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My wee sis's boyfriend had to go to court this morning, He is a delivery driver and was done for parking on the zig zag lines at a pedestrian crossing Wit are they like delivery drivers, It was in Falkirk so he had to go to the court there,

The police actually did him on the spot and while they were taking his details my sis's boyfriend put his arm on one of the policemen to move him out of the way of a pedestrian trying to cross the road, They did him for police assault as well??????

She did'nt hear from him today and it seems he has been sentenced to 3 weeks remand in The Big Hoose! Or that is Barlinnie Prison to anybody else, He has never been in prison before and my sister says he will be  shittin himself Still it is not going to stop me slagging him next time i see him and asking "So who's bitch were you then?"  xx

I saw this in a shop today and thought "Oh! Jade would just love this"
I surprised her with it after school and she could'nt wait to get into it,
I was making the dinner when i noticed she had stopped tapping,she had fallen asleep
Looks like it is hard work being a trainee Geologist!
I loved the wee goggles they gave you with it,
Mo would have had a Hairy Canairy if he came in and saw the mess,it was only plaster so it cleaned up easily,
She eventualy finished it with her wee pal and this is all the minerals there was in it,
It said there was only 13 in it but Jade had 27?
How's that for Value for money and this is the display stand they give you to show off your stones,
Click pics to make big!  xx

Think i will manage to eat this bit of steak on my lonesome?
Click pic to make big!  xx

I have been Googling what hairdos would suit my shape of face,
Think i have an oval face and it seems pretty much any hairstyle suits this shape of face,
I have to question this because when i was pregnant with Natalie i got my hair cut REALLY short and all it did was make me look like a boy  
I am tempted to get it it short......................but.....................mmmmm......................i haven't decided yet,
Think i will sleep on it,
Mo doesn't like short hair either  xx

Well it looks like i'm alright for another 6 months "phew"
A wee scale n polish and that was it,

In other news,i completely forgot i was going to a 40th Birthday party tomorrow night,
"Yippiee!"
My hair is seriously doing my head in so it is time for The Chop!
I have made an appointment for me and Jade to get our hair cut tomorrow after school,
I will get my Dennis Healy's done as well while i am there  xx

Click pic to make big!  xx

I'm off to the dentist for a check up,my appointment is at 11 o'clock,
Wish me luck! "Groan"  xx

Natalie put Jades hair in plaids when she came out of the bath last night,her hair was all wavy when i took them out this morning,
Click pic to make big!  xx

I have just gotten around to deleting my E-mails,
All 816 of them   xx

I visited a friend today and she babysits her Grandaughter during the day,
She is called Beth and is a lovely wee thing,she will be 1 in a few days,

I was there when her parents came to collect her and my pal was explaining that Beth only had something to eat at 4 o'clock because she refused to eat anything all day,
Her daughter said "No don't do that because it is too close to her dinnertime and if you do that then she will decide when SHE wants to be fed,if she does'nt eat her lunch at lunchtime then just leave her"
The boyfriend chipped in "Yes,just leave her cause we have read it on the internet"
WTF????
Sorry all you modern Mothers that do things by the book but that is NOT the way i would bring a kid up,
If they are hungry then give them something to eat,
You can't starve a kid just because they do'nt feel like eating at a certain time,

That's like force feeding you at say 5.30 everyday because that is dinnertime,you don't always want your dinner at 5.30 do you?

This is my pals,daughter's first kid so my pal just agrees with her at the time but does her own thing during the day with Beth,well she has 4 kids under her belt and her oldest is over 30 so she is an old hand at this game  xx

I feel terrible but i can't help it,it just makes me so frustrated and poor Jade got the brunt of it,
I am talking about helping her with her Maths homework
I know i should have more patience but i try and try and try to explain it as simple as i can and she still does'nt get it,
Don't know how School Teachers do it,i would have all the weans greeting,
I've already had Jade in tears trying to explain 'How to round numbers up to the nearest 10/100'
I had to shout Natalie down and get her to explain it,which she did with no tears in sight,
Mehhhhhh!  xx

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring
 the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
 

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fuc*ing forehead.
 

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond

> > A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
> > basketball player.
> > They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
> >
> > They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he
> > has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
> > 'What's that?' the lady questions.
> >
> > 'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
> > and Reebok pays me.
> >
> > Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo
> > that says NIKE.
> > 'What's that?' the lady questions again.
> >
> > 'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
> >
> > Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that
> > says AIDS.
> > 'You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.
> >
> > 'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies.
> >
> >
> > 'Hang on it will say ADIDAS in a minute !!!        xx

Well that's my big sis had her Gall Bladder op and she is now in the recovery,
Everything went to plan and they did it by keyhole,
Looks like i will be visiting later on tonight as she has to stay in till tomorrow  xx

I was looking about to see if i could get some ideas for healthy dinners,i think we eat not to bad sometimes it is:-

Spagettti bolognese
Pepperoni pizza,Jade has been having garlic pizza bread (sometimes with chips)
Chicken wraps (which is chicken fried with soy/wosteshire sauce and wraped in chapatties with salad)
Stew and boiled potatoes
Tuna/mayo baked potato with salad,Natalie has a cheese n beans one
Steak and boiled potates with gravy and broccoli and cauli/Jade would have popcorn chicken and chips
Fishfingers and chips and peas
Roast chicken breast with boiled potatoes,gravy and broccoli/cauli
Chicken curry with basmatti rice

We only very rarely have puddings,not into puddings,
My boiled potatoes are smothered in butter right enough so suppose that is not healthy,
What do you think?  xx

Twice this week i have had to throw out 2 dods of meat
A packet of stew and a packet of mince,
I had planed to use them on the day they had to be used,
When i took the stew out it looked a funny colour and didn't smell too nice so i threw it out for the foxes,they didn't get a chance to eat it the seagulls got there first,
Same with the mince but they were to be used by that day so don't know why they smelt off,
So much for saving money,
My plan of action this week is to cook the meat when i get it and freeze it then that way it won't go out of date and i will have a ready made dinner,
Well that's the plan anyway  xx

Bedtime for Bonzo,so i will say goodnight! xx

I was in the kitchen tonight and Jade had a wee friend in and they were using the 2 chairs that are in there,
So me and Mo were standing,
Natalie was lying on the couch in the livingroom,
Mo said to me "Can you go in and ask Natalie to go upstairs so i can go in the livingroom and sit?"
I just looked at him and went in and relayed the message to Natalie,
Her exact words were "Bang,bang" with her hand imitating a gun as if to shoot Mo and she went upstairs,
I can't say i blame her because how must that make her feel?
I felt crap for her never mind how she felt,
He is not going to get the respect he says she never gives him if he treats her like a leper, yet whenever we argue about Natalie he always insits he cares about her??
If Jades wee pal hadn't been in WE would have had words!  xx

Swear i am walking (well trying to) about like an old decrepite woman,
Every muscle in my legs ache with all the digging i did yesterday,

I started about 2pm and finished about half 6,
Even the muscles in my arse cheeks are killing me!

Was going to tackle the back garden,think i will leave it for now  xx

Well there is something you don't see every day!

ME up before 12 o'clock on  Sunday  xx

If you found £100,000 in the street?
I would hand it in, i am too honest for my own good

If you had the chance of a makeover, hair, eyes or teeth?
Eyes defo,feel as if i am getting more wrunkles every day!

If you could have a meal in either Gordon Ramsay's or Heston Blumenthal's restaurant?

Gordon's he talks good food would like to see if he stands up to it, I am VERY fussy!

Appear on "Who wants to be a millionaire" or "Big Brother"?
I'm too boring for 'Big Brother'

Humiliate yourself on "Britain's Got Talent" for 5 minutes of fame?
No!,if i know i'm shit at something then i wouldn't want to go on an purposely make an arse of  myself on the telly!  xx

Well girls,i have one of the latest and supposedly effective wrinkle removers in the country!
All the stars (well some) are raving about it and it is meant to be like Botox in a cream!
£5.99 from Auldi and it is called Lacura Wrinkle Stop!
It only came out today!

http://www.talkskincare.com/post/Lacura-Wrinkle-Stop.aspx

Natalie said they are selling it for up to £60 on E-bay!
I will give it a try and if it is any good,i will use it on my ass!
In saying that it has viper vemon in it, so it would probably come back and bite me in the ass!
Suppose that is better than the rat poison that is in Botox!  xx

I am sitting here drinking a cup of BLACK coffee cause Mo has used up all the milk
It would have been tea but somehow i can't drink black tea?  xx

I had to laugh at Jade this morning,
She was moaning 9am was too early to start school and the 6 hours they are there was far too long,
Then she hit out with "Why can't we just be born smart,then we wouldn't need to go to school?"
I actually didn't have an answer for her  xx

My stupid petrol gauge wasn't working for the past few days,it was registering there was no petrol in the car even though there was,
It lets you know how many more miles you can go after the red light comes on and it said there was 21 miles left so i thought i better put petrol in and ever since then it was saying there was none in it,
Then the enevitable fuckin happened didn't it,it conked out on me as i was in a BIG traffic queue sitting at the lights
I had to wave the people around me,i was mortified,
Natalie was in the car with me and i said "You will have to help me push it over out of the way"
"Wha?" she said
Just then a guy pulled over and parked  his car and came over to ask me if he could help (he was a very,very nice man)
I told him about the petrol gauge and he was laughing,
Then a taxi driver came over to help to,
They pushed and i steered it round the corner.

The guy said "I am on my way up to East Kilbride if you want dropped of at a garage"
He drove me to the garage round the corner from the house and i couldn't thank the guy enough,
Then i went to the house round the corner to get the petrol canaster,
Went to the garage and put petrol in it,

I had to put it in a bag as i got the bus back down to the car,either that or i would have gotten some strange looks from people on the bus
Put petrol in and it started thank goodness, still saying there was nothing in it
Told Mo when he came in tonight and he said "It is probably because you ran it right down the gauge is stuck,put £20 and rock the car after you have put it in to see if that works"
The girl in the garage was laughing at me as i furiously rocked the car after putting the £20 in

It worked! So now i better put petrol in as SOON as the red light comes on
Well it did say i had another 21 miles,so how is that my fault?  xx

Well wit else has been going on in my mundane humdrum life,
Mmmmmmmmm!
Let me think,my mind only works in periodic spurts especialy when i am a bit tiddly!
Maybe i should be constantly drunk then i would have fuckin hunners to talk about!  xx

My sis has had her date to go in and get her Gall Bladder out,she only got the letter this morning, She has to go in on Monday morning She is absoloutely shitting herself, I would be to! Well looks like i will be busy for the next few weeks She hasn't even to drive for 2 weeks, Hopefully she will be semi recovered for her daughters Holy Communion in 3 weeks, Just as well Jade is not making hers as i got her date in and it would be the same day as Teri's  xx

My sister was telling me she was sitting at a roundabout the other day and there was a BIG truck sitting in the left hand lane turning left,she was turning right,the truck driver took the it wide and smacked her wing mirror,smashing it and leaving it hanging off,my nephew was sitting on that side and got a fright.
I said,"I would have went around the roundabout and chased after the plonker"
She said she was in a hurry and because it was a big truck the guy would probably not have even noticed he had done it???
Just as well she drives a big X5 Jeep.
She took it to a repair place today and do you know how much it is going to cost to replace and fit her wing mirror?
£762 plus VAT  
Even the guy in the repair place was in shock!
She can claim her insurance but even then she has a £400 excess  xx

Watching DOGMA on the telly,
I don't know but i would love to hate this film but somehow cant bring myself to do so,
Strange that init  xx

Natalies horse won! Hello Bud Yeah!!!
She got back £19.50
My 2 horses were 2nd and 3rd Yeah!!!!!
I got back £9,better than a kick up the arse anyway,
I've been invited to a BBQ by one of my neighbours so see ya later  xx

I went into the Bookies yesterday and had all the horses we had picked writen out beside our names,
the women was really nice and printed out seperate tickets for us all,
This is the horses we have put on for todays Grand National:-

Me...............Gone To Lunch 14/1   (very Appt)
                     Out The Black 14/1

Mo................Chief Dan George 7/1
                      Nine De Sivola 8/1

Natalie.........Hello Bud 14/1
                      Sea Diva 33/1

Jade.............That's Rhythm 10/1
                      Sound Accord 20/1

Teri.............According To John 20/1
                      Tricky Trickster 9/1

Bet a pound to a penny it will be one of Teri's horses that wins,she is all excited cause i said she gets to keep the money it one of her horses wins  xx

I just knew there was something in the air tonight,call it intuition!
I sat and i sat waiting for Natalie to get ready to go out,
Then she tells me the 2 other girls she had arranged to go out with had already called a cab to go into town,
Natalie was half ready,
She had been waiting on a phonecall back from them,

I stayed off the drink to run her into town and at 11 o'clock she comes bouncing downstairs anouncing "Mum,thats my taxi,i'm off!" WTF!!!!!
I had stayed off the drink to take her in especially??????????????????

I Have been sitting here playing these free puzzle games all night,sorry that is why i have'nt been on
Cause they are addictive and i wanted to wait up on Natalie coming in,

So she comes in at dunno after 3 and is in tears saying "They just came with me in my taxi and when we where halfway home they said they had no money for the taxi and they have been treating me shit all night!,i said i only had enough to get home"
So they were standing outside the door and Natalie said "You's can come in and phone a taxi"
"Nah it's alright we will just sit out here and wait on a taxi" says one bitch.
Just to clarrify something these are girls Natalie works with and is pally with,one she went to school with,
So i just went to the door and said "Are you's coming in?"
"Nah,we will just wait here for the taxi" (on my doorstep)
So i just slamed the door but wanted to say "Well sit there and freeze you evil cows cause that is what you are!"
And yes i purposely slamed the door on them cows!

Natalie even went the other day and pretended to be one of them to get 'the morning after pill' because the lassie is 18 she would have had to pay £26 for it, well i will be having words with the slag next time i see her!
Just found out from Natalie it was a guy she went a DRIVE with at a party??????
Fucking FAT slut!!!!!!!    xx

Jade joined the library before the holidays and i just realised her books were due back on Tuesday, (that was my fault)
So after a frantic hunt i have recovered 4 but she said she had 5 
I have hunted high and low and can't find it anywhere,
I was none to happy and said "That's it no more books if you can't be responsible for them"
I took the 4 i had back and paid a 75p fine on them and she renewed the other one so i have another month to track it down,

I am going to blitz her room once again and throw out all the crap she accumulates,
Swear see when she gets older she will probably end up like one of they old women who has 60 cats and her house is full of crap.  xx

Think i am losing it!
I had a £10 note sitting on the kitchen worktop and kept thinking "I will stick that in my sky rocket"
Then when i went to lift it,it wasn't there?????
So after hunting high and low,i remembered i had been reading some junk mail that i binned,
I had binned it along with the junk mail,i am such a plonk!  xx

Think i have found another beer i like and it is this Kronenbourg 1664,It has a wee ball inside it that makes smaller bubbles for a smoother taste,it is a wee bit stronger than Miller at 5% Miller was only 4.2% maybe i should try and find one with a bit lower alcohol level that i like  xx

Some pics of the party,it was a shame only 4 kids from her whole class turned up, Must be because it was the holiday some people would have forgotten or would be on holiday, plus Jade didn't give the invitations out till the last day so some will still be in their school bags probably. Including her cousins and a friend it was 8 kids in all,but they all still had a good time.

Her Highness Yes the little She Devil HAD to get into the pics as well (Grrrrr!)Make a wish!Grubs upPlaying pass the parcelMusical bumps
Click pics to make big! xx

Here's the party girl pretty in pinkJades first pair of high heels  Hope she doesn't turn out like her sister with shoes  xx Click pics to make big!

Happy Birthday to my beautiful big girl Jade who is 9 today!

Click pic to make big!  xx

So that's the interveiw over with AND we were on time,bloody cost me £9.80 for 2 kids and 1 adult return (kidded on Natalie was only 15)
The ticket guy said "See if you were traveling after 9am it would only cost £3.20"
It went okay except i had to amuse jade for an hour and 15 mins,she tried to copy a couple of pictures some of the Art students had done,
It is a new college and the place is absoloutely massive,i would get lost in the place,
They said they would let her know so here's hoping!

Managed to get Jades cake but can't get her a pair of party tights anywhere,well they  had a pack of 2 plain ones in Mothercare but they were £8,i wouldn't pay that for myself for a couple of pair of nylon tights,
That's what i loved about Woolworths i would have gotten a pair in there no bother,think she has some in here will have to hunt them out.
I'm in the middle of making vegetable soup, I let Jade choose what she wanted for dinner tomorrow because it is her Birthday,so we are having stew and vegetable soup  the stew is already in the oven.
It will save me having to make it tomorrow as i will probably be rushing around as it is  xx

Have to be up early in the morning,Natalie has her College interview for her Make up Artisry course (wish her luck, the lady said it is a really popular course with a LOT of applicants) Then i have to go buy Jades Birthday cake for her party on Wednesday,Natalie keeps saying "Mum i can't beleive Jade is going to be 9 already!" Yeah tell me about it,i feel like an old fart now,what am i going to be like in another couple of years

Jade wants a "Princess cake" (as per)  and i have seen one in Asda,just hope they have it tomorrow or it will be a search every Asda till we get one. I am so looking forward to the party on Wednesday not  especially my neice who is well lets put it bluntley, makes Chucky look innocent She was threatening to throw a pair of sissors at Jade the other night when Jade was staying at hers. I mean i know kids can be naughty n all that but this wee girl is just nasty,terrible i should say that about my own neice but she is!  xx

Back by popular demand,well 2 people anyway , "woohoo!"  xx

Think you's have had enough of my did's in your face so i will take them off now  xx

Isadora has given me a great idea,thanks Isadora!
She said she does Belly dancing,
I actually quite fancy that!
The spangly costumes and the raunchy moves,
i'm well up for that!
Think i will source out if there is any classes in my area!  xx

Mo was telling me a story of how he was in a customers house and they were talking about something and he said to her "Yeah my wife likes those to"
I was in shock
I have never heard him refer  to me as his wife in my puff!
Even though we are not married,i suppose 13 years could classify as being  married  xx

Sometimes the oldies are the best!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpWqxsj1ydI
Jiggin some more  xx

Following on from my last post,this is the Bustier i would be wearing next week IF i decide to go out to the dancin
I'm feeling naughty wearing this  xx  Well what do you think would i get away with it,apart from the fucked up face

 If Mo came down and seen me wearing this he would be askin questions
Click pic to make big,well i've only got wee ones   xx

I am soooooooooo bored!
Watchin the music channel and saw britney Spears video for her latest song,
She has cut out leggings on, i was in a shop that sold them the other day with Natalie,
And she had a Bustier on,i have a nice one upstairs,
I feel like going to a club now "sigh"
Maybe i will go out and buy those leggings and go clubbing next week with my sis to see if i still have it
I will probably get directed to the nearest Tea Dance  xx

I have just found out my neighbour,who is a lovely lady has breast cancer and has just had a breast off in hospital
She came home from hospital yesterday,
I have just posted a Get well card through her door and wrote on it "If you ever need anything or need me to do anything for you,don't hesitate to ask it would be no bother"
I just hope she doesn't think i am being too preumptuious by writing that
I wish her a speedy recovery!  xx

I must have SAP tattoed on my forehead,

Saturday my niece was going to a party and wanted to borrow a dress from Natalie,
Her mother wasn't feeling well and refused to drive down to get it,
I was the one who had to go away up there to take it to her,

Last night i was making my dinner and my young sis phoned and asked what i was doing?
I said i was making my dinner and she said "I thought you were going to say that, Paul was going to ask you to take him to the shop to get a few beers as the one at his bit is shut! "
If i had not been making my dinner i would probably have done it

Tonight my nephew phoned and asked if i would sew his trousers,i was passing so i picked them up,

I was dropping my sis off at her boyfriends and she said "Can you take them back down when you have done them as he needs them for work in the morning"  xx

I was in a shop up at my sisters called Peckhams and spotted this wee bottle of liqueur on the counter, It is Chambord liqueur and i just loved the bottle,it was only £2.49 I thought this would look nice in my cabinet in the kitchen next to my 2 bottles of champagne, Then i was down at Mo's sisters tonight and there is a wee off sales next to her and i was passing and noticed they had a BIG bottle of it in the window, I went in to ask how much it was and saw they had cans of Miller "Happy days!" It was £21.99  Don't think i could stretch to that much, I got my miller anyway so i was happy  xx Click pic to make big!

Natalie took Jade to the pictures yesterday after work (she is a good sister really)
I paid for it right enough!
They went to the big Cineworld in town to see the 3D Monsters v Aliens,
Rip off you have to pay extra to see a 3D movie (maybe it's because they give you silly specs)
The place is massive,we had to go up so many escalators to get to the theatre,i was actually havin vertigo as it is a glass window on the outside,
There is 16 screens in the place and it is on 6 floors
I had never been in it and we went up right to the theatre door with them,me and my pal, i wanted to make sure jade was ok,
Yeah over protective mother n all that
Anyhoo, i left and was driving home when Natalie text me a  pic of them with their 3D glasses on
Then she text me again and said "OMG! Jade was lafin n she pure dun a heavy loud fart hahahha a cany stop lafin hahaha"
 When i read it i was in fits of laughing and so was my pal,it was so funny
The place was mobbed as well!  xx

It is official! the supplies of CANS of Miller are drying up "WHAAAAAAA"
My local Nisa has none left and won't be getting anymore,
So now i will have to start drinking something else
I have been told it is cause the sales in England are not strong as up here and that is why they are pulling it,
C'mon u guys start suppin the old cans of Miller!
They sell like hotcakes up here!
"Pah!" Suppose i will have to finish these cans of Bud i bought  xx

I had a brainstorm yesterday!
Don't get them often so followed this one through
I had bought a wee hand blender out of Tesco a few weeks ago and thought,
If i buy ice cream and fruit,i could try and make the kids smoothies,
So bought banannas ans strawberries too.
Came home and Jade wanted to help make one,

I said after dinner so she went out to play with a wee girl who lives along a few doors, when i shouted her in she said "Sophie said you don't make smoothies with ice cream,it is yougurt and fruit juice"
"She wants to have a competition"
Wee bitch is one of these miss know it all and is a couple of years older than Jade,
So Jade put a big dollop of vannila icecream in a jug,sliced up a bananna and 3 strawberries and i whizzed it for a few mins with the blender,
It was lovely and thick,
Jade went outside and they compared and Jade said everybody liked hers the best, she was well chuffed!

Looks like it will be melon and kiwi smothies tonight
Wonder if a miller one would be nice  xx

That is Jades birthday party booked,
It will be on her Birthday the 15th,
Need to fill her invitations out to take to school tomorrow,
She is inviting all 24 kids in her class
It falls during the holidays so not all the kids will come anyway.

I asked her yesterday what she had for lunch,
Sometimes she goes to school dinner if she fancies it or has the packed lunch i give her,
She said "I had dry bread MUM!"
OMG! I had forgoten to put her packet of crisps in that she has on her sandwiches,poor baby she must have thought it was another April Fool  xx

Jade is in the middle of making a stable for her toy horses just now
Horses is her thing just now,
So we went for a wander in the field at the back of the house to see if she could find rubish anything to put in it
I saw this little flower blooming all by itself and thought it was lovely but i don't know what kind it is?
Cute isn't it! Jade was deaperate to pick it,but i would not let her
Click pic to make big!  xx

I was at lunch today with my 2 sisters and a couple of other friends,
My younger sister was telling me about this guy who works with her,
She said he was telling her he has been making porn movies  and he gets £500 for it,
Don't know if that is per movie or what?
He said the women make £1000 and if she was interested he would get her into it
She declined of course,
I know this guy too and can believe it,he goes to Fetish clubs etc and even offered to take me to one anytime i like,
Must say,i have been tempted but not in that way,just out of curiousity

Maybe i could take up his offer and start a new career for myself  and make a few bob,
Me and my pal have been joking about it all day and said i could be called "Tantalizing Trina"
Mo knows him too because he works with him and Mo said "The way things are going,think i will ask him to get me in,I'm no shy!"
Old perv,he would do it as well,he isn't shy  xx

Since it is April Fools day i thought i would play jokes on people,
So far i have given Jade a fork with her cereal and sewed across Natalies work trousers so when she puts them on she won't be able to get her legs in,
She doesn't start work till 12 so i will have to wait till then to find out her reaction
Need to think of something to do to my pal and sister who i will be seeing today,
Hope no one plays a joke on me!  xx