Trinax

Well last night was really good and the guy was lovely,
Nice looking to
Down to earth and funny,
He brought me a big bunch of flowers and a box o Lily O'Brien chocolates,
A couple of guys came for Natalie and were taking pictures of his car,
He actually went out and opened it so they could see inside,
Then he started it and it was so loud,Jade said it sounded broken
He said the house was lovely and he liked the lights on the stairs,
He has given us the choice of a couple of dates to go and watch the football in the directors box with him so we will let him know what date we will go,
His daughter is in that TV programme "Hope Springs"
Mo said he phoned to say thanks for last night and he said Mo has a beautiful family
He also said we will all have to go out for a meal one night,
He knows the owner of one of the exclusive clubs in Glasgow,my sister tried to book a meal in it once and couldn't because you need a member with you and he said if we ever want to go to phone him and he will get us in no problem,
So all in all he was a really nice guy xx

This has been one of those days it really has,
Some idiot crashed right into the side of my car,
He was coming out of a side street and a taxi was blocking his view of me coming but he decided to go for it,
When he got out you could tell he was full of something drugs or hash don't know what it was,
He said "I don't think i hit you"
"Yes you did cause i felt it" I said, What a bloody cheek!
Then he phoned someone and was screaming down the phone at them saying this was because he was rushing dropping kids of, doing 2 flittings (removals) then he started kicking hell out of this fence,
I was like WTF?????
Eventualy he calmed down and his mother or somone came and we exchanged details,
There is not a lot of damage to my car the wheel had most of the impact but the wheel arch is dented a wee bit,
Mo said he will look at it when he comes home and see if we will claim but i don't think we will,
The woman said she would phone me later,
Oh and Jade was in the car with me again She was fine but,
I was only going to get a new blind for the kichen window to xx

Jade made a Fairy house

She carpeted it with leaves
This is the fireplace
This is the bed with fluffy leaves
This is the bathroom
Click pics to make big! xx

Talk about short notice!
Mo came in last night and told me that guy he knows the Celtic Football  Director,
is coming for his dinner on Thursday night,

We ended up painting the doors in the kitchen last night and the walls have been left to me to do today,
It was needing done anyway so this was a good excuse,
Well Mo was telling me the guy had Versace furniture in his house and a home cinema room so our house will look like a dump anyway but who cares,
Mo is getting his sister to make chicken and rice,
I don't like it so i will have to make myself something,

Wonder if he likes Irn Bru?

Why is when somthing like this happens you never look your best,
I am gettting a few spots on my chin and i have a sore eye
I feel as if there is something in it and i can't get it out,
So i will probably have a bloodshot eye and spotty face tomorrow "Ho hum!"

Well Popi is going home today,
back to her mum,
And she didn't do 1 pee or poo in the house (unlike in my sisters house)
It is just as well cause she ate the last of her food last night,

My sisters return flight was delayed last night,
Instead of getting the 6.30pm flight they got one at 1.50am,
She was not happy.still they are home safe and sound now,
And it is my neices 16th Bithday today,
Happy Birthday Demi!!!

In other news my pal has just told me she and her boyfriend have split up,
After 5 years
He worked away a lot and she couldn't handle it in the end up,
Shame i thought this was the one as she said i was to be her Maid of Honour at her wedding,

Well i am just waiting on my pal coming up then i will take poppi home so see you later xx

The priest had said the lady that died had been looking for this poem and was due to read it out at one of the services in her church,
He read it out at her funeral and it thought it was lovely and very apt because she was a qualified florist and just loved flowers,

God’s Garden by Dorothy Frances Blomfield Gurney (1858-1932)

The Lord God planted a garden In the first white days of the world, And He set there an angel warden In a garment of light enfurled.

So near to the peace of Heaven, That the hawk might nest with the wren, For there in the cool of the even God walked with the first of men.

And I dream that these garden-closes With their shade and their sun-flecked sod And their lilies and bowers of roses, Were laid by the hand of God.

The kiss of the sun for pardon, The song of the birds for mirth,-- One is nearer God's heart in a garden Than anywhere else on earth.

For He broke it for us in a garden Under the olive-trees Where the angel of strength was the warden And the soul of the world found ease.

There is also this one which i liked even better,

God's Garden

God looked around his garden
And He found an empty place.
And then He looked down upon the earth,
And saw your tired face.

He put His arms around you,
And lifted you to rest.
God's garden must be beautiful,
He always takes the best.

He knew that you were suffering,
He knew you were in pain,
He knew that you would never
Get well on earth again.

He saw the road was getting rough,
And the hills were hard to climb,
So He closed your weary eyelids,
And whispered"Peace be thine."

It broke our hearts to lose you .
But you didn't go alone,
For part of us went with you,
The day God called you home.

Anon

xx

The service was lovely this morning,she had a wicker casket,
I have never seen one of those before,
A lot of people there both at the crematorium and the church,she was a well liked lady,
She did a lot for the local church,all the flowers,was an elder etc,

I was watching her man,he is a funny wee man,
The day she was found they had to get him out the pub,
He has been there regular as clockwork since she died,as if nothing has happened,
Mo has had to go out and pick the wee man up before cause her fell he was so drunk,
Don't  know what will happen to the house?
It has 3 bedrooms and don't think that wee man will be able to look after himself,
They have lived there since the house was built as have a lot of my neighbours,
Over 40 years i think,
Wonder if it will go up for sale,
The last lady that died her house was sold to a single middle aged man which i thought was a bit strange,
Hope it is a family that has a wee girl same age as jade,then she will have a wee pal to play with xx

Seems i am doing exactly what i was giving Natalie into trouble for a while back,
I am staying up till the wee small hours and sleeping all day,
Need to get my act together,
I blame the holidays because i know Jade has no school i know i don't have to be up early,
Well apart from when Natalie starts work at 10 am,
Anyway i will have to stop it,

I will have to be up early on Saturday morning,
That lady's funeral is at 9 am
I am going with my next door neighbours,
Natalie starts work at 1pm on Saturday but i should be back well before then,
Not looking forward to it though it will be really sad xx

"Go on,give us a belly rub then!"
Click pic to make big! xx

Haven't had much to blog about recently,
I have had my sisters dog since they went to Spain on Sunday,
She has been following me about like a,well dog
Even when i go to the lav she is right behind me,
Jade keeps trying to get her to sit or sleep beside her but she is not having it,
She is there for 2 mins and makes her escape,
She has growled at Jade a couple of times to warn her not to lift her,
She wouldn't bite but hates it when she is cumfy and Jade diisturbs her,
She has hardly any teeth so wouldn't  do much damage anyway!
We bought her a bag of treats today and she didn't even like them,
She likes going for a walk but will only go if i am there,
Like she physicaly refuses and lies down on the floor
I will tell you one thing though,i am glad she is not a Great Dane (picking up her poo) xx

I picked Natalie up from work there and i said "I'm starving i have'nt had anything to eat yet,i feel like a cheese,ham and bean toastie"

"I feel like eating one" She said
So came home and made 2,
Wee chancer! xx

In Tesco the other day and these were reduced from £5 to £1
Don't know why,they looked healthy enough to me? If only i can keep it that way
Click pics to make big! xx

The lady across the road from us has just been found dead in her house,
This was the lady that had breast cancer
I just saw her the other day and she looked fine,
But she was always a very plesant smiling lady,
She will be sadly missed,my next door neighbour was her best friend xx

I was thinking of this today and was wondering if anything like this has happened to you?

We had taken the kids out for the day and were heading home,
Mo was driving and the kids were sleeping in the back of the car,
There was a wee Fiesta in front of us and it was full of stuff,
I remember thinking either they are moving or taking stuff to the dump
We were driving along a main road and it was in a nice part of the city with some big houses on it,

Next thing we know, a silver car comes speeding from a side street on our right hand side and smacks into the side of the Fiesta,
Mo slams on the brakes and all i could say was "Oh my God,oh my God,oh my God!"
Don't know how many times i said it but it was quite a few
The silver car had come to a stop part way into a side street straight opposte where it came from,
Next thing 2 young Asian guys jump out and run away,
Mo pulled into the side of the road as do a few other drivers,
"That car has been stolen" Mo said
The kids had,had a rude awakening and were wondering what was happening,
We got out to check on the driver of the Fiesta,
It was in a bit of a mess,
They were badly shaken up and had whiplash but luckily they were ok,
Somone asked if anybody had any water to give them and Mo had some in the car,
Mo gave the guy his phone number in case he needed a witness and then we left,

If it had been literaly 2 seconds later that car would have smacked into us,
We were very,very lucky!
So what about you? xx

WHY!
WHY can't you talk to me
tell me what is going on in that head of yours?
I promise i will listen,
I know i am a disapointment,
I drink,i smoke hunners,
I know i can never be be like my big sis,
I know i look like her,
Well people say i do,
But will you ever kiss me before her..........in a room
No !because you never do
Never!
Cause all you have is me!

Why am i up why?

Why featured blog?
My life is shit!

That is just so weird!
My sister came back from the Duran Duran concert and guess who was siting it the row in front of them?
My neighbours from across the road
They were with my old boyfriend (the lawyer) as they have been pals with him since before i even went out with him,
He still visits them as i see his car sometimes,
Sis said my neighbour (woman) looked at her but didn't agnolidge her because she knows my sis,
My sister said she was drunk though and there was also another couple with them that were also very drunk,
Sis said  it was raining and she was wearing one of those poncho things so maybe that is why  she didn't recognise her,

They had also been in a cafe near the castle for something to eat before the concert and a couple with 2 children were in the cafe to,
She said they were sitting along from them at the concert as well,
It certainly is a small world!  xx

My big sis and her hubby were going to see Duran Duran tonight at Edinburgh Castle,
She dropped 3 of her kids of at mine at half 2,they were all starving as per
Made 5 kids (including my 2) bacon and lettuce baguettes,
Made a pot of veg soup,
Then at dinnertime i made them all chilli,
Jade didn't like it so she had soup with her dad,

3 youngest kids went out to play and came back dripping wet as one of the neighbours kids soaked them,
Stuck them in the bath and the clothes in the washing machine,
Washes all their hair gets them out and jammies on,
we had to put shorts and a t-shirt on Kurtis as Jades jammies were too big for him,

Natalie wants toast,Jade and Teri want hot chocolate,
No butter so it is down to Tesco,
Get back and  it is hot chocolate and toast for them all,
Made Mo toast n tea as well,
Then Jade wanted ice cream so it was ice cream for 4 of them,

Swear i don't know how people cope having a big family i am run ragged
Never mind the expense,that is nearly a full loaf and jug of milk i used in the space of 10 mins
Wonder what time they will get back as the concert didn't start till 7.45  xx

It really bugs me when sombody promises you something and then never comes across,
The person i am talking about is Natalies dad,
Since the begining of the year he has phoned Natalie 3 times and each time it was of the promise to come down and give her money for driving lessons,
I think it was the least he could do as he hadn't bought her anything for her Christmas ot Birthday the year before,
I knew he was talking shit but natalie was convinced he would come down,

Now she is going on holiday in a couple of weeks and was relying on him giving her something for spending money,
She had text him a good few weeks ago but heard nothing back,
So i phoned him yesterday,
As soon as he answered i said "How are you?"
His answer was "Shit!"

Here we go i thought,
He has not been working since may and is apealing his dismissal from his job (long story)
I said "I thought you would have phoned Natalie?"
Him "What am i the only one with a phone,how can she not phone me?"
Now i have had this argument with him before and could not be annoyed starting anything so i let it go,
He said he got the text and has been scared to phone Natalie because he did not have any money for her,

He really does my head in as she never hears from him or sees him but it should be us making the effort to contact him,i don't think so he is the absentee parent it should be him making the fucking effort not Natalie,Tosser!!!!!

So now Natalie is upset she won't have any spending money to go on holiday,i will save what i can till then and Mo will not let het down,even though the 2 of them fight like an old married couple  xx

Me and Mo were sitting watching TV  tonight  and the credits roll up,
 "I just saw my brothers name there" Mo said,
We were watching a programme called "The Hour" which is on about 5pm on STV,
 "Did you?" I said "What does he do?" I said
"Video editor" he said
"That's right i forgot you said your brother works for STV" I said,
 He has had no contact with this brother since i have known Mo ,don't know if i am to blame?
 It is along story and Mo's family never found out about me till i was nearly 8 months pregnant with Jade and i never met any of them till Jade was born and even then it was not immediate family,

He has a beautiful neice that he is missing out on so it is his loss!   xx

I was feeling a bit peckish but didn't know what to have,
You know that way you want something nice but can't think of what it is,

You open the cupboard door then shut it,open the fridge then shut it ,go back and open the cupboard again,
I know a piece n honey roast ham and tomato,that will do me,
We had just went to Tesco and i forgot to buy honey roast ham,bugger!

Another rummage and i decided on a crispy roll n peanut butter,i have not had peanut butter for donkey's years
I slathered it on and it sure gave the old jaws a workout,
Not to mention your tounge sticking to the roof of your mouth but it was worth it!  xx

I'm gettin aff,i'm flagging
I have drank more than i should have and i will pay for it in the morning (afternoon )
My sis says she will come down and go to the shops so she can buy a few (lots off) things,
"I.... piss aff,............think i want to go SHOPING with you while you buy things for your holiday and i am not even going on one AND i don't have a bean to my name",
Naw you are alright i would rather just stay in my pit,
Where is my fake tan
Adidas amegos!  xx

If i really came into the money i would definately buy this
It has a design made up of Swarovski crystals on it,how cool is that! I would be well blinging man
Click pic to make big!  xx

If i win the lottery i am going to buy this or this i can't decide this is how they had it dispayed on their web page,think i would change it,the woman looks as though she has pished herself  xx Click pics to make big! (they have Swarovski crystals on them)

 The other day I went to see my shrink because I'd been having weird dreams again.
 He asked "Weird, like what?"
 I told him that Tuesday night I dreamed I was a Tee Pee and on Wednesday Night I dreamed that I was a wig wam.
He said "Oh, that's nothing to worry about, you're just two tense."

I'll get me coat  xx

That is Natalie back already,
I wasn't expecting her till tonight,
She said it rained all night and she was soaking,
Everybody left everything,tents,sleepingbags the lot,
Natalie said it was all drenched,
She has even left one of my pillows,
Her phone is broken as well,
Most of them spend the rest of the night in the 2 cars,
I am raging,that was only the second time that double sleeping bag was used,
Not that i would be using it any time soon but it is or that should be was handy to have,
"So i take it you's won't be going camping again" I said,

"We might be but not right away" She said,

"Well don't expect me to buy you a new tent and sleeping bag everytime you go" I said,

Bloody kids!  xx

They eventually found a campsite to set up in,
Natalie said it was chaos with traffic because of the golf,
 I didn't know it was on,

 Just phoned natalie to see if they have settled in okay and got their tents up etc, She said they did,
There are 9 of them there,
 There are other people camping there but not too close to them,
She said she was talking  to a couple of German people,

They were in the middle of trying to light a fire and you guessed it they forgot to buy firelighters after me reminding Natalie about 5 times "Tell them not to burn anything with green leaves on it, it causes too much smoke!" I said,

Natalie said the police were on the loch because someone had been jetting about on a jet ski and didn't have a licence for it, then a police car had been to the campsite a couple of times,
 One of the guys found a chippy so brought back pizza and chips for their dinner so i know at least she has ate something,
 It sounded like a rabble when i phoned her as they were all trying to talk over each other (typical teenagers)
 I will phone later to see if everything is ok!  xx

Here is what i was looking at,at 12 o'clock today :-
I had just put a washing on the line,
Click pict o make big!  xx

Natalie is going camping tomorrow after she finishes work at 1pm,
Think there is about 6 or 7 of them going,
They are not going very far just up to Loch Lommond and only staying one night,

I looked out the sleeping bag from the loft,
And the tent we have,
The lantern and cooking pots,
Well they will need the kettle for their Pot Noodles
I put the sleeping bag in the washing machine,
It smelled ok but Natalie is a pain that way,
It is a double sleeping bag so it was a bit of a squeeze,
It did say "Do not machine wash" but i put it in on a delicate wash and it was fine,
I hung it out overnight and most of the next day and it was dry,

Trying to get it back in the carry sac now that was a different story,
They had a special rolling machine in the place i worked that did it for them but by hand it is really difficult,
Worse because it is a double
After a few failed attempts and lots of colourful language,i gave up and it is still lying in Natalies room,
Think it is a 2 man job so i will get het to help me later,

She is going to Asda tonight to get all the munchies etc,
I have told her about 5 times to remember and get firelighters and matches but betcha any money she forgets,
I can't imagine what this trip is going to be like,
I would like to be a fly on one of the tents,bet one or a couple of the guys end up in the loch

Last time we went camping Natalie slept in the car the couple of nights we were there ,
I will need to remember and give her the lecture about binning all their rubbish before they leave,
I hate these people that leave all there crap behind instead of puting it in the bin it just spoils the lovely scenery  xx

Mo was up at Michael McDonalds house last night,
He is one of the directors for Celtic Football Club,
Mo has known him for years,
His Mum used to own "What every woman wants"
He didn't come in till 1.30 am

I was asking him all these questions,
"What was his house like?"
"Does he have kids?"
"What were you's talking about?"
"What did you get to eat?"

I had asked Mo to ask him if Jade could be one of the 'ball girls' at a match sometime,
Mo said he is going to get Natalie and Jade up to one of the directors boxes and to meet some of the players etc,
Natalie is well excited cause she loves Artur Boruc
She says she is going to ask him to marry her
That's all i would need if Natalie became a WAG!
She has enough shoes and bags as it is xx

The phone that went missing a couple of months ago was a Black LG Chocolate phone,
Well Natalie just came in to the kitchen and told me that wee lassie had a Black LG Phone sitting on the couch beside her,
That is just too much of a coinsidence for me,
Jade asked her where she got it and she said her pal had it for ages and gave her it,
I had said the wee lassie could stay before the money went missing so i was going to let her stay tonight then not let her back in the house after that,
But when i heard about the phone i decided to send the wee lassie home!  xx

I don't know but i begining to get a bit wary of that wee lassie Jade has been pallying about with,
This is the 13 year old,

This morning Mo left me a load of money in wee individual bundles and a wee note telling me what it was for,
£450 for his car insurance,
£25 for the gardener,
£40 for flowers and wine as he is going up to the guy he knows Michael Mc'Donald one of the directors of Celtic for his dinner tonight,

I took the insurance money as it had to be paid today and did it after i dropped Natalie off at work,
Jade and that lassie stayed in the house,
I came back and was making them some lunch,Jade came into the kitchen and was sitting on the worktop when she spotted the rest of the money ontop of the microwave,
"What is all that money for" she asked,
"Your dad asked me to get him a couple of things" I said,
It was then i looked at it and saw the £20 and the £5 were still together for the gardner but there was only 1 other £20 note when there should have been 2,

We keep all our mail ontop of the microwave so i looked through it all and under the microwave,
Inside the microwave
Then i looked at the side where we keep all the take-away menus,i looked through all of them too
It is not there,

I shouted jade in and asked her if she had taken any money from it and she said "No"
"Was that wee lassie in the kitchen when i was out?" I asked,
"Yes,she came into get a packet of crisps" She said,
"Well there is £20 missing from that money Jade"
"Mum, Aleshia is not a thief"
"I never said that but where else could the money have went cause i have looked everywhere Jade" I said
"You can't just accuse people Mum" she said
How nieve is she
Then she went out and bloody asked the wee girl,
She came back in and i said "I didn't ask you to say anything to her Jade"
"She said she is not a theif" Jade said
If she did take it she is acting really cool about it as if nothing has happened?????
I can't exactly walk up and say "Empty your pockets"

I checked again even in places i know for a fact it could not be like in the bin etc,
But i still can't find it,
When Mo finds out he will not let the wee girl back in the house,
Cause a couple of months ago a mobile phone went missing and Mo thought the wee girl had taken it but i was like "She wouldn't do something like that"
Then i lost my bangle and she turned up at the house one day and said her gran had given her £70,
"Why did your gran give you £70" I asked her,
"Don't know she just gave me it" She said
That is when i started having my suspitions,

I hate theives!!!!!!
But i would be mortified if i found it,i will check again but it definately is not there,  xx

My sis just phoned me and said they might not be going anywhere cause 2 of her kids passports run out on the 16th of this month which mean they would run out while on holiday,
She will have to go to the passport office tommorow,
Think they will get away for Friday  xx

Well my sister just phoned and turns out Jade is not to go with them, It was my BIL decision,
I hate it when they do things like this,that wean has had her hopes up all day and now will be disapointed,
 He said it is a family holiday and they already have 4 kids to look after and Jade and Teri will fall out all the time and it is costing them enough as it is,blahdy blahdy blah!
He also told her to say it was not him ,
When my sis was looking today it was only costing another £150 to £200 extra for Jade to be added on and i would have happily paid that for her to go,
It was a Half board holiday she was looking for now they are going All Inclusive, 
 She did price for Me and Jade to go ourselves and it was nearly £1000,
 "Would Mo not give you the money?" She said,  
"No,he would not have it to give me it" I said,then i would need spending money and the rest I right i don't think so,  

Then in her next breath she asks if i can look after their dog Poppi I always take Poppi  when they go on holiday but remembered i had said to my young sis i would take her dog Frosti as she is going to T in the Park so she will probably have to ask my pal to watch Popi  till my young sister came back then i would take her, Ho hum!  xx

I had to be up for 9am this morning after Jade's wee escapade so i was shattered, I didn't even try and rouse the kids i just left them with Natalie, She wasn't starting work till 2 anayway,

I had to follow my big sis to a garage,she was getting something fixed on her car, She drove my car back and i had to keep reminding her to change gears cause it is an automatic she drives and she kept forgetting, "This is a dead smooth wee car" she said,she also drives like Penelope Pitstop as well Back to mine and she surfed the net to try and book a holiday for Friday, Think they are taking Jade with them but she said she would confirm it tonight and get back to me, Still waiting on the phone call, I then dyed her hair for her she was like a skunk

The kids found a frog and decided to put it in a clear plastic box, It was quite a big one, The garage phoned and said my sisters car was ready,another white knuckle ride back to get it, My sis said to come to hers for dinner so i followed her home, Jade stayed in the car with me, "Why does my Aunty Marie drive so fast?" She asked, "Because she drives a big X5 Jeep and it is more powerfull than mine so she doesn't notice she is going fast" I said, Well it is as good an excuse as any

Back at my sisters they had the frog in the paddling pool which had bubbles in it,the poor thing will probably "Croak!" She made Spag Bol but it was rid rotten (don't like my sisters cooking much) But beggers can't be choosers and i was starvin so i ate most of it, I had to pick Natalie up from work at 8pm so i had to go as soon as i ate, The frog was bannished from the house and Jades wee pal brought it back with her,Jade is staying at my sis's tonight, So that was my day in a nutshell, And RELAX................... xx

Just so you know it was only a joke about me asking if Jade could stay with any of you's for a couple of weeks,
Now don't send the cruelty tae ma door!  xx

Jade is having a sleep over,
It is now nearly half one and they are still giggling and laughing,
I am going to go nuts in a minute,
All i need is for Mo to get up
click pics to make big,while i go in and set about this lot  xx

 I am loving ths just now  xx

I have been helping Natalie book her flight on the internet to go to Spain,
She is going with the twins and their Gran to stay at her villa,
She is off on the 7th August for 2 weeks (yes!)

Right that is one down just one to go
Who fancies taking Jade for a couple of weeks?
I will pay for her bed and board  xx

It is very overcast and windy here there is a big mass of black clouds accumulating in the sky,
We have already had a downpour today where it was actually bouncing off the ground,
I can see it watching me,
It is just waiting,watching till i put my butt out the front door then it is going to come down on my nut and soak me to the skin  xx

Who has been checking their 20p peices?
I know i have,
Seemingly there are some circulating that have no date on them,
And if you find one it is worth £50  xx

Hawd on a minute till i do this,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
That's better
Natalie and Mo are at it again
I'm away to water my baskets xx

I bought these plants for only a pound each ,was wondering if anybody knew what they are called?
This one had both colours on it,
Click pics to make big  xx

My 18 year old nephew flew out to Magaluf at 12 oc'lock last night,
Him his girlfriend and 5 other girls,
It is the first time he has ever been abroad,
I hope he behaves himself,
Right enough his girlfriend is a level headed girl so she will keep him on the straight and narrow  xx

A poor wee woman in Edinburgh was discovered dead in her home after 4 YEARS!!!!!
She was only discovered because water was coming into her neighbours house downstairs,

How sad is that this poor woman lay all that time and no one knew she was dead,
They found out by the date on things in her fridge,
Her pension was paid into the bank and her bills were paid by direct debt,
Why did none of her neighbours think to chap her door if they had not seen her or heard any movement in her house for a while?
I know i would if i knew there was an elderly neighbour living next to me,
She would have been 90 this year
God love her  xx

I think as a Superhero i would be..................Glitterrina!

My costume would be something like this:- I would sprinkle fairy dust on you and turn you good,failing that i would boot you in the balls Now i know not all villans are men so if it was a woman i would blow her away with my wings that can flap at supersonic speeds  xx
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My young sis hit out with a good one today,
She and her boyfriend were talking about going to see "Walking with Dinasours"
It is at the SECC in Glasgow,
She said her boyfriend suggested it and she said "Why would you want to pay money to go see that when there is a couple of them downstairs"
"Cheeky bastard!" He said
She was talking about his Mum and Dad!
Loved it!   xx

I heard on the news tonight they are giving up searching Saddleworth Moor for the wee boy Keith Bennett,
After 40 years they are throwing in the spades so to speak,
Sad to hear as he is the only one left to be found out of the 5 children killed by Mira Hindley and Ian Brady,
He was 12 when he went missing in 1964 and now his mother will probably go to her grave never knowing where her wee boy is buried
I know there are other missing kids out there like poor wee Madaline etc but this just tugged on my heartstrings as that monster sits there and knows exactly where the wee boy is
Maybe he will do the right thing.............just maybe  xx

Well the fib was No3
So well done to the ones who guessed it,
But in saying that i USED to be able to get my leg around the back of my neck
Think i would end up in hospital if i tried it nowadays  xx

Try and find the fib in these 3 statements:-

1. I was once caught "getting jiggy with it" with my boyfriend in his car by a farmer as we were parked on his field,
2.I have danced on stage in a nightclub before,
3.I can put my leg behind my head

 xx

Mo has now put lights in the stairs,
They change colour,
I am now awaiting the 11am Glasgow flight from Alacante to arrive on the landing any minute  
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As a result of me being greedy last night,
I went to bed about 3am and woke up at 5am,
I then tossed and turned the rest of the night,
At about 9 this morning my sciatica started acting up,
So now my bum cheek/leg is absoloutley gouping
I couldn't sleep so now i am up  xx

Here is how i got on with my sandwhich last night
Did not bad eh? Made a bit of a mess with the cheese right enough,
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