'm struggling this year! xx

Where is everyone? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!    xxx

I always wondered why i get depressed at Christmas.

Now i have found out why.

I hate having to ask him for money to get Christmas presents,cause it's like i am askin him to cut one of his balls off or something! It makes me feel so guilty!.

True his is the only wage coming into the house and he pays all the bills etc,

But it's not as if i am askin to splash out on myself,

i do'nt spend money on myself buying clothes or shoes etc,fuck think i have jumpers that are older than Jade,what money i have goes to the kids,well at least Natalie is working part time so can buy her own stuff now.

I have a few beers n i smoke,thats about how exsuberant my life is,have'nt had a social life for years and Mo never takes me out anywhere,wonder what he would be like if i was an "I want !partner"

"I want this and i want that"

He even said "Are you getting your hair done for Christmas?"

I said "No"

"Why?" he asked

"Cause it is too much money" I said.

He's just text to say he is sorry for making me feel sad so i'll let him off!

Good excuse to ask for more money  "MWAHAHAHA!" xx

So i decided to get myself a set of balls!

No i'm not getting a sex gender operation,

A set of balls u put in the tumble dryer to soften and make the drying time less for your washing,

I have only used them once and i must say they were alright,think i will keep puting my balls in the tumble dryer Clikck pic to make big,go on all u guys like a big pair! xx

Here is a warning to all those people who like to pucker up at Christmas,at office partys etc!

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2008-12/08/content_7280037.htm

MWHAH xx

I think i have broken my toe or something!

I checked on the girls last night before i went to bed.

Then i put the hall light out and started to walk to my room.

But instead of walking straight on,i managed to go to the side and walked right into the bannister in the hall.

I hit the wee toe next to my pinky one on one of the metal pole things and it was agony.

I ca'nt put any weight on it and it is throbbing like mad.

Do'nt know if i should go to the hospital or not.

I will have to wait till Mo comes in cause i won't be able to drive,i ca'nt even get a sock on so i'm sitting here with one sock on.

xx

I have leftover kebab,spiced onions and pompadoms sitting looking at me
Mmmmm ...................will i won't i,will i won't i,fuck it i will xx

Now do'nt panic before i start!!!!!!

Natalie has just told me lots of people have been popping up on MSN saying the Queen is dead!

Think it would have been all over the news if it was true.

I looked on the ITV website and nothing so it must be some tosser starting a stupid roumer.

What is it with some people????? :) xx

(Hope it is not true!)

Rithompson

Looks like she is a "Whovian"
That's a couple that i know,
Shame about David Tennant,
That he is leaving the show.

She seems to like her football,
I think that is quite cool,
She must be the only woman,
To understand the 'offside rule'.

She must be quite inteligent,
Cause she reads a lot of books
If only she could get a permanent job,
That would let her off the hook.

She could do with some new jammies,
As she only has half a pair,
She also said they are ripped,
Cause she can really feel the air.

Well that's what i know about Rithompson,
She seems like a nice Gal,
If i knew her a little better,
I could ask to be her pal!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!  xx

We bought a couple of pictures for the livingroom last month and i draped some tinsel over them last night cause all the decoration we have is the tree.

I got up this morning and Mo had takin it back down?

I text him and asked why he had taken it down

Just to see if you noticed

Real reason,he would have been scared it scratched his pictures,he REALLY must think i do'nt know him after 12 year.

Do'nt have the energy to make an issue out of this and if i did it would'nt be the tree that cops it,it would be his precious pictures i would smash over his fuckin head!

I've a good mind to go out and buy a can of that silly string and do a bit of decorating with that

Sometimes i wonder what is the fuckin point!

Click picks to make big xx

It's my Dads birthday today,he would have been 67.

He died on the 18th jan 1997.

He was my pal and everybody thought he was a brill guy!

Still love you,you old codger!,give Mum a kiss from me (she died 2 years earlier, on the 18th sept 1995)

She was cremated on my young sisters birthday.

 What was strange, my dad lasted a week in intensive care and even the nurses were saying "We do'nt know what he is waiting on because  by rights he should not even be here"

Then I did! He was waiting on my Mum to come and get him,they went and did everything together,they were never without one another and that was their sort of trademark where we lived,so i knew that was what he was waiting for  the 18th! :) xx

Jade's collection of shiny things (think she must have been a magpie)Click pic to make big! xx

My sister just phoned me and told me my neice has been admitted to hospital with a suspected appendicitis or a cyst on her ovaries,they are going to give her a scan tomorrow.

Funny it is the same hospital i have to go to tomorrow  xx

"Blergh!"

Don't like that Houmous stuff   

Toast n beans for me then! xx

Here's my Bunnett!:) xx

As some of you know,i have been soldiering on for the last few days with the dreaded COLD!

Tonight i was lying on the couch and at about 5.30pm i heard Mo come in and speak to Jade.

I must have dozzed off because when i woke up it was 6.30pm and Jade was asleep at the bottom of the couch and it was quiet.

I got up and went upstairs

Mo was in bed?????

"Why are you in bed?" i asked

"I have a migrane" he said

So i go back downstairs and the next thing he text's me saying "Can you get me a cup of tea and a cold towel"

WTF happened to my tea n sympathy,nothin thats what! xx

What a load of bollocks!

I actually got out of my sick bed to go to Big W! as you all know Woolworths is closing down and i thought "Ohh good chance i may get some bargains then"

Me and Natalie sniffing in unison braves the elements and gets there,the car park is chock a block,i was expecting this so parked a bit away from it and walked over.

We get in there and  if it does'nt look like the biggest jumble sale in Scotland!

Everything was everywhere it was just one big stramash.

And what they did have was crap.

Maybe this was'nt such a good idea.

After a bit of rifiling and walking about amongst the mob i eventualy picked up:

2 Christmas Baubles
A party dress for Jade to wear on Christmas day
2 books for Jade
A pair of earings for me

Waits in the gianormous queue only for this stupid women to skip us,Natalie's heckles were up and she was determined this woman was'nt getting in infront of us
She was with her mother and the mother said "Those lassie's were infront of us"
"No they were'nt" She said (bitch)

Gets to the cash desk and it comes to £22.19
A saving of.......................................wait for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£4.80  Hardly worth all the hastle eh?

I feel really bad this morning,it took all my energy to muster the strength to take Jade to school,i actually kept her off yesterday because i could'nt get out of bed but today i feel even worse!

Mo was taking the mickey last night,sniffing when i sniffed ect and looking as if he was feeling sorry for himself.

I said to Jade "I, well wait till he gets it,it will be a different story then"

Natalie has her second driving lesson at 11

She has been sneezing so i think i have given her it too.

Think i will go and lie on the couch xx

BLERGGGGGGGGGGG!   
It's happened, i have finally caught what everybody on here has being going through!
Think my wee one gave me it!
They are not the best at covering their nose when they sneeze

So i have a cough and the sneezes and i think it has went into my chest cause it feels like someone is putting a hot red poker down my throat.
Phoned the doc and got a script for antibiotics
Picked it up in natalies work (Superdrug)and asked the girl in the pharmacy to give me a bottle of COVONIAAAAA!!!!!!!!
The one for Chesty coughs!

I'm went out the back with my pal for a fag (yes i know not the best thing for a chest infection) and decided to take a slug out the bottle!
Cracked it open and slugged, this does'nt taste the same as the one i had before, it was a good while ago but remembered it had a distinct liccourish taste.
Looked at the bottle and she had given me the one for dry coughs! Silly Mare.

Had to go back in and buy the chesty cough one .

Last time i had a cough, i just used to guzzle it out of the bottle,I took the time to read the label this time and it says not to exceed the stated dose,opps! think i better use a spoon this time!
CHEERS! xx

 

Jade helped decorate the tree
Think most of the baubles are inside the branches somewhere,my fault for not telling her.There is lights on it but you can't see them,think it's because it's those wee LED lights. Click pic to make big! xx

So after much deliberation or NAGGING from Jade, I decided to put the tree up.

Mo went up the loft and got all the boxes n stuff.

So i put the tree togther and the top was missing, it must be in the bag with all the decorations.

Where is the bag with all the decorations in it? Searched the loft again but it was'nt there,bet any money Mo has put it in the bin last year!

What a plonker!

Jade Persuaded her dad to go to B@Q to buy another one,so off we went and she picked a big massive one that looks as if it has frost on the tips of the branches.

We bought some decorations too but i will have to get more and some tinsel.

I had a missmash assortment of baubles n stuff that i had collected over the years and Natalie said "Make it a bit more co-ordinated this year"

So i am going for a Black,siver and deep purple colour theme. xx

 

Man! The pipeline in the Muslim community here must be really good!

Mo's sister went into the Halal butchers at her bit and some guy says to her "I'm sorry to hear about your Brother in Law passing away"

She just looked at him.

She phoned Mo and he said no one had phoned him to tell him.

I said to Mo "You better phone and find out"

He said "What am i supposed to say?"

"I don't know you will think of something"

Mo phoned me back and it turned out the guy in the butchers was right but his Brother in Law had only past away an hour before.

They had'nt gotten around to phoning Mo yet.

It's Eid (Muslim Christmas)on Mon too,

I spoke to Mo's nephew and offered my condolenses,seems the man(that's terribile, i don't even know the man's name)had been ill for a long time so at least he is not suffering anymore.

I won't be going to the funeral,i have never been to a Muslim funeral.

I did'nt go to Mo's Dad's funeral a couple of years ago because i have never been in a Mosque and i would'nt know what to do and i was scared incase i did something wrong or embarrassed Mo or myself.

Mo will be going but his sister won't because the family (apart from Mo)have disowned her because she married a man without the family 's approval.

I'm glad i am really close to my sisters! xx

Maybe there is some strange connection,between mother and daughter,well i know there is between me n Natalie.

I was just thinking to myself, i will have to phone Natalie and make sure she is ok, she went to the dancin .
Then my phone went and it was her to tell me where she was.

I could hardly hear her over the music but she said "I am in Sea nightclub and i am fine".

Then10 mins later she phoned back and i managed to hear her saying Mum I'm coming home!

Good come home baby,i love it when she is in and safe! xx

Since i can't send everyone a card, i thought i would post a virtual one :)Excuse my writing,and the pics,  i'm crap at  both but still it is from the heart! :)

Click pic's to make big! :) xx

My neighbours know now after 8 years to open my cards slowly  now cause i put lots of confetti in them and they must be pissed off havin to clean it up when it unexpectantly falls out all over their floor :))
 This year i have irridescent snowflakes, well it is Christmas! :) xx

I went down to the Main Steet today as the money i had was burning a hole in my pocket and i had seen something i wanted to buy (see last post)

I had a couple of letters to post too.

then i went up to my pal Linda's for a chat and a cuppa,she stays just off the Main street.

She stays in a Tennement Building and is at the top or 'The tap dancer' as my dad used to say!

Boy i need oxygen by the time i climb all the stairs.

So we are sitting gabbing and the whole place starts shaking and i'm like "Is this building shaking?"

"Yes" she says "It happens when the trains go past"

I could just imagine the whole building  crumbling! and it is a big building.

"That is really scarey" I said

"That's nothing" she said "It can be 10 times worse than that"

So we talked about what it is going to be like once the mottorway is up and running because they are building an extension of the M74 right next to her building. (that will be a lovely landmark for our Burgh)

Think it will be completed in a couple of years.

Then she said "Oh my God!, I thought i was seeing things there! Look at that guy walking along the roof"

Sure enough a guy was causualy walking along the roof of the tennement opposite,no harness or nothing,Nutjob! xx

I bought this today.

Thought it was a bit diferent to the normal nativity scene you get.Click pic to get big! xx

I saw this in a shop and me and Jade decided to get Natalie it as a joke for Christmas,you put them in water and they grow!
Hope she sees the funny side! xxClick pic to make big! xx

I went to the Post Office today to post some letters and 2 police officers came in and went in the back shop.

One woman in the queue said there had been a bit of trouble about half an hour ago but i did'nt find out what?

While standing waiting,this guy came in and he was in some state,half opened eyes staggering about a bit and walking like a Neanderthal man.

It was so obvious he was a Junkie!

He went over to the couple of seats that were there and sat down with his eyes closed,he was Gouchied out of his face!

Everybody was looking at him and he just sat there slumped in the chair.

I said "If those police come out and see him they will probably lift him"

Don't know what happened i was served and left before the cops came out.

I hate the look of junkies,they actually frighten me when they are like that! Reminds me of a zombie!  xx

This is my Christmas lights 5 mins from where i live!

Old Nick had asked what kind of Twinklers we have at our end so i got Natalie to post this,think it looks alright,shame the shopping arcade are'nt even havin a Santa though! xx

That's it i've had it! I am really pissed off now!

The reason, well Natalie has just told me she has lost her visa card! (again)

This must be us going on no 4 i think and it is really starting to get me VERY angry!

I feel like shaking the shit out of her!

How fucking irisponsable are kids nowadays!!!!!!!!!!!

Well she is practacally an adult at 17.

She THINKS she had it at the weekend at her pals and put it in a PLASTIC BAG with some other stuff  and her pal may have chucked the bag out with the card in it!

YOU KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN A SAFE PLACE U TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Money too,i lift bags in her room with stuff in them she has bought and she just puts the change in the bag?

And sometimes it is not change but notes too! I just put it in her piggy bank!

I don't know ,what fuckin hope has she got,she has to change this lakadasical attitude or she is going to land on her arse with a hard BUMP!

xx

I can just see it,people scrapping in the condiment isle in Asda grappling over the last tub of SALT.

The guy told me they had sold out just after 12 oclock today!

What is it with people and panic buying!

Salt and De-icer not a one to be had in any of my local shops *BLAH*

Looks like i'm scrapeing in the morning after i dig my car out of the snow we are expecting NOT!

At least the gritters are back on the roads,one fecker peppered me with his grit on the way home xx

 

I have just remembered,i pushed the Christmas tree over last year,while having a rammy with him and broke some of the baubles

Will have to check n see what i have incase i need to buy some more!  xx

 

Well i have booked a driving lesson for Natalie for tomorrow night at 8.45.
Not exactly the best weather to have your first driving lesson,lots of the side roads are really icy,suppose he will take her somewhere clear.
Pity the poor guy though!

Have nearly went on my earse a few times today and Jades school was a nightmare,i could just see myself decking it and all the kids laughing at me,still it has to be like this for a few days so there is still time

Jade decked it on our drive today after school and hurt her wrist but she was ok,she was trying to skate and after that happened she said "I think i will just walk on it now mummy"
"Good idea Jade" xx

My pal has a new wee kitten,her name is Daisy!
Click pic to make big! xx

I was coming out of Asda tonight and was walking to the car.

I past a young woman/girl and her wee girl standing waiting on a taxi and as i was getting near them the wee girl (who was about 4) suddenly went down on her hunckers (still had her feet on the groung but tucked her bum behind them) and picked up a LIT! fag end and put it to her mouth!!! Luckily not the lit end.

I just went "OH! NO, Don't do that honey!" Instinctivley

Her mum said "Don't do that Charmayne or Chantelle or whatever her name was!"

I was thinking to myself, wonder if that was the mothers fag,probably was cause how else would that wee girl know what to do with it.

So it just shows you how kids mimick things their parents do.

That's me notched up another black mark against SMOKING! xx

This is the veiw i see 2 mins from my house,it is even better at night cause u see all the lights

My young sister has'nt had a fag since Monday, because she has been ill with some cold or flu thing.

So she has said that is her quit!

I'm jelous!

So it's 360 days and counting, that i have promised the girls i will have quit before my 40th birthday!

I have been smoking since i was 13.

Wish  me luck, think i'll need it!  xx

 

So i was telling you, Natalie received £300 tax rebate and she was get the rest in her bank account.

She phoned me on Sat (overly excited!)

"Mum, Mum, guess what?"
Me "What?"
N "I just went to the cashline and I HAVE OVER A THOUSAND POUNDS IN THE BANK!!!!!!!"
Me "Well thats good is'nt it!"
N "Good it's brilliant!"

She said when she got her balance up on screen at the cashline, she started screaming with excitement!. (glad i was'nt there!)
Her pal was though!
The people waiting behing her were laughing at her antics.

So she should be good for a tap, for now anyway! xx