There is something wrong with this laptop,it is allowing loads of pop up in and even though i have the pop up blocker on and i don't know what the fuck is happening, Help someone!
Natalie instaled MSN plus and ever since then it has been hapening,she doesn't know either?????
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Fucked up laptop
@ 2009-01-30 – 00:54:51
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Hard Necked people!
@ 2009-01-29 – 23:49:23
Do you know how i said i wouldn't be doing a lot this week,well turns out it was the opposite.
My pal is a bit depressed just know so have been spending some (a lot of) time with her to keep her occupied and she has been up a few nights for dinner (at least she thinks i am a marvelous cook)
and Jade loves her to peices,she would have her move in.I decided to buy myself a new phone tonight,Natalie had hers stolen from the pub weeks ago and has been using mine and it has been a case of swaping sim cards when i wanted to use it,she is as tight as a ducks arse and wants a new phone but doesn't want ot spend money on a new one or a lot of money

I just bought one out of Tesco and it was £45 not too much but enough,it is a Samsung and is the same kind as the one i have so i knew i could use it easily enough.
I get home and take it out of the box,the seal was still intact and the screen was all scratched
I was like WTF!!!
I went back down thinking i was going to have it out with them because it WAS sealed and I was the one who had broken the seal and they would argue it could not be returned because the seal was broken.
But the guy changed it no bother.
I was practicing "Well i want to speak to the manager!" on the way down in the car and Linda was laughing at me
Seems whoever had swapped the phone had done it through the bottom of the box,how can some people be so hard necked to do that?
I just hope they don't think it was me!!!
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Scratch cards
@ 2009-01-28 – 09:54:42
Now i'm not one of these people that buys these scratch card thingys,
But for the past couple of weeks i have bought a couple on impulse,
I won a pound.I know they range between £1,£2 and £5
I have bought two £1 ones and a £2 one,
Last night i just asked for the first one and trust me to pick the five pound one
I didn't have the neck to say i didn't want that one so i just bought it.I let Jade scratch it off for me and i have won £20 Woohoo!
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Bunged Up!
@ 2009-01-27 – 22:31:48
My pal phoned me last night in a panic,
Her lavy was blocked and she couldn't unblock it, it had been blocked all day,
It had overflowed and she said she was covered head to toe in water
She is so melodramatic my pal.Mo said he would go down and fix it but she had blocked it with "women things" and didn't want him to come down,
She would have been mortified.
I said no bother cause it's not the first lavy i have unblocked and i'm quite good at things like that,well my dad was a master plumber and he used to take me to homers with him so i was his apprentice. (another post)
I don't mind getting my hands dirty,it doesn't bother me.So goes down with a plunger i had in the house,lot of good that did,it is crap for modern toilets,it doesn't cover the full hole to create suction so i said "Do u have a mop?"
She gives me the mop and a couple of good plunges later,problem solved.That was my good deed done for the day AND I took her some homemade soup down to have for her lunch the next day
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The verdict is in! (about the carpet)
@ 2009-01-27 – 20:51:04
The guy from Trading Standards was out tonight to look at the way the carpet was fitted.
He was an old guy and very thourough and had all these wee tools and a wooden folding ruler.
I was laughing cause he put wee shoe protectors on and all that
He was really nice and i made him a coffee.
Mo was talking away to him and i was just listening.After about 30 minutes he had finished and had written down a whole big sheet of writing.
To quote him he said "Well in the trade,we would say this is a disaster"
In you FACE! Jem Carpets,lets see you wiggle your way out of this one
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Here today,gall tomorrow
@ 2009-01-27 – 15:15:03
My big sis popped in today for lunch and was telling me she was at the docs yesterday,
He said because she has pain all the time it would be better if she had her Gall Bladder removed
Turns out the liver takes over the role if the gall bladder is taken out,
Just as well she is not a drinker then,
I would be well f***ed
He is sending her for a Heligabacter test or something where she has to drink some radiation stuff,then she is not allowed to let the kids near her for 24 hours,bit hard when you have 4 kids.
Then she has to wait for the operation date which the doc said is a simple procedure and is done by keyhole surgery,then a couple of days stay in hospital.
Even though she has had 4 kids she is still shittin herself
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Eden Lake
@ 2009-01-27 – 00:01:06
I have just watched a film called Eden Lake.
It is a thriller and is actually very,very disturbing!!!!
I liked it though but i am a bit disturbed myself.
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Think i should get some Brownie points
@ 2009-01-26 – 13:59:43
I've been very good in this time of tightening the belts.
I have just binned all of my catalouges even the new ones UNOPENED!!
I couldn't even lift the bag,it was so heavy
I have paid them all off so i won't be tempted now
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Nothin doing or should that be doin nothing
@ 2009-01-25 – 22:18:10
This is how my week looks:-
Mon.......Nothin
Tue........Nothin
Wed......Nothin
Thursday........Nothin
Friday........NothinDon't know how i'm going to fit it all in
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Gall stones
@ 2009-01-25 – 18:25:51
I went to the hospital with my sister last week,(the one who gets all the reflux)
She was to get an ultrasound on her Gall Bladder,
Turns out she has gall stones,
Don't know if they can give her something to disolve them or if she will have to get them out.
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I had a PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ 2009-01-25 – 00:50:46
Well last night i had my 2 sister and a couple of friends in and even one of my neighbours came.
And i had a PARTY!
Well a get together,bettter than nothing!First time in the 8 year i have stayed here

I went to Tesco and bought loads of food (most went in the bin)
Still it was worth it
I had a slice of garlic bread and a chicken cougion
xxNatalie had asked if 2 guys could come up for a wee while and i said yes.
So that was Mo in a bad mood ,well fuck him my daughter should be allowed male friends as well as female.
She is coming up for 18 for fuck sake.
This is our house too,she should be allowed to have a life
They weren't even drinking and only stayed for a wee while.I had had enough by 4.30 am and left my sister and pals too it,they left at 6.30,Mo had gotten up by then and drove them home.
I never surfaced till half 5 tonight,i need LOTS of sleep to recover from a late drunken night
Still think i will be havin another one
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It can be BEDlum
@ 2009-01-23 – 00:36:10
So my big yin has just came down with her 2 pals and anounced she is going to the dancin!

Well i'm not waitin up for her,i need my beauty sleep don't ya know,
Think i get this persona by myself "Pfft" I have the fairies come and sort my face out during the night,
"Hey Honeydew! be a bit softer when you are doin the old mustashe,thanks!"
I have Jade in bed tonight because she is unwell,
I'm gearing myself up for the .............well it could be a knee or an elbow or a foot in the face,i have even had a arse believe it or not,and no not Mo's arse!!!!
It's been a while since she has been in our bed so i am suiting myself up,think i will strap a baking tray to my back and put a collander on my head, i'm heading in,wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!
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The fire sprites
@ 2009-01-22 – 17:47:33
I watch the flames dance higher and higher,
But it utters no sound this magical fire,
I see the sprites in a mystical dance,
As i am led into a hypnotic trance.I see them chase and dance around,
And in my head i hear the sound,
Of laughter and play with such delight,
I could just sit and watch all night.But all too soon it has to end,
As i watch in awe as they assend,
Up the lum in gracefull flight,
To fly happy and free into the night.*sigh* suppose i better put the dinner on
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It was a cert,something had to happen
@ 2009-01-22 – 16:32:35
Jade was up during the night and came in beside me and she was quite hot,
I had that funeral this morning and didn't know if i should send her to school,
Then i thought i could send her and ask them to keep an eye on her till i came back.Then she was sick this morning and i thought,i can't send her now,
I had to phone my friend and ask her to keep an eye on her.
I took her down still in her jammies and it made me run a bit late
So we went to the funeral and just made it on time.I couldn't get a parking space and ended up miles away from the chapel.
Boy this guy must have been really well known it was mobbed,it was standing room only in the Chapel and some people were even standing in the foyer bit of the chapel.
Even the priest commented on it.
My legs were acheing standing for an hour,
Then it was off to the cemetery because it was a burial,it started raining and i thought great.
But it didn't amount to anything and was just a shower,luckily.We went back to the Chapel hall and i spoke to his wife and the kids
She said the priest said there must have been about 500 people there as the chapel only holds 300.
She kept hugging Natalie and was telling her not to be a stranger and to come up and visit.
We stayed for a cup of tea and then left.I picked Jade up from my pals and she was so pitiful looking,
I have layed her on the couch and put Cartoon Network on for her,i have been trying to get her to take some Calpol but she is refusing.
I have just taken her temperature and it was 38.8 degrees,so i will just keep an eye on her.
Natalie has just decided to lie beside her,she better not start annoying Jade,
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Up the wooden stairs
@ 2009-01-22 – 00:41:39
I'm shattered tonight and still a bit achey,think that workout has taken more out of me than i thought.
I've had my bath and put on my fluffy jammies,i even fell asleep for a wee while in the bath which i never do,
usually i'm in and out so i must be tired.
Natalie has sorted out my Dennis Healys so at least i will be presentable for going to that funeral tomorrow morning (not looking forward to it)
Well i'm off to bed so i'll bid you farewell for now!
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I love a bargain!
@ 2009-01-21 – 12:41:31
I had been looking to buy a blind for the bathroom,i went into Shades and they quoted me £46 for one

Because black is not a popular colour for a bathroom blind.I was going to buy material and make one myself when i was in a shop yesterday and saw this
I got it for the pricely sum of £3.99,I love a bargain!
just have to make a blind out of it now
Click pic to make big!
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"That's not my name,La La La La!"
@ 2009-01-21 – 08:09:31
I kept meaning to write this for ages but kept forgetting.
I thought i would let yous know how my blog name is pronounced.
I keep thinking people are calling me Trin as in Tin with an R
But the I is actually said as an E
So it is Treen as in TrinaSo my name is really said as Treen Treen,(pet name Mo and my big sis gave me)
Sorry for the confusion,i should have put it down like that in the first place,but you know me
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New Trainybobbers
@ 2009-01-20 – 23:20:20
Bought myself a new pair of trainers today,
Well technicaly speaking i didn't,my big sis gave me the money and i have to give her it back,(unless i forget)
Nah only kiddin,i don't tap money very often and if i do i make sure i pay it back!
They are the same make as the ones i already have but a different design.
My last ones cost me £60,these were only £20 out of TK Maxx,i love that shop(when i have money,which is never
)
These will help with my new fitness regime BOL!!!!
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A close shave!
@ 2009-01-20 – 22:27:47
We took my 2 sisters muts dogs to get a haircut today.
I hate the smell of wet dog,cause it was raining and my young sisters dog stank my car out and kept jumping all over the place,
This is them before
This is them after,they smelt a lot better!
Just got enough to make myself a wee coat,thanks Frosti and Popi but now they should be called Baltic and ice pole
xx
Click pic to make big!
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Pain is THE reward????
@ 2009-01-20 – 21:06:48
This is what i was doing this morning and THIS is just a warm up!
I did a warm up and a workout so i was quite pleased with myself,i am feeling it now though!
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One,two,one,two, that will do for today!
@ 2009-01-20 – 09:41:11
I am going to try a bit of a Michah - Bo workout this morning,
which is a "combination of Kick boxing,Tai Chi and Karate whilst combining Modern aerobics,Stretching and popular dance."This should be good for a laugh

I haven't had anything to eat yet,don't know if that would be a good idea,probably spew everywhere if i eat anything.I have had this Dvd for a few years and only done it a couple of times so i should really invest in a new one.
The guy insists on wearing nylon tracky bottoms and always ends up with sweaty balls,which can be a bit distracting
Here goes nothing
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Shameless
@ 2009-01-19 – 23:30:58
There is a new series of "Shameless" starting on the 27th of January.
Hurray!!!!!
Can't wait to see more of Mimi Maguire and all the rest of the brilliant characters
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Who wants a bit?
@ 2009-01-19 – 01:45:56
Who wants a bit of this?
The Bannana Split,not my daughter 
Her work had money left over from the Christmas kitty so they put it towards another night out on Saturday,she said the Bannana Split she ordered was absolutely massive,her workmates helped her out eatin it though! :)) xx Click pic to make big! :) xx -
SHIT,SHIT,SHIT!!!!!!!
@ 2009-01-18 – 18:23:24
I have just found out i will be going to a funeral on Thursday.

Natalie used to play with a girl who stayed across the road from her Grandpa/Dads house when she was up visiting and they were quite good friends when they were younger,they don't see as much of each other these days.Was told last week,the wee girls Dad had,had a stroke,fuck the guy was younger than me!!!!!
He was in a coma.
They were not expecting him to survive.
He died a couple of days ago.
Natalie said her Dad phoned her this morning to let her know,he went up to the hospital to see the guy before he died.
He said the guy could squeeze your hand so he must have had some sort of consiousness.
SHIT,don't know why i feel so bad,i actually feel i could cry and i didn't really know the guy.
I know the kids and his wife,she is a lovely person.
Think i am feeling it for them,the girl is the same age as Natalie and her wee brother must be 13 now.
Think it will be an emotional day on Thursday,Natalie is not keen to go but her Dad wants her to,to pay her respects.
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Uninvited!
@ 2009-01-18 – 00:37:51
This is the song i am loving just now,think i have heard it before somehow?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J8ydHhuCH_0
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My weans wonky toes
@ 2009-01-17 – 22:47:14
We were laughing tonight at jades wonky toes,when she spreads her toes out they look like this

When she was born she had what they call "Cross toes" Which means one of her toes was tucked underneath the other one,they said when she started walking it would correct itself,it has to a degree but as you can see the one pointing down the way was the one that was tucked under
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My name is on the Telly!
@ 2009-01-17 – 01:36:32
This is for people who watch Eastenders if you do'nt watch it then switch off now!

Only joking,said that because you will not have a clue who i am talking about if you do'nt watch it.
Tonight my friend was in and Eastenders was on but we were only watching it in between gabs.
Then i saw Denise Wicks arguing with her ex husband Lucas about getting married and he suddenly said he was still married to someone.
"What is her name?" Denise says.
"Trina" He says
We all laughed when Jade said "Mum your on the telly!"

Have still to see what she looks like,maybe she will be a shapley,buxom brunnette or an old hacket bastard like ME!
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I'm in the bad books
@ 2009-01-16 – 22:41:24
Mo is away to bed in a huff!
ME "I said Natalie could bring a couple of friends back after bowling"
MO "Not any guys!"
ME "I think there is a couple of guys"
MO "Well not that idiot that was in the last time"
ME "No i don't think he is one of them" (lying through my teeth)
ME "It's alright they will be sitting in the livingroom"
He just got up and made a bowl of Frosties and went to bed.
I felt like screaming "Let her have a bit of fun,you fucking FREAK!"
But i resisted
She is 18 this year and she never gets any freedom in this house it's a shame,i'm quite easy going I would'nt bother my bum if she brought friends back,but he hates noise,music,anybody having a carry on or anybody enjoying themself,you just do'nt get allowed to do it.
There is not a lot of playfull laughter in this house,is'int that something that should be included in a family home?
I used to listen to music but as soon as Mo came in from work he would just switch it off,that is why i never listen to music any more.
Natalie can play it at a reasonable level,not compared to typical teenagers(unless he is not in)
I understand there should be some give and take but he seems to be all take and no give.
He has changed his choone since we got back together when he said he would change,i think he should at least let her have a bit of fun now and again because she is alienating him more and more
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Kids,you've just got to love them
@ 2009-01-15 – 14:09:56
I forgot what fun it is to look after a 2 year old
and a dog (yes she brought the dog as well)
My sister appeared and said "Look after him for a couple of hours eh,till i go to get my hair done"
No sooner had she left when he was behind the vertical blinds turning round in circles along with the blinds "AHHHHHH"
Then he was saying "Pee,pee" "Pee,pee"
My sister is trying to toilet train him and we know to rush him to the toilet when he says this.
Too late he starts stripping off and he is soaking
Strips the clothes off him and sticks them in the washing machine,gives him a quick wash down.
Went to fix the blinds and discovers a puddle of pish on the windowsill
Was in the kitchen fixing him a sandwich when i hear the dvd's being thrown about.
I went in and he had put Madagasgar on by himself,man they are getting younger,a 2 year old that can work the dvd player
So he was quite happy sitting watching that for a while,then i hear the dreaded words "Pee,pee"
I run in the livingroom but he was halfway up the stairs to the toilet,at least he is learning!
Half an hour to go
He has just dicovered a game he can play where he stands on the bottom stair and climbs over the back of the couch and rolls over the top.
My house is always like a bombsite after my sisters kids have been
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To brown or not to brown
@ 2009-01-15 – 01:19:34
I bought Natalie that Fake Bake, fake tan for her Christmas,she has put it on twice this week and i had to do her back,must say it is quite good cause for the 2 times she has used it she has went from Pastie to Gingerbread and it looks like a good colour,think i will stay pastie though,too much effort just to go bowling at the weekend (as she is doing)
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?????
@ 2009-01-15 – 00:37:24
Should there be a crunching sound when you rotate your shoulders backwards?
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How does he do that?
@ 2009-01-14 – 00:04:45
I just watched Derren Brown on tv at a show he did in London.
That guy is freaky,but in a good way.He even got the answer to a guys question that was "Am i going to shave my scrottum?"

Noticed he has a weird tic with his head though?
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We've all had a case of Foot in Mouth
@ 2009-01-13 – 17:55:22
This thing with Prince Harry is getting a bit blown out of proportion.
He only said it without thinking and i do'nt think any malice was intended.
Everybody does it!I was in a Chinese Take-away one night and someone phoned me,
They were having trouble hearing me and i shouted "I'm in the Chinkies!"
Oops!
I bet they were all in the back taking turns to spit in my Chow Mein
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The impossible quiz
@ 2009-01-13 – 15:51:02
Has anybody tried this quiz?
http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
Natalie showed me it and i do'nt know how they get some of the answers,it is a bit wierd :) xx -
Do you like a quickie?
@ 2009-01-13 – 10:18:19
Why do i always read a book so fast,
Thats me finished a 429 page book in 2 days.
That can't be right,can it?Ask me next week what it was about and i bet i wo'nt know,
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I do'nt want to do THIS i want do THAT cause i'm a pampered fuckin bitch that wants everything MY way!
@ 2009-01-12 – 23:00:51
I am so fuckin angry right now,i swear to God if Natalie comes anywhere near me by the time i have'nt calmed down i swear i will do her some damage.
I am gererally not an angry person but if something makes me blow my top i fuckin lose it,i'm going to end up breaking this laptop with the fury i am typing this thing.She has just told me she is quiting her college course because its BORING,she wants to learn about make-up not bunions and stuff she said. Then she said the lecturer that she had Communications (English)with told one of the girls in her class he has failed 5 of them because they did not attened regularly. Natalie being one of them and without this pass you automaticaly fail the whole Beauty Therapy Course.
Natalie already has her English GCSE and it was stuff she had already done in school so i could understand her point and she said to her Beauty lecturer,supposedly this guy is an old bastard and the woman said he should have been retired years ago,she had problems with him with her students last year too.So here was me ready to go in and argue the bit about how unfair this guy was being if it would cost her her whole qualification and all the time she was'nt giving a fuck!I Should have known because they sent a letter saying they were stopping her Bursary money because of her attendance,i am so dissapointed in her!
Now she has applied to a Make-up Artistry course which starts in August and it is in Clydebank College which is miles away,i said "Do'nt think you can lie in your bed all day from now to August,if you are not going to college the now you can get a full time job!
She said she will tell her boss at her part time job she is chucking college and see if she can go back full time,do'nt see it they are cutting the hours of the people already there just now!Do'nt know how she will get to the college either,one campus she went to was 2 mins down the road from where we stay and she was still late AND i had to drive her there.
She will have to get up about 7am to be at this other one on time and i do'nt even know if she would have to get a bus or train cause i certainly wo'nt be driving her! I would'nt know how to get there anyway.
She said by the time August comes her pal will have passed her driving test and will drive them there in the morning
You have got to fuckin laugh at how they think things come that easy in life.
I am still fuckin angry
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It's a pain in the gullet
@ 2009-01-12 – 18:32:22
I was at the hospital with my big sis today,she had to go and get an ultasound of her gall bladder.
I was watching the munchkin.
She has suffered from acid reflux for years and no exam has pinpointed what is causing it,
she has had medicine from the doctor but it only works for a wee while,
She now only drinks herbal tea and is trying to watch what she eats in order to try and releive it.She can get it quite bad,i remember being in Asda and she had an attack in the queue,i thought she was going to pass out.
She had to sit down
I was left to pack all the messages and there was hundreds of them
Hopefully she will get some answers this time
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Stick your candy apple up yer arse!
@ 2009-01-10 – 23:53:41
Well survived the Carnival,forgot how noisey and crowded those places can be.
Last time i was there a few years ago,i was taking panic attacks and was having them constantly while i was there,the noise and the crowds were causing them,but i stuck it out for the weans,boy it was hard! (was alright this time though)Fuckin £2 for a wee tray of chips or candyfloss.
£1.50 for a can of ginger
£2 for a 99'er (ice cream cone with a chocolate flake in it)Swear they must have been raking it in tonight.
Jade only eat half of her cone and i could'nt see a bin so i ended up eatin the rest and i do'nt usually eat ice cream, my teeth had ice cream toothache after it,cause i have vaneers on my front teeth.
I forgot how entertaining it is to watch a 2 year old eat ice cream
My sister is trying to toilet train him just now and we left his change of clothes in the car,amazingly he did not pee all night and went to the toilet, well done Kurtis!The kids never fought once,so a good time was had by all!
We got the train in and out so that was a novelty for the kids,on the way back Teri was running all over the platform and my heart was in my mouth she was going to fall onto the tracks,swear that girl should have been a boy when she was born!
Jade's wee pal had NEVER been on a train or BEEN to a carnival? Which seemed unusual to me,but maybe thats just me.
So the kids are all ice creamed and candyflossed out and Jade is staying with my sister so i have some peace tonight. :) xx
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Carnival
@ 2009-01-10 – 14:08:20
I am going to the Carnival with my sister and 2 of her kids today.
Jade has been asking to go for weeks and it finishes tomorrow so i thought i better take her.
Natalie has already been but she went with her friends.My sister told me she has been fighting with Teri for ages,this is the neice the same age as Jade.
She was threatning Teri that she was not going if she did'nt stop all her crap but has decided to go.
There is going to be another moaning match because Jade had her wee pal staying last night and Teri will moan because Jade has a pal with her.
Well tough! The wee girl stayed last night and it would be a different story if it was Teri's pal that had been staying with her.I can see us not even going if Teri starts and my sister will just say "Fuck it, I'm not going" We will see,i'm sitting waiting on my sister to pick us up.
The thing is a con too,you have to pay £10 to get in wether you are going on the rides or not,then they give you 10 tickets,1 ticket per ride,that means 3 kids will have to use nearly 60 tickets,because my sisters other kid is only a toddler and there won't be a lot there for him,do'nt see it happening. The place will be mobbed too cause this is the last weekend.
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Don't be too picky!
@ 2009-01-10 – 01:42:36
Well it turns out Iceland have bought 50 Wollworths stores?
So maybe you will get a pick for your pick n mix
Instead of a wee shovel!
xx
Maybe that way you won't take sooooooo much!
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Cold try Balitic!
@ 2009-01-09 – 16:38:08
The wee guy Guntais who works with Mo went home for the Holidays.
I found out it was Latvia he came from,which is next to Russia.
He e-mailed plans of a building for Mo to pin point where alarms should go and smoke alarms.
Mo had to send it back with the things marked on it.
Then he was on the phone for Mo to explain how to set the alarm system up.I said to Mo "You would have been as well going with him the amount of times he has phoned you"

He is suposed to come back to work on Monday,do'nt know if he sorted it out?
He was telling us it was minus 22 degrees over there
Wo'nt be visiting any time soon
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What a Bummer!
@ 2009-01-08 – 10:55:58
He's lucky it did'nt drop off!
xxhttp://i.gizmodo.com/5125679/guy-gets-trapped-on-ski-lift-hangs-bare+ass-naked-for-15-minutes
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Who thinks up these things?
@ 2009-01-07 – 11:31:50
Mo was doing something the other day and he was using a file thingy.
I said "What's that for?"
Mo "What this Bastard file?
"Bastard file?" I said
"Yes thats what it is called" he said
"I right,you are kiddin me on" I said
Mo said "Honestly thats what it's called"
So i googled it and he was right
.I mean i have heard of decorators caulk (cock) but not a Bastard file?You can even get Dentist caulk

Not letting my dentist put his caulk in my mouth
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Gravy Everyone?
@ 2009-01-05 – 23:06:05
Tonight just after i had dished out the dinner,Natalie and Jade were sitting at the breakfast bar and Natalie had her laptop on her knee.
I had put gravy on Jades roast beef and put the jug down for Natalie to use.
I went to pour them out juice when the next thing The two of them were screaming,
Natalie had went to put her laptop down but it was pluged in to charge in the socket above the breakfast bar and by her doing this made the cable taught and it caught the jug of gravy.
The gravy had spilled all over Natalie,her laptop,the floor,some went on Jade too.Natalie's arm was scalded and Jade said hers was too but i think she was just saying this

Natalie's arm has came out in a big blister about an inch long,it looks sore!Dinner abandoned,i had clean the floor,laptop anywhere else that was covered in gravy,then make more GRAVY for Natalie,warning her to be careful this time!
My dinner was cold so had to blast it in the micro,still enjoyed it though.
xxHad to stick Jade in the bath again as she had gravy in her hair
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Better in my pocket than theirs
@ 2009-01-05 – 14:11:52
I have just noticed that they have cut my Child Benefit,now i only get money for Jade.
I had phoned a good few month ago and told them Natalie was working part time and if this would affect my benefit?(see how honest i am,well you do'nt want to diddle the government now do you)
The man assured me it was fine because she was still in full time education(college)so my benefit would be unaffected,so why has it been stopped then?I phoned and after waiting ages to get through the woman wanted to know what qualification it was and the name of the course etc,did'nt think to have them so now i have to phone back "groan"
Maybe wait till later on and try
xx
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BB
@ 2009-01-04 – 23:04:00
I was laughing tonight while i was watching Big Brother (yes i know how sad am I)One of the people in the house is Tina Malone aka Mimi Maguire from the programme Smameless
For those of you who have'nt seen it,she is the one in the red jacket http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zcl0cgBsncg
She was in the bedroom and counting out all the packets of fags she had (which was a LOT)
I thought to myself she is just like me,if i had to go in there i would fill my suitcase full of fags and fuck the clothes

And what is that wee Verne Troyer like he is so cute,well only being 4 foot high helps,for those of you who do'nt know who he is,he played Mini Me in Austin Powers
http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&q=mini+me&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=14&ct=title#
La toya Jackson is also in the house,she must really be skint to do something like this!

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Spend a penny
@ 2009-01-04 – 00:10:34
Did you know if you put your new coins in a certain order they make up a shield? (people in United Kingdom)
Me and Jade have been trying to get them all but i ca'nt get a fifty pence piece yet.
http://www.royalmint.com/newdesigns/designsrevealed.aspx
And see if you really like them, you could treat yourself to this,it only costs £5378.08
http://www.royalmint.com/store/BritishPlatinum/UKF8PLC.aspx
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Stroppy bitch
@ 2009-01-03 – 23:32:13
Jade,Justine and I were laughing at Natalie tonight,because she could not get her hair to sit properly and she was going nuts and screaming in frustration because she is going to a 21st birthday party tonight.I said she was just like that Nicky from Big Brother (for those of you who do'nt know who that is) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1iukG0W1dSI
I was trying to get Natalies printer/scanner working so jade could print some stuff out,i swear Natalie has used it about twice and then it stopped working for some reason, it has sat there gathering dust ever since.
Natalie can have a look at it tomorrow,i give up,
She was soooooooooooo funny the way she was going nuts
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Do'nt do THAT!!!!!
@ 2009-01-03 – 00:37:59
AHHHHHH! I have just had a blast from the past.
Natalie used to eat crisps verticaly between her teeth rather than horizontal when she was wee and now jade was doing that tonight!
It gives me the willies and makes my blood run cold seeing this,like the noise of a fork scraping on a plate or chalk down a board :( xx
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WTF?
@ 2009-01-02 – 01:03:27
One of Natalies pals said she "was going to bottle her last night!" NICE!
For those of u that do'nt know what that means, it means to stick a broken bottle into (natalies)face
New year partys just bring out the best in people
They did make up though!

With pals like that who needs enemys?
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Am i bovvered?
@ 2009-01-01 – 22:21:29
HA! After me writing how i stay in at New Year,i ended up out for the Bells last night.
My young cousin text askin what i was doin and asked if i wanted to come to the pub with her.
May as well
So we met her pal and pal's boyfriend.
They were going to a party in a house along the road,so we went too.
It was a friend of the guys.
Gets there to be greeted with bare floorboards and 2 young guys,not much older than Natalie,sitting drinking bottles of Bucky (buckfast wine) a speciality of Glasgow.
Good start i thought
There was a few other people there and what seats they had were taken so we had to stand,they had only moved in so did'nt have much in the place.
Then i spot a couple of people taking lines of coke (cocaine) in the kitchen. Brilliant! I should have stayed in the bloody house.
"I'm going out for a fag" I said,my cousin came with me and her pal.
"OMG! Trina i am so sorry,i did'nt know it was going to be as crap as this,lets go back to the pub for the Bells! "my cousin said.
We made our excuses and left.
Had the Bells in the pub and it was okay,met a guy in the place i used to work with years ago and he said i had'nt changed one bit,(good start to the year!)

No he was'nt trying to chat me up,he was there with his wife.
I found out my cousin and her boyfriend split up about a week previous which is a shame they had been going out for 5 years and had just bought their first house a year ago,
He was the one who said he wanted to end it! Arsehole!
Went back to my Aunts house and the cousins pal and boyfriend turned up too,but then they were arguing but nothing too major.
Woke up today with the mother of all hangovers(not had one like that in a good long time) Still suffering!
Natalie decided she wanted roast totties with dinner (groan)
Was'nt even figuring making dinner

Mo was'nt talking to me,he said i came home and was arguing with him about how he never takes me anywhere and is such a boring old bastard
Aw well,whats new,do'nt even remember coming home so i do'nt really care!
Think i will stay in next year
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