Trinax

Well the vegetable curry was Red Rotten!!!!!
I didn't like it and Natalie said it was alright,
It all went in the bin and i made them French toast.
I was too radging to eat because i was looking forward to it,
I just waited till i picked Jade up from Brownies and made some homemade chips for us and Jade had pizza too  xx

I am absoloutely LEE MARVIN!
I mean your stomache thinks your throat has been cut kind and making loud growling noises,
I have made a vegetable curry cause i didn't have any Halal chicken and didn't have money to buy anything in so thought i would give this a bash,
I don't know if it is any good but Jade had a wee bit after school and said it was nice,
Trouble is, i don't have any rice and Mo said he won't be in till half six
Knowing him it will probably be later,
I don't want to eat anything just now as i want to enjoy my dinner and know i won't eat it if i snack just now!
I have to take Jade to Brownies at half six too.
My brocolli has went a bit mushy, must have overcooked it, still it is getting mushed up where it is going
This better be good or i will not be happy,
Natalie said "That isn't a dinner,it's just vegetables,I wanted a chicken curry!"
"Well how can vegetarians live on things like that then?" I said.
Might just have a wee piece n butter just now  xx

It was quite good on Saturday night at the 25th Wedding Aniversary,i had bought a new skirt and there was someone else there with the same one on as me  (it looked better on me though!)
I did manage to deck it on  the way out as you had to come down stairs my heel caught on the last one and i grabbed onto my sisters pal and ended up on one knee,what a riddie! I had been up and down the stairs all night when i was going  for a fag! Yes i was a bit drunk but not falling down drunk   
Click pics to make big!  xx

I was just about to leave to take Jade to school at ten to nine this morning and then she anounced!
"Oh no Mum! It's Mad Hair day today in school"
"$^%&&!"
So after a mad dash to do something to her hair it ended up like this,
I just stuck natalies rollers in it and sprayed it with glitter spray,click pics to make big!  xx

Sorry i have been AWOL for a couple of days,I couldn't get the laptops to connect to the router for some reason,
It was working on the big computer though,
Ended up the  guy from virgin gave us a number for Netgear which is what our router is and the Netgear guy  talked Natalie through how to sort it
so now it's fine "Woohoo!"
I have this real craving for French toast somehow and i mean BAD!!!!!!
Right enough my boobs have been really tender the past couple of days and look bigger than usual?????
NAH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm away to get eggs "See Ya!" xx

Am pissssssssssssssssed ,she's pissssssssssssssssed havin girly talk!  xx

I had to laugh there,i went down too pick  my sister up from the pub and give her a run home as i was going to Tesco and she stays next to it,
She wasn't drinking cause she is working in the morning,
She was trying to persuade her boyfriend to hurry up finish his drink,
We went outside for a fag and a guy came out who had been sitting talking to sisters boyfriend,
He was really drunk as the two of them have been in the pub all day,
He said goodbye to my sister and was hugging and kissing her,i was smirking cause i could see her face,
He then turned round and said bye to me and rubbed me on the top of my head?????
It's only weans you do that to!
Then staggered off into the distance.

We went back in and she asked him again if he was coming,she had to go home cause her wee dog was in the house itself,
(My sister absoloutely loves her wee dog)
He started getting ratty said "Fuck your wee dog it's a mut,I'm not going back to yours just because of your wee dog"
So she gave him a mouthfull and we left,without him!
"Wait till i see him tomorrow" She said
I don't envy him cause my sister is like a pitbull when she gets started and there will be a LOT of cursing.  xx

My young sisters washing machine is gubbed,
She has been bringing her washing up to mine and i have been doing it for her
As if i don't have enough of my own to do
She doesn't even stay and wait on it,she has just been dropping it off then comes back and it is all dryed and folded and put back in the bin bag,
See trying to get a washing machine for immediate delivery it is nye on impossible,
Suppose it makes it worse she only wants to spend up to £200,
She said she will go this weekend and get one,
Better or i'm gonny start charging her  

She was up one time and was helping me fold my washing but she wasn't doing it right and it was bugging me,
She folds things inside out
Was laughing at me because i fold pants,does that make me sound strange???
I also won't pair off socks if they are inside out i have to fix them
I have to fold my towels a certain way too,
I also pile it up in a certain order,
Hmmmm! I am begining to wonder about myself now xx

They have put the flyover bit of bridge on at my bit for the extension of the M74,it will be strange to see cars flying over it on their way into town.
I didn't realize it was going to be so low,i thought it would be more humped than straight across,this street is being closed every night at 10pm till 6am untill the 3rd of April so they can complete it.
My pal stays rught next to it and her Housing Association are going to install triple glazing in all the tenement windows,think they will need it somehow  xx Click pics to make big!

I have been walking to and from school with Jade for the past couple of days,
It is only 5 mins across the road so it is not that bad,
Trying to park is a nightmare because we are having to use the Chapel car park,
I am just about to go out and i picked up her shoe to put it on her,
And my hand happened upon something wet and soft
Luckily it was only wet leaves,
If it had been a dod of dogshit i would have been very very unhappy!  xx

I think i am coming in for the cold
I feel a bit snottery!
Last night i woke myself up by sneezing????
It wasn't only once but about 5 times,
Poor Mo jumped everytime cause i would sneeze then a minute later another sneeze,
Mo kept giving me a squeezy cuddle every sneeze i had "Awwww!"  xx

I was coming back from Tesco tonight and was sitting at a set of traffic lights at a T junction
There was a guy in a Merc in front of me and i knew when the cars going just now stopped then our light would go green,
He obviously knew too because he was inching himself forward all the time,
Then when no cars were coming towards us he just blatentley went through the light when it was still red,
I drove forward and stopped to wait for it to change and then i noticed,
There was a Police van sitting opposite us under the railway bridge,
Don't know if this guy has seen them but don't think he would have went through a red light if he did,
Numpty,wonder if they got his Redgy no?  xx

Well the old/new bedroom carpet is lying in the garage and i said to my sister if she knew anyone who wanted it, She phoned her pal and her pal said she would take it, she doesn't have a bedroom carpet. I text Mo asking if i would get it in my car, So i tell him why, "I am selling it to someone for £100, there have been a few people i work with interested." he says.Opps! I suppose it is better that we get some money back on it but can't help feeling shit i already said this woman could get it. My sister said it was fine she had told the woman it was brand new, I know this woman doesn't have much and it makes me feel crap. Still we will see if whoever wants it comes across, cause if it lies there for long enough i will give it to this woman!  xx

Here was me thinking i was unique as well,seems there was a Trina on CSI Miami tonight,
She had snuffed it by the time i watched it though and was preggers,
Aw well my bubble is burst now "sniff"  xx

I picked Natalie up from work today and when she came in the car she was in floods of tears,
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
She said her boss had been shouting at her for being cheeky to him and she said she wasn't she was jokeing with him,
She said he talks to all the young ones like they are a bit of shit,
She said she is not going into work Thur or Fri,
Lucky it wasn't her dad she was telling this to or he would have been right down there to have it out with him,
Don't know if i should go and talk to the guy or just leave it cause i know Natalie can be mouthy at times xx

I was sitting watching the telly with Mo and he said "Can i have a drink of water"
So i gave him one and when he finished it he got up and left.
Funny how you get to know someone after a while (13 years)
I knew something was wrong, cause i had seen him flex his hand a few times,
He went upstairs and i left him a wee while then went up and asked if he was ok!
He said he was feeling a bit funny and i think he had been nearing an anxiety attack like the last time,
So i asked him if i could get anything for him and he said no,
Trying to get out if something is bothering him is like trying to get blood out of a stone
I asked if it was money?
I would happily sell my car and go back to driving a banger,it wouldn't matter to me,i know i smoke 40 fags a day and that takes up money,i don't mean to it just happens,i did get down to 20 a good few months ago,i just hate to think he is like this because of me and i am draining him of money and in doing that he is struggling to pay the morgage and bills,
He knew i smoked and drank when he met me and it did'nt help he used to always pull out big wads of cash when i met him because he was self employed and so i got my beer n fags,but i persuaded him to absolve his company because i never saw him and he was on 24 hour call out  
Now he never pulls out big wads of cash and works for my Brother in Law,but i don't care,still i wish he would tell me when things are bothering him  xx

Here was me all syched up for going a night out to that 25th Wedding anniversary on Sat night,i had even bought a new top,
Well Natalie bought me it for my Mothers Day,
I had gotten the card and everything and had it all planned out,
Then i was talking to my sister and asked her what she was going to wear and she said "You do know it is next Sat,right?"
Bugger!  xx
I really should write things down!

My big sis popped in today and she loved my pic "Yeah!"
I let her see Natalies light and she said it  was Alright, "Neigh!"  xx

I have done something to my elbow,
I banged it a cracker on the edge of a cupboard door,not on the bottom as in the funny bone,
On the side and after i did it the inside of my elbow was aching too,
Now it is painfull to even bend it, just as well i drink my cans with my left hand  xx

Jade was at a party on Sat at a ball pit thing up the road from me called Runamok.
It was a wee girl in her class who was having it,
She was reluctant for me to leave her there so i stayed for a cup of tea to make sure she would be ok,
I eventualy left and when i came back to get her i asked if she enjoyed it and what did she get to eat etc?
They had a cold buffet and all the sandwhiches had butter on them so Jade wouldn't eat any of them and all the rest of the stuff she didn't like.
She said she had 2 biscuits and a piece of cucumber  
She wants her party in there this year but i will be having the hot menu  at least the kids will eat chips  xx

The other day my sister went out of her front door and noticed one of her big planters was missing. She had 2, 1 at each side of her front porch and they must  be about  waist high in height and have a big artificial ball tree siting in thema bit like these but her planters are a light metal so they are not heavy, why would someone take 1 and not the other?? Maybe they were disturbed or something. Then she phoned me back and said "I have just noticed they have taken my 3 blue balls too the bandits" (she is off swearing for lent) These sat at the side of her front door in her porch bit and these were quite heavy because they are ceramic and were 3 diferent sizes. There is a couple of undesirables live up the street from her,bet it was them the wee arseholes,I told her to drive about her area and see if she spots the planters or balls anywhere,swear they would steal the milk out yer tea if they could get away with it.  xx

I'm invited to a 25th Wedding Aniversary party on Saturday night,
I'm turning into a right Social Butterfly me ain't I  xx

Here is Natalie's new light up
My sisters is 10 times nicer,don't think she will want to swap her's for one like this
Click pic to make big!  xx

Went to get a light for Natalie's room since we can't get the one we want
Have waited over a year for it and it ended up they didn't do it anymore,
Got Natalie's light from Argos and it skinned me £50,thats my weekly money away in one go,aw well who needs money anyway
My sister has the light i want and the plan is to show her the one i got Natalie and if she likes it,she is going to give me her one and we buy her one the same as Natalies,still with me? No me neither

It is lovely outside and Natalie and Jade have spent the past 2 days playing Mario Cart cause we bought another controler and another wheel and it means they can race each other,blinking nearly £30 for a daft wee controler,bluddy daylight robbery.

I told Jade to get some clothes on and go out and play to get some vit D in her,she had been lacking in it lately and is attending the hospital to check her levels,plus with her being a fussy eater it does not help,
So i have papped her outside with her scooter and hopefully she will stay outside for a while.  xx

The kids wanted to help me with my canvas
Jade ended up doing it in her knickers because you can't get that acrilic paint out of clothes and Jade has ruined a good few things,my dish towels included.
Now where's that cloth!  xx
Click pic to make big!

This is in no way meant to be Rascist,it is mearly an obsevation. I just found it really strange when i was looking at Jades school picture that there was only 1 wee coloured boy in the whole school?? There used to be another one who was Afro Carrabiean  looking but think he started High school. I just found it a bit strange that is all  xx

He is sitting next to the Head tetcher in the red,Click pic to make big!  xx

I have it real bad,anybody else get this?
Bloggers elbow!!!!!
Last time i had this it was my cuddly,cumfy,cossy cardi and it had to go in the bin,looks like this is were this has to go too  xx
Click pic to make big!

Before i forget, Jade has been asking me to show you her BIG bruise,she fell off the back of the couch last night and hurt the top of her leg,this morning it had turned purple  Think she is looking for the sympathy vote off you guys  xx
Click pic to make big!

Chickpea and potato curry

Ingredients:-
4 Cloves of garlic or you could use garlic paste (don't know how much to equal 4 cloves though?)
1 Large onion,chopped
Some olive oil or butter for frying the onion
1tsp Cumin seeds
Half  tsp ground cinnamon
Half  tsp Turmeric
1 Tbls tomato puree
1 Tin of chopped tomatoes with chilli (or you can add 2 chilli's seperate)
Pinch of sugar
Can of chickpeas (drained)
Some baby potatoes about 7 or 8 (i sliced the big ones and quartered the small ones) or 1 big potato chopped to your preference.
Half a pint of stock, you can use chicken or veg (i used a chicken stock cube cause i don't like the veg one)
Some chopped spinach (optional)
Salt to season

Some yougurt if required

Method:-

1. Using a food processor,mortar n pestle (or do what i did and used the back of a T-spoon and just finely chopped)
Grind the garlic (and chilli's if you are using them) into a paste.

2. Heat oil/butter and fry onions and cumin seeds until golden. Stir in garlic paste and cinnamon and fry briefly until the spices become fragrant.

3. Add tomato puree,tomatoes,turmeric and sugar and season to taste with salt. Cook this untill the tomatoes have broken down and the sauce is reduced .

4. Stir in the drained chickpeas and potatoes and pour over stock,cover and simmer until the potatoes are tender,keep checking and add some water if needed,add some chopped spinach a cople of mins before serving.
Add some yougurt if too spicey but i thought it was okay!

There you go!  xx

Think Queen Mab has inspired me,(thanks Queen Mab) tonight i made Chickpea and potato curry and it was really nice,Jade loved it.
I made it because the last time i made Queen Mab's curry it had Chickpeas in it and Jade liked them so thought i would try this,
It sure stinks the house out though "Pheeeeew!"
There was a wee drop left and Jade wants it for her lunch tomorrow,
Click pic to make big  xx

They gave all the kids one of these before they left today,which i thought was quite nice,Jade is where the arrow is,click pic to make big!  xx

Today is the last day Jade will be spending in her school,she is off for the rest of the week while they transport all of the stuff in the school to a decant building just next to it,
It will soon be demolished for them to build a brand new one,
The kids move into a decant building on Monday,
They have just completed the school next door so now it is Jades school next,
More big lorries,traffic jams and upheaveal oh the joys!  xx

They are going to be putting a section of the bridge onto the supports of the M74 Extension that they are building through were i stay on Mon and that means the road going past it is going to be closed for 24 hours,my pal stays right next to it so i think i will venture down with my camera and take a few snaps,should be good to see how they do it anyway  

They just demolished the factory i used to work in when i was younger,was a bit sad to see it go!

I made the cusions but decided to make them reversable, You could have them the same as the pelmets,like this and when you get fed up with that you can turn them over to the same as the curtainsViola!  xx Click pics to make big!

No! Mo hasn't sent me to Coventry or anywhere else,
Someone is coming to refit the bedroom and hall carpet,
And NO! It is not Jem Carpets fitter
So Mo had to disasemble the bed and it is just the mattress on the floor
Looks like i will be getting a good sleep tonight (not)
The guy is coming at 9 oc'lock FFS! Cause the Celtic and Rangers match is on tomorrow.
He will just have to fit the carpet round my ass cause i am stayin in bed as long as possible  xx

Here is some pics of the party!

Click pic to make big!  xx

Anybody tried these?

They are absoloutely lovely!
You get them in Tesco in the Ethnic food isle and they are only 70p for a bag,
I did'nt think i would have liked them but i do  xx Click pic to make big!

Looks like i owe Mo an apology,
When i was puting Natalies washing away,i noticed glass at the bit where Mo had said it had smashed
Well he must have hit it with the hairdrier pretty hard for it to spray all the way to the bed,
In my defence,i was drunk and he has smashed something purposely before and............................................
Ok i admit it,i was wrong to jump to conclusions,
Humble pie anyone  xx

My sisters party was brilliant,we even had karaoke and i got up for a song
It all turned to shit when i came home though,
Natalie and her pal were sitting on her bed and her wee pal said "Ouch!"
Something had cut her hand,
Then Natalie said "Mum my foot is bleeding"
We looked and the whole bed had glass slivers all over it???

I went in and asked Mo where the glass had come from,
He said when he put Natalies hairdrier on her unit,there was a glass sitting and when the hairdrier touched it,it just exploded,
But the bed is like 2-3 feet from the unit so how did the glass get on the bed???
I said "You mean you threw the glass and it smashed and went over the bed"
No he was adamant it just exploded.

I know exactly what happened,
Natalie had dyed her hair earlier and some dye got on the bathroom door and i could'nt get it off,
He has saw this and has been angry so while tyding up Natalies room (which i told him not to do)
Has lifted this glass and threw it out of anger,i have seen him do this before in Jades room when he was angry at Natalie once he picked up Jades big snowglobe and smashed it against the wall.

So i had to get the hoover out at 2 oc'lock this morning to try and get all the bits of glass off Natalies bed.
What a knob,i said i would buy him a new fucking door!!!!

I am currently trying to get tickets for Mo and a friend  to go and see Michael Jackson in London
Wish me luck! Seems they are like gold dust and are being sold for silly money on E-Bay as we speak,
Well i have joined the website and should recieve a pre-ticket code thingy
And have joined Ticketmaster,don't know what else i can do?

He absolutely loves Micheal Jackson and went to see him when he played here in Glasgow yonks ago,
We even have the programme in a frame (though it does not grace the walls) it is in a cupboard somewhere.

xx

He saw James Brown in Concert just before he died,maybe he is the grim reaper xx

Natalie asked me last night to put 'rags' in her hair so she would have curls in the morning,
Last time i did that she was about 4
Anyway i thought i had better do it a bit tight cause her hair was drying in and is poker straight,boy was i sooooo wrong,
It was a mega disaster and it was a mad rush to sort it  cause she was going to be late for work,
She looked as if she had an afro  Natalie was helping taking the rags out and we could'nt do it for laughing,it was so funny.
I said she looked like a white version of Beyonce in that Goldmember film
Click pic to make big xx

Mo came in tonight and i said "Like my new camera"
"Aww!" He said "I was going to get you a new one for your Mothers day"
Bugger!

I'll just get the money off him xx

Well here is the cutains,i hope you's like them!
Here are the tie-backs that cost me £60 Close up of one of the pelmets.
Click pics to make big!  xx  Oh taken with my NEW camera  xx

Had to wait in this morning for the guy from JEM carpets delivering the replacement carpet,
He did'nt come till 11 oclock  AND he was as bright as a 4 watt bulb!

Went into town for a couple of hours with my pal,she wanted to get those wet look leggings that everybody is wearing (not me)
For the girls night in my sisters on Friday night,there is about 16 women going so should be a good laugh,her man wo'nt be happy though HA HA!

Picked Jade up from school then headed out to try and get material to make the tie-backs,the women said grey silk would be nice but she had every other colour except grey,typical!
Opted for rope tie-backs that matched the colour of the sivery grey stripe on the curtains,except they were £30 a pair and i need 2 pair, Mo said "OK get them!"
Think that is me past the £400 for these curtains and pelmets but they are done now and am not planning on changing them anytime soon so WTF!
My pal said they are beautiful and the tie-backs are so rich looking.

Had a go at making Queen Mab's curry tonight,actually marrinated the (well i used chicken) overnight and tackled the rest tonight, was a wee bit peely wally looking for me but think i might have overdone it with the yougurt,i was scared with all the spices going in it,it would be too spicey but it was'nt,well i just used my own messurements so probably did it wrong,everybody liked it anyway so that was a result! Thanks Queen Mab! Just have'nt tackled your lasagne one yet.
Think i will have to get some kind of spice racky thing.right enough they will probably just sit there and fester cause don't know when i will use them again,that was hard work that curry you know! Well you are talkin to the take away queen xx

That is the curtains and the pelmets done just the tie-backs to go,
I was going to make the tie-backs the same material as the pelmet but Mo feels it is too dark so i need to find some silver material to make the tie-backs
Then he said "You could make a couple of cushion covers too that would be nice"
FFS!!!  xx

So the owner of Jem carpets came out this morning with his manager and the fitter who fitted the carpet,
The owner  was an English guy and really nice,
He said the carpet was out of line at the top of the stairs and they were discussing the bit in the hall and wandering in and out of the bedroom,i stayed downstairs out the road,
The women from Trading Standards had said to Mo "It would be a good idea if you had an indapendent witness there,like a neighbour or someone so my next door neighbour was in as well.

Then i heard the owner say "No.no you're right it would annoy me too,if it was my house i would want it lifted too!"
So it was decided that he would give us a brand new carpet for the bedroom and for the hall
He said he would get his guys to fit it and Mo said no,he did'nt want his fitters back in the house
The guy said "Fair enough"
When he was leaving he said "Your house is beautiful, with your wooden flooring and the colours etc, you have it really lovely!"
(sooky bastard!)
The NEW carpet is getting delivered tomorrow morning,how's that for you!
My neighbour said on the way out "Don't let Norma see in here or she will be wanting ours to be the same" xx

So the OWNER of Jem carpets is coming out to see the carpet at 10am tomorrow morning,
Don't think he is going to get tea n bicky's off me,
So we will see what HE has to say about all this,
Imagine that knob of a carpet fitter saying we would not let him in the house,
Well Mo recorded the coversation between them so let's see how he gets out of that one!
After this it is going to court and everything is in our favour so we will see what happens,
Found out from the Trading Standards women someone else has complained about them.
Hope Mo minds his P's n Q's tomorrow xx

I went into Haddows the other day to get my cans of Miller,
I know the woman who works in it,she used to go to school with my big sis.

They did'nt have any,she said it is hard to get them now,
Budwiser and Miller are stopping supplying cans to the UK because the demand for them is not great
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have thought they could have made money by my custom alone xx

So that is the curtains finished and one of the pelmets,i am waiting for Mo to come in tonight with the rest of the wood to make the other pelmet,it's only been the third time i have asked him

"Sits drumming fingers"

Oh! and my camera is well and truely gubbed,i put new batteries in it and it was fine then i was'nt getting as much use out of the batteries as before,then it would only let me take about 10 pics before it was saying new batteries,now it is not working at all  with new batteries in it

Need to talk nice to Mo to get a new one,think i will have a look in the Argos book xx

Anybody tried these yet,i saw them in my local shop they were just new,
They are delicious  and they are wee skinny sticks so people watching their weight would not feel guilty about havin a few,(they are a bit addictive though)  0.8g sugar,0.5g fat per stick.

They are wee biscuit sticks dipped in chocolate xx
Click pic to make big xx

As you will see i have put a Fundraising Widget on my blog, I had actually put a BADGE on but now i know you can only put them on your E-maill address I was wondering why people were saying they could'nt see it. I am entering The Race for Life on June 7th so if anybody wants to make a donation it would be gratefully accepted, I am doing this in memory of my best pal's Mum who died of breast cancer at the age of 51. My pal nursed her mum through the last year of her life and i feel really proud of her because i saw how brave and dedicated she was to her Mum,they were just like pals. Her 10th anniversary will be next Friday 13th March. Sorry it took so long but i took tips from AJ Spencer (thanks AJ) and Missymouse (thanks Missymouse) cause i was too embarassed to ask what i had done wrong I feel like a toddler trying to get a square peg into a round hole with this fucking computer so you's will have to patient and if anybody is giving me advice you will have to explain it very s.....l.......o........w.......l........y! A'mean c'mon you are talking to a woman who refuses to use the DIY car wash in the garage incase i don't know what to do xx
(P.S. If you would like to wait untill June 7th when i do the Race for Life or as near as to donate anything then that would be great too)

I was passing a Tattoo place yesterday that is just straight across the road from my pals house,
They had done the shop front up and had a full legnth pole dancer sticker on the window
On the other one was a list of tattoo's they do,
and at the bottom it said they had "Numbing Cream" then in really small words it said "Especially for poofters"
Sorry but this made me laugh xx

I went to the docs with Mo this morning,well i was late (as per) and he was just coming out when i got there,
I was right,it was a panic attack he had,his heart and blood pressure are fine so that's a relief,
They said if it happens again he was to go back.

No point in quizzing him if anything is bothering him cause he wouldn't tell me anyway,
I am going for lunch with the girls today so had to ask him for money,
"You trying to give me another panic attack?" he joked

Well at least now he knows what i went through when i was taking them
I even have a bit exta money to buy myself a wee thing so will have a look while i'm in town xx

I did'nt even know this was on You Tube until tonight,
It is my niece Demi singing "Don't know why" by Nora Jones at my sisters 40th birthday party last year,
This was the girl who auditioned for X Factor  and got through to the second round,
You have to excuse the shite videoing,my nephew did it on his phone,
I don't know why they didn't turn up the lights either,prbably everybody was too drunk xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg0czSC3ExE

A guy was pulled over by the police for...........................Laughing??????
He was speaking on his hands free phone when he had a fit of laughter.
They told him "Laughing while driving can be an offence"
He was grilled for half an hour for the "offence"
What is that all about?
So remember people,next time you cock your arse to fart in your car,look around there could be a police car ready to caution you on the "offencive fart" xx

I have a big cold sore on my bottom lip and the scab has come of,so i thought it was starting to heal,
I was sitting there munching into my crispy roll on egg and tottie scone and my roll must have rubbed against it and made it bleed next thing I could taste blood while i was eating my roll,
"Yuck!" I hate the taste of blood it's boggin,put me right off my roll it did. xx

To update you on the Jem Carpet saga,
They phoned again and asked if the carpet fitter could come out to the house,
He came out and Mo said "I don't know why you are here"
"To see if we can fix the carpet" He said
"The only way to fix  this is to rip it back up and re carpet it " Mo said

The carpet fitter was still adamant the banaster was running off, even though the Trading Standards guy has been out and said it was a mess.
He said he wasn't employed by Jem Carpets, even though he is driving one of their vans,
He said the person Jem carpets sent out must have measured it wrong,

"So if it was your fault are you going to pay for  a new carpet?" Mo said
"No, I'm not paying for any carpet" He said
"Well you fitted it" Mo said.
"There is nothing wrong with it" He said
"So the Trading Standards guy is talking rubbish" Mo said
"I don't know" He said

Mo and the guy had been standing upstairs in the landing and the wee guy who was with him was standing half way up the stairs,i was at the bottom of the stairs,the wee guy had a can in his hand,think it was spray adehsive or something,he managed to drop it and it bounced down the stairs and hit me right on the knee,
"Ouch!" I said.
"Oh,sorry" The wee guy said
You should have seen the bruise i had the next day,wee diddy!

They came downstairs and Mo said "The Trading Standards guy said you have stapled a lot of the stairs"
"I never stapled any stairs,you must have done that" He said
"What i stapled the stairs,i don't think so" Mo said

So after another 10 mins arguing,Mo said "look ,I'm not arguing with you any more, we will see what happens when it goes to court,I just want you to go now"
Mo had recorded the whole conversation on his phone.

Then Trading Standards phoned Mo yesterday and said the carpet fitter had said when he came to the house,we wouldn't let him in
So now the OWNER of Jem carpets wants to come out and see the carpet and the lady at Trading Standards that is dealing with our case said it would be best to let him come and see it because after this it is going to court.
Mo said he is not taking any more time off work so now they are trying to arrange a suitable time for everybody xx

Natalie told me about this number you text and it tells you about yourself,it is callled Bongo,
You text your name,age and where you live and it sends you a message back,
Here is what it said about me:-

Bongo knows Trina McN is a bubbly & outgoing character,always trying to please others but should concentrate more on herself and still has a ton of sex appeal.
Not bad!

Then Jade wanted a go so this is what it said about her:-

Bongo knows young Jade A is a young lass who will find her way in life and will reach the top & model for a leading fashion label Tina will be proud.
Strange? Don't know if it spelt my name wrong but how did it know her mothers name or close to it?

Hmmmmmm? xx

If you want a go the No is 66668

They were going to do that thing where a load of people start dancing in Glasgow Central Station, i think it was this Saturday and i just heard on the radio,the police have found out about it and are not letting it go ahead.

That's crap i was going to go along and see it too,
I actually thought it was an organised event but seemingly not the people that do it are called a Flash crew or Flash mob and just turn up and do it.
The guy on the radio joked,  "Maybe they don't want the trains to be late by doing it" xx

I forgot how toddlers always play this game and it is soooooooooooooooooo irritating,
Every 2 minuite it's "I need a pee pee" or "I need a poo poo"
So up the stairs you go only for them to sit on the pan and sit and sit,
"Right your just kiddin on you don't need the toilet" I say and you take them back down the stairs until they say it again in the next 2 minutes.
Roll on Thursday when i babysit again  xx

This is the wee cheeky chapie i was looking after today
My nephew Kurtis,as you can see in the background,Jade has had a hard day at school  
I was driving to the school to get Jade when i heard a beeping noise,i thought it was because my petrol was getting low as it does that,then i saw my handbrake light was on,the wee monkey was pulling my handbrake on xx
Click pic to make big xx

Thanks for all the kind words from everyone last night i would have replied to everybody but felt i would be repeating myself so i thought i write this post to let you all know,

I kept checking on him last night and asking if he wanted to go to the hospital but he kept saying "No" So other than bodily dragging him there,there was nothing i could do except keep an eye on him,i actually woke him up a couple of times to make sure he was ok,which must have pleased him no end,

When i went to bed he was wakened and i asked him exactly how he felt when he took the funny turn,
how he described it to me it sounded what it is like when you take a panic attack,so i think that it what it was.

He said "What have i got to panic about?"
I said "It doesn't work like that,it can happen anytime for no reason"
I know i was suffering from them quite badly 4 years ago so know what it is like.
I said i would make an appointment with his doctor just to get him checked so i think that is the best idea, xx

I got a bit of a fright tonight,
I was in the middle of making the dinner and then the next thing i knew,Natalie was shouting on me to say Mo wanted water?

I went upstairs and Mo was lying on the bed pure hyperventilating and asking for some water so i went and got him some and then i asked him where the pain if it was in his head or chest but he was but he was saying he was all numb and kept opening and shutting his hands,he was fine after about 10mins and came down for his dinner,

I kept asking him if he wanted me to phone the doctor or if he wanted to go to the hospital but he kept saying "No"
He went back to bed after his dinner and i have been going up and checking on him,i'm really worried about him and wonder wether he should go and get checked out,

I said it may be his blood pressure as i don't think he has ever had it checked,he very rarely goes to the doctor. xx

The book keeper in my brother in laws company is leaving at the end of the month and my sister is going in tomorrow to start and get trained up on what to do,she used to do it for him years ago when she didn't have the kids but now it will be a shock to her system to go back to work even if it is part time.

I forget what it is like to look after a toddler so it should be interesting to say the least xx

The pilot light on the boiler wouldn't light last night so had to take the kids down to my pals to get a bath,
The gas man came out this morning and fixed it "Yeah!"

I got a letter from the layers and i am being offered £1500 for my whiplash compensation "Yeah!"

So far so good! xx