Trinax

I didn't really enjoy my dinner tonight and NO! It was not because of the tottie incident
I had bought a french baggette today and decided to make myself a sandwhich,
It has Honey Roast Ham,tomatoes,beetroot and cheese on it
Who thinks i will manage to eat it all?
Click pic to make big!  xx

I have these popies growing in my garden,
think they transferred  from my neighbour's garden
I know it doesn't look much of a poppy but think this is the last one that still has it's petals, it was hiding underneath my Hydrangea bush,
Click pic to make big!  xx

I was making the dinner tonight,
I was draining the water out of the totties and i always just use the lid and leave a wee space so the water can come out,
I have done this a million and one times but this time the lid slipped and all my totties ended up in the sink
Bugger!!
Sod it, i just spooned them back into the pot and never said anything,
Thought i could see a few soap bubbles in the sink from when i had washed a few things but no one said they could taste washing up liquid and i didn't either,
Still what they don't know won't harm them  xx

Mo has come in and he is in one c**t of a mood I saw his car pull up and i said to Natalie "Shit there is Mo i haven't made the bed" She said "Mum so what ,that is ridiculase you even thinking like that!" "Well it would just give him something to moan about won't it" I said So i ran upstairs to make the bed before he came in,

He came in and said he was going for a bath but procceded to tidy up a bit, I had made bacon sarnies for my sis and the kids and hadn't cleaned the cooker yet cause we went out to the shops after it and i was just in before Mo, He semi-slammed the kitchen door n the way out, Then he came back down wth an empty glass and empty youghurt pot and spoon out of Natalies room and threw the spoon in the sink,he is obviously very unhappy she has left them in there, "What is the matter?" I asked him "Nothing!" He said as he went out the door, "MEH!" Hope he goes to bed soon i cannot be arsed with his moods  xx

I had visitors today,my sis and 2 of her kids,
The sun was out so the kids were out playing,

Kurtis spilled juice on his shorts so took them off,this is him taking Popi for a ride in Jades pramJade and Teri coming down the field on their bikes at the back of the house,the council cuts the grass but they have only done one tractor width around the edge and down the middle for some reason,click pics to make big!  xx

Someone tagged my profile with France
Anybody care to elaborate?????   xx

jade got fed up waiting on her sister getting ready to go to Asda,
She fell asleep at the bottom of Natalies bed  
Click pic to make big!  xx

I took one of those Tamiflu tablets earlier and it has made me feel sick 
They did say that was one of the side effects,
Trying to get Jade to take them cause she has to take 2 was a palava,
She hasn't mastered the art of swallowing pills whole yet even though they are tiny,
So i put one on a spoonfull of icecream and the other in a glass of juice,
She said they taste vile and is going to have a go at the tablets another time  xx

Here is my hanging baskets,they are coming on nicely
Except i was dead heading them last night and dicovered one of them has green fly  I also have blackfly on my Honeysuckle plant
Click pics to make big!  xx

Jade DOES have Swine Flu
The doctor has just phoned me,
Talk about a rude awakening,
He is very 007 my doc
He always says "Hi,Doctor here" in his gruff manly voice,

Now he says i have to get someone who has not been in contact with us that has proof of ID like a driving licence to go to our local Health Centre and pick up the Tamiflu tablets for us,
Mo might have to contact his own doc to get them as he is not registered with mine,
My doc said he would get back to me about it,
 xx

My young sister was walking to work today and she was stopped by the police??????
They searched her and asked her all these questions,even where she was born,
Then they told her to get in the back of the car which was a jeep,
They asked her to remove her boots and socks and searched them,

She said they asked her what age she was and she said "37"
"Have you ever been in trouble with the police before?" They said,
"No"she said,
"What never?" He said
Did he think she was lying,i mean my sis doesn't look like a mad junkie or is a prostitute or anything,
He then was aking what she did last night,
"Whached stuff about Michael Jackson"
"Where you drinking? He asked
"No" She said,
"You are awful red in the face" He said,
"Because i am embarraced you have stopped me" She said
She said she was shaking and everything,i would have been too if it had happened to me,

I thought they had to think the person was suspitious looking to have reason to stop them but my sis isn't,
Anyway after getting it radioed through she had told the truth they let her go,
She was mortified cause everybody was looking at her when she got out the car,
She was not a happy bunny  xx

Poor Michael Jackson,
It is a sad thing he has died,
He was a trully brilliant artist but i did sort of go from admiring him to feeling a bit sorry for him in the end up,
I think he was a bit of a gullable  person but that is just my opinion,
Maybe now he has found peace,
My wee sis will be devastated she absoloutely loves him,
She went to see "Moonwalker" about 30 times,

(Means that framed programme Mo has will be worth a bit of money eventually)
I am so bad  tee hee! xx

When i was 18 i used to date a trainee lawyer,
He was 8 years older than me,
He liked to go places and do things,
So one weekend he took me to London,
We stayed in the Grosvenor Victoria hotel,it overlooked Victoria Train station,it was very swish!
I had a tuna sandwhich in the place and it cost us £4.50 and that was back THEN!

Anyway one night we were going to see "The Lady in Black" (brilliant play would recomend it)
I was ready first so we arranged to meet in the bar,
I went down and went to the bar to order a drink,
The barman was sort of stalling and i could see him signaling with his eyes to some other dude,
This other member of staff came up and said to me "I think you should leave Madam"
"What?" I said
"I think you should leave" He repeated,
"But i am staying in this hotel" I said,
"Then may i see your room key?"
But i didn't have it my boyfriend did,
I was in the middle of explaining this when my boyfriend turned up,

They thought i was a prostitute trying to pick someone up in the bar
I must admit i was dressed a bit like a prozzy with a skirt that as my uncle would say "Was a pelmet for your f***y"
But that was how i dressed back then when i was going out (plus my boyfriend liked it )
After giving the guy a mouthfull my boyfriend demanded to speak to the Manager,
The Manager was dutilly called and my boyfriend had angry words with him,
With him being a trainee lawyer he did have a way with words and was ace at arguing,I don't know what was said but i think we got a discount off the final bill  

Nowadays i would probably get mistaken for a down n out rather than a prozzy  xx

Why does she do that?
She asks me for a take-away for dinner and when i say i don't have any money 
She always throws it in my face,
"What have you done with all the house keeping money,you haven't bought any messages this week",
"I have had other things to buy like petrol n stuff" I said,
 "You buy your fags but"
 "Fuck sake am i not supposed to have any life?" I said

I had £8 in my pocket and had to buy salad and frozen chips for dinner,
Ok i buy fags, that n beer but am i not allowed any enjoyment it is not as if i always squander the money on clothes or shoes I make sure i buy messages first and what is left i buy fags,
I couldn't tell you the last time i bought myself a new bit of make-up or perfume,

So i am going to start smokin roll ups,
At least that way i won't  be spending as much money and maybe that will shut her up a bit,
I know how to roll them cause i used to roll them for my dad,
 xx

I couldn't fit them all on the one post it was taking ages so here is some more,
She was the main lead in this dance and it was brill!Click pics to make big  xx

Here is some pics of my big neice's dancing show,she is 16,
Christina or britney eat your heart out! She is the one in the middle with the dark hair,click pics to make big!  xx

Basic vegetable soup
But made with one major ingredient,
LOVE! (and gratted knuckles) only joking  xx
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The doc said he would phone at one when i got back from the swabbing centre with Jade, At the Swabbing Centre everybody is walking about with masks and aprons on,looks like something out of ER, We went in and had to put masks on and clean our hands with alchohol rub, Then the nurse stuck a swab up Jades nose and one down the back of her throat, "Your GP will let you know the results in 48 hours and that was it, It only took about 5 mins. He still haden't phoned by half one so i lay down on the couch with Jade as i am knackered, I had to sit up till 2.30 AM waiting on NHS 24 calling back, Then the doc  phoned and said "I want to come and check Jade,i will be there in 10 mins, I am on one couch with a quilt,Natalie and Jade are on another with a quilt, I was just falling asleep when he phoned, "Ahhhhh!" I leap up, "The doc will be here in 10 mins" Runs around like a maniac tidying up a bit and skooshing air freshener at the same time "He is not going to give me a jag is he " poor wee jade asks, "No he is just going to have a look at you" I assure her. He came in and put a mask,apron and gloves on and proceded to check her over, I asked if he has had many cases at his surgey and he said "8 suspected and if Jade tests positive,5 confirmed cases" He thinks it is likely she has it because of my neice but we will see,

I had to laugh though cause when he was done he had to put everything in the bin and wash his hands in the kitchen,
He would have seen the beer cans from last night in there,
He knows i take a bevy so who gives a monkeys

That is the first house call i have had off the doc since Jade has been born, He even went to the the wrong house he went into my next door neighbours  xx

I had to go pick up a kitten for one of Natalies pals and take it to her,
It was one of my pals who was selling it,
We were just about to leave when another pal of mine turned up at my house,
She said she was waiting for her brother to come in as he hadn't come home yet,
he lives 10 mins up the road from me,
So i said "Just wait here till he comes in and put the key under the plant pot if you are away before i get back"
I had left stew on so had to come back and turn it off before i went to my big sisters house,

We gets back and i look under all the plant pots,no key?????
I phone her up and ask "Where did you put the key?"
"Oh i put it through the letterbox like you told me to do" she said,
"AHHHHHHH!,You are such a dolly cow!" I screamed in my head,
"It is okay Natalies room window is open i will get ladders of one of my neighbours" I said,

I get a pair of ladders from my next door neighbour and my young sis climed up onto the garage roof then in Natalies room window,it was so funny watching her,
She lets us in and i turned the stew off  luckilly it was alright,
I could just see the fire brigade and allsorts having to come if we couldn't get in the house

Then later on i was dropping my young sis of at her boyfriends after the dancing show and she asked to stop off so she could get ciggys,
She gets her fags and a packet of sandwiches as we had not had any dinner and i drop her of at the boyfriends,
I just pull into the drive and take my car key out and my phone went,
It was my young sis "Eh! See that bag that had my fags n that in it"
"Yes" I said,
"Well i have left it in your car" She said,

Lucky for her her boyfriend only stays 5 mins round the road from me or she would have had it,
Between her and my pal i don't know which is worse,
No wonder i take a drink  xx

My young sis told me this today!

"I had a dream last night i had developed Swine flu and when i woke up i was covered in rashers!"
I'll get my coat!  xx

Well they eventually phoned back at 1.30am and we go through the rigmaroll of questions again,
It was a male nurse i spoke to and he said,
"I think we should  get the doctor to phone you back, he will phone you within the hour"

Luckily the doc phoned 10 mins later and it has been decided jade has to go and get swabbed for Swine Flu sometime tomorrow
The clinic is going to phone tomorrow morning with an appointment time,
Aww well it was a toss up between that and help my big sis wax her newly laid wooden flooring in her massive hall/sitting area of her house
I will probably still have to at one point  
If it is not one thing it is another with me  xx

We went to see my big neice in her dancing show tonight (will post pics tmorrow maybe)
It was really good my neice did really well, some street dance numbers in it and she was the main lead in one,
My young neice (the one with swine flu) is quarantined to the house she has not to go near anybody till Fri so she was not happy,
Well we have alrady been round about her since last week so if we are going to get it we will,

Jade developed a cough yesterday and when we went to the dancing show she was so lethargic and spent most  of it with her head on my lap,
I thought it was just because of the heat as it was so clammy in the hall with all the bodies,
I have been checking her temp lately to and it has been fine,
I decided to check it when we came home,
Yip,she has a temp it was 38.8,
I phoned my sis and because she has 2 of the swine flu symptoms she told me to phone NHS 24,
So after going through all the questions the guy said all the nurses are really busy someone will call me back within 3 hours
So i have  made the kids and Natalies boyfriend some dinner as they have not had anything to eat as the show started at 7.30 and as usual i was running about mad for a couple of hours before that,
I did put make stew earlier on in the day but as usual Natalie didn't want that and the BF doesn't like it,
I had some and Jade had a couple of bits

So i am still waiting on someone phoning me back and now Jade has fallen asleep
 
I have just put her to bed and she is absoloutely roasting,
I will just have to sit here and wait i suppose,'drums fingers'   xx

Jade was not a happy bunny last week,
She had went into the garage to get her dolls pram,which she has'nt played with since goodness knows when,
Only to discover her dad has thrown it out
It was too small for her now anyway,
So a new one has been ordered and it comes tomorrow,
Here it is,
It had to be pink of course
It looks really cumfy i would'nt mind being pushed about in that,
We went today and trawled the charity shops looking for a dolls pram blanket for it,we found a couple of wee knitted blankets and have ordered a set of Ebay so they will do and wee bought a wee tiny pair of shoes and a wee suit for her doll,so she is all set,might even see if i can get some wee prem baby clothes on Ebay for it,I'm starting to enjoy this more than her
AND NO! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Just incase anybody was wondering
Click pic to make big!  xx

I don't know if it is my imagination but i feel like crap,
My head has been killing me and it is right up the back of my neck,
My throat feels funny,
I feel all achey to, like my arms and legs are heavy,
I can't be sick i don't have time to have Swine Flu  xx

When my sis took my neice to the hospital,they swabbed her for Swine Flu and said to phone back in a couple of days for the results, She phoned today and it has been confirmed, My neice has Swine Flu! She asked what risk we had as we have been round about her and the doc said we probably won't get it it would mostly be the people in the house or that have been sleeping with her, Yesterday she had an inflatable thing and was struggling to blow it up and asked me, I said no incase she gave me tonsilitis cause i have had that once and it floored me, I am glad i didn't blow it up now

Everone in the house is to get Tamiflu,Jade has been saying she doesn't feel well today, That is all we need if Jade has it too  xx

OK! Panic over,
I nearly forgot about Fathers Day tomorrow or today as it is after 12 oc'lock,
Did'nt get back from my sisters till after 10 oc'lock,
Thank goodness for 24 hour supermarkets

Well it is a DVD and a 4 pack of socks for mo,
think he will like them he is easily pleased  xx

I have been running about like a blue arsed fly  sorry i have'nt been on lately,
Was at my 2 neices dancing show tonight and the yougest one has been unwell but she stuck it out untill near her last dance then my sis decided to take her to the hospital,
Her man had to come pick us up,
They have swabbed her for swine flu,will find out on monday if she has it or not,
They did say she has tonsilitis and have given her antibiotics
Did'nt get home till 11pm,none of us has had any dinner,
Today i have had a roll n bacon and 2 packets of crisps,
Get home and natalie is saying she is starving too,
And she has the twins up
So here's me making everybody bloody pizza n chips at 11.30 pm,
Jade was anouncing she did'nt feel well but think it is just over tiredness and hunger,

Now Natalie and the twins have fucked off in some guys car who sat outside and was pumping the horn at 1.30 in the morning,
Naw don't think so mate,
Will be having words with natalie,
Anyway am knacked and goin to bed!  xx

Kissed any one of your blog friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- No
Held a snake? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totaled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking or eating came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- No
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Smuggled something into another country? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Broken a bone? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Rode a motorcycle? ---no
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? -- No
Felt like killing someone? --- No
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- Yes
Been on TV? --- No
Shot a gun? --- No
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Gave someone stitches? ---No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- No
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- yes
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes

I'm away to watch "Underworld,rise of the Lycans" Will let you know if it is any good, Saw "Slumdog Millionaire", It is good but not as good as i expected, Think because of how hyped up it was, If you ever get the chance watch "Taken" with Liam  Neeson, That is a really good film! Chio for now!  xx

My sister phoned me tonight and told me there is Swine Flu in my neice's school
All the kids have to stay off tomorrow,
She will be fine though,
She is always covered in dirt so her immune system will fight it off no bother  xx

I am such a numpty!
Some of the diamainties i had ordered were too small to go on the quilt cover,
So i stuck some on my nails,
i did jades to,
Here is mine even though i know they will probably all be off in the morning,
Still they looked nice while they lasted!
Click pics to make big!  xx

Went out for a meal for my big sisters birthday last night,
She had arranged it so it was a set meal and was only £20,
I had only taken £60 out with me so when the final bill came it was £500
There was 11 of us so it worked out at £46 each,
I was a bit miffed because most of the woman were drinking Kia Royale cocktails,
And at £4.50 each i thought it a bit unfair as i was only drinking half pints of lager or bottles of beer,
And they were drinking faster than me so my sisters pal was there and she ordered 2 drinks for me at one point cause she said "No chance we are having to pay for their drinks too and you are missing out,
Still it was an okay night in the end  xx

Well the circus was great tonight all the kids loved it, The adults too, There was different acts from last year and they were better to, Lots of popcorn,juice,candyfloss and light up toys were bought, We were seated before it began and my nephew Jonathan (12) bought a plate balancing thing from one of the vendors and had mastered it at the side of the ring in about 5 minutes,he even managed to balance it on his chin  one of the clowns and a few other circus staff that were standing there were all clapping at how good he was at it Somebody in my family always has to show off Jade had her picture taken with the wee girl and the minature pony Pity the wee horse did'nt look up,it is probably depressed out of it's face,havin to do this all the time Then Jade had her face painted like a butterfly and she said it was the best butterfly she has ever had done (well i would think so at £3) Click pic to make big!  xx

Going to see Zippos circus later on,
We went last year and i thouroughly enjoyed it,
I liked the Pallamino and the wee minature horses the best,
My big sis and her kids are going this year,they never went last year so we will see if they like it,
Don't know how the wee guy will react?
Jade and Natalie liked it that much they went twice last year  xx

Here is my wellies,i said i would show Ravingmad them
Click to make big!  xx

Jade went pond dipping with the school today and she really enjoyed it, Even if she did come back up to her neck in mud They went to Cathkin Marshes which is quite near us and i did'nt even know existed, Think i may take Jade back,i would quite like to see the place myself, Might even get a few good photo opps, She said she caught a leech,a sea snail,some big beetle thing think  it was a Diving Beetle and she said she touched a frog, It is a good excuse to get some use out of my pink wellies Roll on the good weather (if we get any)  xx
Was trying to get the website on here but can't do it so you will have to google it sorry  xx

I am really sad today, I was actually crying last night because of it, I have lost my gold bangle my big sister gave me,i have had it for years It looks like this it has a row of diamonds in it, She actually gave me two one was a tennis bracelet with diamonds and the catch was dodgy, I managed to lose that one not long after she gave me it, But i have had this one for years and it meant a lot to me, It has never been off  my wrist since she gave me it, We went for lunch in the Hotel near me yesterday so i will go in and ask if anybody found it,doubt it though, I am near to tears everytime i think about it xx

My sister insists on puting white on my youngest neice,she is 8 and i don't know why because when she has worn it once it will never be white again,this was her trousers when she stayed with me on Saturday
Swear this girl should have been a boy!  xx
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This morning when i came down there was a wee note siting that Mo had writen,
I just ignored it as it was trivial but later on i noticed natalie had replied to it and i thought it was funny
She had made toast after i went to bed and there was crumbs on some of the worktops
He saw what she had writen and wasn't happy "snirk!"
Maybe i should show him that picture of my neices room  xx
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I was totally shocked last night when Jade started to give me attitude
She has never done that before so i was taken aback,
She had been asking to go to "Toys are Us" just because she wanted a toy,
"Alesha said it is opened late" (this is the wee girl that has been hanging about)
"I don't care Jade i don't have any money for toys" I said,
"Dad will give me it" She said,
"No I am not asking him because you are not getting something just because you want it,you only get something from Toys are Us if it is your birthday or you are getting a treat" I said
And with this she stormed of down the stairs announcing "I HATE THIS HOUSE!!!"
Cheeky little shit,
"GOOD!" I shouted,

I spoke to her Dad and said "She deserves to get grounded for that" (i have never grounded her before)
He made her apologise when she came in but anymore of her crap i will be grounding her,
I am such a bad mother ain't I   xx

Natalie has a good few boy pals,
Nearly all have cars,
There was 3 of them here tonight each in their own car
They procceded to park them so that they were 3 abreast across the road?????
I live in a cul-de-sac so if anyone was wanting out or in they would have had problems,
Luckily nobody did,
They continued to sit like that for about 20 mins while Natalie and her pal got ready,
They pumped the horn and played the music,whilst standing out talking to one another,
I can just hear my neighbours tounges wagging,
Then Natalie and her pal went out and got into one of their cars and it was like follow the leader up the hill,
Wee tadgers!  xx

Physalis Alkekengi or Chinese Lanterns as you or I would call them, Taken in my big sis's garden Click pic to make big  xx

This is my niece's room,can you beleive it
And Mo moans at Natalie for her room being untidy,he would have a hairy fit and die baldy (even though he is)  if Natalies room was like this,
Most of the clothes are clean to,
She said she is going to clean it after her exams,her last one was on Fri so she has no excuse now.

This makes Paddy's market look tidy
Click pics to make big!  xx

I am waiting to bid on this
It comes in black but i always buy black so thought i should do something diferent  xx
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I have just bought myself this from ebay
Nice ain't it  xx
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Jade and Teri fighting over who licks the bowl
After all that,the oven must have been too hot cause the cake burned,i nipped out to get butter and had preheated the oven since then
Aww well they will salvage what they can  xx
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It has been confirmed,
It was the wee girl out of Jades class that was assaulted and raped by the 19 year old

Natalie's friend knows the wee girls, big sister's,  friend and she said it was her,
Poor wain
I can't imagine what the poor wee thing is going through and her family,my heart goes out to them,

It happened last Sunday and the wee girl was playing hide and seek with her friend in a place called "The woodland"
The guy approched her (I don't know if she knew him or not) and said he knew a good place to hide,
He took her into some trees hit her on the face 3 times with his shoe and raped her

He has been charged on 3 counts and there are a lot of people waiting to get their hands on him when he gets out,

I found out my 18 year old nephew used to hang about in the same crowd as him as he used to go up and hang around in the area this guy lives,  xx

I have just seen this and i want it  'stamps foot'  but it is £90  It is a quilt cover by "Kylie" I have been trawling the net trying to get it cheaper,the cheapest i can see it is £73 "Whaaaaa!" Need to talk nice to Mo  xx
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Jade has recently taken to having about 3 or 4 teddys sleeping beside her in bed at night, (well apart from all the rest at the foot of her bed)
It is so cute how she lies them down saying "Right you go there and then you go there! Just move over a wee bit and let this one in"
I have to stifle my laugh but i think it is so cute,
Then when i tuck her in she gives them all a big squeezy hug and has a big cheesy grin on her face
Sometimes i have to kiss them goodnight as well

It makes me sad though because i know at some point she will grow out of this and start to be a really big girl
Still i will enjoy it while it lasts,

It's funny when i go in,in the morning and all the teddys are on the floor,the blankets are kicked of and she is lying there legs akimbo  xx

Yesterday Natalie was telling me a story she had heard about a guy called "Sheba"
He is 19
He lives in an area about a 10 mins drive from us.

Seems he abducted a wee girl aged 8 and dragged her into bushes,
Broke her jaw and raped her
Fucking bastard!

Then Jade came home from school today and said kids have been saying it was a wee girl in Jades class it happened to
She said this wee girl hasn't been in class,
OMG! If it is right that makes it even worse,
Poor wee lassie
I will ask one of the parents i know tomorrow,  xx

I hate it when Jade asks me to do something and i can't!
I am usually quite good at fixing thing but this had me stumped,
Even Mo couldn't do it! (well he can't ride a bike)
Her chain has come off her bike
Because it has gears on it,there is a way it goes on i just can't figure
It seems to have a twist in it and i don't know if it is meant to be there cause there are umpteen cogs and there must be an easy way it goes back on,
Even 2 of my retired neighbours are stumped because they were talking about 'French gears'
WTF is French gears????
I would think that would be sussy's and a basque
One who could talk for Scotland ,went into a story of how he cycled to Ayr and back when he was ony 14 and how they made them better back then "ramble,ramble,ramble"
But my next door neighbour is an engineer so i thought he would be able to sus it out???

Jade keeps trying to change the gear when the bike is stationary ,she said she can't do it when riding the thing,
My nephew had said to me the other day "That is how the chain comes off if she does that"
AND it did,
Next stop the bike shop,  xx

We had such a laugh today it was fun!
I was wet/dry then wet/dry then wet/dry again
I had the hose out watering the garden and soked Jade,
She went off in a huff but came back and soaked me and my pal,
She played in the paddling pool for a while then decided to wash my car,
Well wet it with the hose
I brought out a basin with car shampoo and washed it myself,
Jade was trying out all the different sprays on the nossle and inadvertently pointed it at me and i was jetted right in the mush,
Then when she was rinsing off the soap she hit me again by accident and i looked as if i had peed myself

Then later on jade was playing with a basketball and i said to my pal "C'mon i will give you a game of Kirby"
For those of you who do not know what that is,each person stands on opposite sides of a road and throws the ball to try and hit it off the edge of the other kirb and it comes back to you,
I was the best,Jade was hopeless but she is a bit small and can't throw it very far,
Natalie was rubbish too,
My neighbours must have thought we were nuts,
It was funny when my pal threw it and it bounced up and hit me right on the fud,
Then she nearly broke her finger catching it,
I was being smart and was kicking it back to them and i only had flimsy sandles on and nearly broke my toes,
It went into someones garden and Jade went to get it,
It was in some big bushes and she came back out and we all started laughing,
She had a massive dead fly stuck to her forehead and didn't know
Eventually i stopped for a fag and was sitting at the front door,
Jade was bouncing the ball and the garage door was halfway opened,
I said "Watch you don't hit your head off the garage door"
So she was trying to pull it down and with all the water being sprayed about there was some sitting on the garage door and it poured down all over her head,we were in stitches
I haven't laughed so much in ages  xx