Trinax

My head is bustin and i feel like i could burst into tears,
I can't be arsed with all this crap again,
His house,his rules no exception,so much for him saying he was going to change
It is all to do with the boy Natalie has invited up to the house,

Fuck sake he dosen't even see him they sit in the room,
But he doesn't like him so he is not allowed in,
But then i took a stand and said "Yes" I am allowing him in,
So at half 8 Mo text me saying "I'm tired sitting in car for nearly 3 hours Coming home to see Jadey,
Want that prick out of house or i'll fuckin kick him out"

What the fuck is all that about,it is a bit  extreem if you ask me,
Can he not even do something for anyone else for a change?
She is nearly an adult FFS! Is she not allowed anybody up to visit,
Well that is the wee guy just away so i am fucking off to,

Don't know where yet might go to my pals or sisters but he can have his house to himself,
I will come back in a few hours when i know he will be in bed! 
I feel like texting him "Don't be a prick all your life,take a day off!" xx

Mo did something tonight i really didn't approve of!
I have Teri my neice staying and he doesn't really like her (suprise,suprise)
Jade and Teri had went out picking brambles and were mashing them in bowls adding sugar to make jam,
In other words they were making a mess,
Jade said she was going upstairs to show Natalie her stained fingers to kid on it was blood,
Teri tried to follow Jade out of the kitchen when mo grabbed her by the arm and bodily stopped her from going upstairs,
Saying "Just you stay here!"
I could just tell he had hurt Teri as she went back to where she was and was really quiet,
I was aghast but never said anything,maybe i should have
Soon Mo went to bed and Teri told Jade all about it,
She said he really hurt her arm,
I said i was sorry he should not have done that to her and i would have a word with him,
All i need is for her to go home and tell her dad and then i don't know what would happen,
Well i wouldn't like my brother in law manhandling Jade,
He is a nice person my BIL he told Teri that Jade was a Bastard because me and Mo aren't married,
Asshole! xx

See some people they get right on my tits!
I was dropping Natalie of at work and decided to wander round the shopping arcade and get something for my dinner,
I popped into Superdrug to see her and bumped into people that i have known since i was wee,

I haven't seen them for years and Natalie came up to me,
One woman said "Is this your lassie?"
"She is a gorgeous looking girl" She said,
But it is the way she said it as if she was shocked and surprised that i could produce such a lovely girl,
Then her pal came up and she said to her pointing at Natalie "Do you know who this is?"
"No" The woman said
"This is Trinas lassie"
"Is it " the other one said
(But she is a bitch anyway i don't like this woman she used to bully me at school)
I felt like saying "What do you think i am so fucking ugly i would not have a kid that looked  like this?"

The woman who was talking to me has had 7 kids,
Maybe she dooesn't have one as lovely looking as Natalie
I am such a bitch xx

I was in the chemist yesterday waiting on a prescription and this old lady came in,
She was asked her name etc by the girl,
"And what is your date of birth?" The girl asked her,
"Shhhhhh!" The old lady joked,
"26th of February 1919" She said
"Well you look great for your age" The girl said,
Swear for an 89 year old she was as fit as anything (even though she had a walking stick) and still had all her facultys,
I should have asked her what her secret was xx

In the mad dash to get to the car (as usual)
Natalie discovered she had left her purse in her friends car last night,
It amazes me how she can be so lackadazical about things like that
"Mum i need train fare and money for my lunch" she said,
I didn't have any change so had to give her my last 20 quid note
I better get it back of her or her name will be going in the windae xx

My nephew has his driving test booked for 8 weeks time,
He went out the other day and bought a second hand car
Numpty! xx

Last time we were down at Mo's sisters Jade got a packet of these
Mo's sister bought her them so i didn't say anything,she has been munching on them since she has come home from school,if she starts running about like a hyperactive thing i will know what to blame (think i will be planking these) xx

Seems one of Natalies friends boyfriend was attacked on friday  night,
9 stab wounds to the body and head,
The guy is in intensive care and was getting operated on today,
It was a retaliation attack,
The guy attacked has already had a go at his assailant,
He will not name any names as a result in case any of the other gang members get him,
What the fuck is this world coming to

Jade came in and told us the wee boys along the road had found an injured bird,
Last time Natalie came home with a wee chick and i phoned the SSPCA,
I told Jade to tell the boys to do this but when she came home she said thye had put it in their shed,

The mother had known it was injured so don't know why she never phoned them?

Then Jade  asked,"Would you have let me bring the bird in here?"
"No! I said"
Then i went to the shop,
When i came back Mo said "She has that bird upstairs"
"Jade!" I said
I went up to see it and she had it in the top part of her dolls house
It looked as if it's wing was broken or something but it kept bending it's neck backwards for some reason,
I found a box and put an old towel in it and Jade placed it in the box,
We brought it downstairs and i phoned the SSPCA and the woman said the driver would phone me,
Not long after the poor thing snuffed it,
Don't know if Jade lifting it or the shock etc contributed to it,
I will just let the driver come and take it away any way,
Don't know what kind it is but it has sharp looking feet
Click pics to make big xx

Jades school sent a note home on Friday informing us that regretfully instead of paying 30p a week for their milk,
It has now gone up to 55p a week,
Bit steep if you ask me,
Hope it is gold top they are giving them xx

"Yawn!"
Early start for me this morning,
Was up for 6.30,Natalie was going to catch the 7.30 train but got the 8am one instead,
Her first day at college,
This is going to kill me having to get up this early every morning,
Think i will have to start going to bed a bit earlier,
Was going to have a lie down there but my sis just phoned me and asked if i wanted to go get messages with her xx

Coming home from the airport last night,
Natalie was telling us about her holiday,
She said there was a roundabout that prostitutes would stand at,
Jade piped up "What's a prostitute?"
"Errm"

A pic of Natalie on her hols
Click pic to make big! xx

Well that's me got my girl back.
And she is as brown as a berry!
She must take that from her dad he takes a good tan,
cause i don't go like that, think i'm that skinny i slip between the suns rays
Jade was delighted with all the things she brought her back,

It is a quick change and a slap on of make up,
Then she is of out to her friends 18th birthday party,
I'm just waiting here to run her,
She will sleep the night anyway xx

I was in Asds at the checkout with 2 full trolleys when i saw an old lady with a pint of milk behind me in the queue,
So i did the decent thing and suggested she should go to another checkout as i was going to be fucking ages. xx

A man is queueing at the 5 items or less checkout,
The girl in front of him turns and looks in his basket,
He has a 4 pack of lager and an indian meal for 1,
She smiles at him,
He looks in her basket and sees a half bottle of Lambrini and a chinese meal for 1,
He says to her "Your single aren't you"
She gives a girly giggle and says "Yes,how did you know?"
The man replies "Cause you're an ugly bastard!" xx

Woman goes to the doc's and says "I've got 3 fannies"
He examines her and sure enough there are 3 fannies side by side,
He gets duct tape and sticks it over the 2 outer fannies,
"Will that cure me?" She says,
"No but it will stop you getting fucked left right and centre" xx

In a recent survey in a magazine,women were asked "Is your c**t still sensitive after sex?"
98% answered "No he's asleep!" xx

Natalie text me and said she wants macaroni and cheese with mash totties for dinner tomorrow,
I asked her if she had been missing my cooking and she said "yea lol!"
xx

Well my big yin is back tomorrow night,
Swear it feels like she has been away for a month never mind 2 weeks,
She said she has been missing us "awww"
We will go to the airport to pick her up but Mo will drive "wipes brow!"
Think her flight is in after 11pm,well she wants us to be there for 11 incase her flight is early,
It will be a mad rush as she has her friends 18th birthday party to go to so will be rushing home to get ready
So it will be a case of "nice to see you for 10 mins"
Still it will be good to have her home xx

A danny or daddy longlegs whatever you call them has just flown through the kitchen window,
swear i hate those things,
Have done since i was younger and on a caravan site,
They had communal toilets and i used them one time,
As i closed the cubicle door the back of it was covered in the stupid things,
I was well freaked,
And to think before i thought nothing of pulling the legs off them (spiders to)
to the delightful screams of my sisters
It is like a friggin kamakazi pilot,
the stupid thing keeps dive bombing me,
think it is time to call in the swat team,
or in this case the dish towel
"Mwhahahaha!" xx

For the past couple of nights i have been catching up on the programme "Bones"
I like it,it is about a forensic anthropologist (try saying that when you are drunk)that helps the FBI,
But Mo has been wanting to get on the bones
And to be honest,i really can't be arsed,
He will just have to make do with pam and her 5 sisters (for now) xx

I ran my BIL and nephew to celtic park tonight, (well as near as i could get them)
He left his car at our house,
Not only was there a celtic match on but U2 are playing at Hampden Park Stadium,
The traffic was pandamonium
Then i picked them back up again,
And who says i am not a nice person xx

I made Mo and Jade a vegetable curry tonight,
This is what i put in it apart from the obvious,onion,garlic, chillies and spices,
Potato,
Carrot,
turnip,
Brocolli,
Cauliflour,
And lady fingers or ocra as it's right name,
They seemed to like it anyway and have frozen some veg for another one xx

Well it is back to normality for us as the kids go back to school this morning,
And yes you guessed it, it is pouring with rain xx

OMG I just so want to fly over to spain and kick some fucking  heads in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natalie has just phoned me again but this time it is the OTHER twin who has been having a go at her,
Screaming in her face "I didn't even fucking want you here!"
All because Natalie went out the weekend before they went in holiday instead of staying with them????????????
She is drunk of course!
Natalie is currently sitting on the roof terrace saying she would rather sleep out there than go back inside,
I am shaking with fucking anger,i can hardly type this ,
I have said for her to get a flight back home then thought "Do you have the grans number"
"Yes i will text you it" she said,"
So i phoned the gran and had words with her,
I asked her if they did not want her there why ask her in the first place?
The gran is drunk i can hear it in her voice she kept saying "They have had a faw out,think there is a bit of jelousy,Natalie has done nothing wrong!"
"I well currently she is sitting on the roof terrace and does not want to come into the house!" i said
"I will go and talk to Natalie,it will be okay" she said,
"Well Natalie wants to come home and if she still does in the morning will you take her to the airport and get her on a flight" I said
"I will if she still wants to tomorrow,it will be fine though" she said,
Fine my fucking bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want her to come home,
Natalie said she was talking to the boy she has been seeing and he is in Zante,
He has told her to get a flight over there but he is with 10 other boys so don't think that is a good idea,
Natalie said she still has 300 euros left so at least she will have enough to come home,
I have told her never to talk to those wee arseholes ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx

Managed to get the rest of Jades school stuff in,
Some in the Forge market then Tesco then asda
Still need to get her a lunch box,
Meant to get it when we were in the disney store getting her bag but it was the last tinkerbell bag and i was holding onto it for dear  life then Jade was wandering around the store and i completely forgot,
Went to order on online but they want a fiver delivery,Pfft! That will be jolly
She can wait a couple of days till i go back and get it,

When i came home tonight she had a big red mark on her forehead,
"What did you do to your head " I said,
"Nothing" She said,
"It is all red" I said,
She ran in the livingroom and came back with a sucker thing,you know the ones you can put on the window to hang things on,
She had been sticking it to her forehead and it is like with the suction it has burst all the wee blood vessles on her head
It looks like a lovebite
Wee diddy 
i had to laugh though and said "You know you are going to have to go to school on Monday like that,
She was not best pleased,
She already has a similar mark on her arm where she was sucking it and managed to give herself a lovebite xx

Met with Trulyfab today and she lives up to her name,she was lovely!
Met carebear as well and she is a gorgeous wee girl,
She is the same age as Jade,
Think Jade was a bit on the shy side though
We had McDonalds and then i had to go get some school uniform in
Was not very productive as i knew there would be hardly anything left,
Managed to get 2 cardigains,1 skirt,1 pinifore,a pack of 3 shirts,her school bag (had to be from the disney shop) and a pack of pants,
Need to go to the forge market tomorrow as i know they sell brown school stuff,
At least it was a lovely day today and not pissing down as usual xx

I know that there is a Blogmeet arranged for Saturday in Hull,
Sadly i can't go but i am having a mini blogmeet of my own,
I have aranged to meet Trulyfab at 1pm and we are taking  the kids to mcdonalds,
So Nulty if you are kicking about the town tomorrow we will be in the one next to TG Hughes,
Woohoo!  xx

I know this will bring tears to some bloggers eyes
But it had to be done,
I have just poured half a TIN of Quality Street chocolates in the bin!
Well they had been lying there since Christmas xx

Jades Goldfish has snuffed it!,
It was looking a bit funny the other day but i changed the water and it seemed to pluck up,
"That is why i don't like getting fish mum,they always die,i want a puppy!"
I right! Don't think Mo would be too happy,
I text Natalie to tell her and she text back "Awww i'm ded sad wee dori she was the branyest fish ever x"
Natalie was convinced that the fish came to the top of the water everytime she went into the room as if to say it wanted fed,
What a numpty xx

Natalie phoned today and said everything was fine now,
Knew it would be
I had told her to be carefull with her money and not go daft,
She had taken 400 euros with her and her wages go into the bank on Friday to,
I asked her how much she had spent since she had been there and she said 20 euros
Looks like she is being REALLY carefull,
Aw well at least she might have some left over to bring me a prezzie back,
I am not bothered about a present but i said "Just make sure you bring Jade something back" xx

Natalie has just phoned me about half an hour ago in floods of tears,
It is 12.10 am,
She was out with one of the twins (who she is on holiday with) and the twins little sister,
They had,had a couple of drinks and Natalie was talking to a guy from Ireland,
A few of the girls in Natalies work had been planing on going to Ireland for a weekend so Natalie was phoning one of them to say she had met this guy,
The twin took the huff and walked away from Natalie and the little sister,
Now they don't know where she has went and Natalie is stranded in some pub  in Spain and does not even know how to get back to the twins grans villa,
I was not happy!
They contact the gran who comes and picks them up,
The twin that walked away is back at the villa,
Natalie phones me again in floods of tears and said she is getting the blame for it all
She wants to come home,
I don't know if she can get her ticket ammended or what i am not a frequent traveler,
I have told her to go to bed and see how things are in the morning,

I am worried now! xx

Looks like i will have to chuck the fags today,
I asked mo for money to buy some last night so i had them for today,
All he said was "I don't have any money"
I was heading out the door at that point to take my pal home so i left it at that,
I managed to buy a 10 pack with what i had
Mo was in bed when i came back, it was 9.15pm.

Usually when he says this he will go to the cashline in the morning and leave me money then,
Or leave me his card,
When i got up this morning there was no money or card there,
I have the grand total of £1.20 ,don't think that will get me much,
At least i bought messages this week so i won't starve xx

Dated a model,
Model died of some rare disease that solidified her blood,
They had a  home together but he could not show anybody where the house was,
He did drive by with my big sis and point it out one time,
Said all his assets were lost as the dad of the model took over and sold the house etc so all the money he had in it was lost,

How does this sound too you?
This is what Mo told me years ago when we first started going out together,
I only started going out with him cause i felt sorry for him,
And he had his own business then and always had wads of cash,
Never took me anywhere though,
Even now i can count on my 2 hands the amount of times Mo has taken me out in 13 years,
We used to go to the cafe in Glasgow Airport with Natalie and buy her chips,
It was all a secret,
Even when i found out i was pregnant with Jade,
I text him to meet him and we met,
I stood beside him,didn't even look him in the eye and said "I'm pregnant"
He said "Are you? ok see you later"

He has always been secretive,takes his mobiles (oh he has 2)into the bathroom when he has a bath,
I never answer them if they ring,

I have learned to live with this but the other night when i was giving him a hard time about not taking Jade anywhere i said "I know you work all the time and i am not getting on to you but i think you could at least spend one Sunday out of the month to take Jade somewhere even to the park"
And i turned round to cuddle him and he was sweating like anything?
I said "You are pure sweating why?"
"I am just hot" He said

"OMG! I bet you have a kid with somebody else and that is why we never have any money and you never spend any time with Jade" I said
Well it seemed logical at the time when i was half pissed,
I am still not talking to him,
Still, there is that wee thing nagging in my brain,if i find out he has i will fucking kill him! xx

This is going to be a moany post so if anybody wants to click off do it now.........................................................................................................................................................................................

Right then!
I am pissed off!
the kids go back to school on Monday and Mo still hasn't given me money to get Jades uniform,
I did say to him at the begining of the holidays i wanted to get it in soon as her uniform is brown and is not a widespread colour,
I am so pissed off i couldn't give a flying fuck any more xx

We eventually took Jade to the beach today,
I nagged Mo into it
My pal text just before we left that she was out for a walk and was coming up so she came to,
He didn't appear till about 1.30,lucky it only takes 30 mins to get there,
When we got there we stopped at a wee restaurant called The Secret Garden for something to eat,
Had to wait ages but the food was nice so it was worth it,
Then there was a lane at the side of it that took you to the beach,
It took us to a wee bit not in the centre of Ayr but near The Heads of Ayr and the bit of beach was great,
Really quiet and empty apart from a few dog walkers and a couple of kids that were there on holiday from Ireland,
The weather was great not a breath of wind and it was quite warm,
Warm enough for Jade and Teri to strip off and paddle in the sea,
Collected sea shells and small stones and just sat and let the world go by,
I actually enjoyed it as did the kids,
We stayed until 6pm and it was only starting to get windy then,
Got the kids a McD's on the way home xx

I'm gettin there i think,
Except my young sis said i sounded like a mad coke head on the phone?
Always sniffin
Took Jade to Pollok Park, they were having  a family day,went with my sis and a couple of her friends,
Except we were meant to meet up and ended up at complete opposite ends of the park cause it is that big,
Swear i haven't walked as much for a long time,
When we finaly met up we went and saw the Clydesdale horses (had a wee pat but i am scared they are so big and powerfull looking)
The women was saying to be carefull as it can lift its head suddenly and whack you one,
"Well keep a fucking hold of it women! there is kids here!" I felt like sayin!

Saw wee chickens hatching from the eggs in the incubator,so cute,
Was tempted to say to all the wee kids "Don't wory in a few months they will be on your dinner table,with two veg and covered in gravy" but thought better not
Jade was feeding some sheep grass and one decided it liked the slieve of her jumper too
Saw cheerleeders preforming,
Found a camera,which luckily the women was near as we scrolled through some pics and saw her in them,
Was going to hand it into lost property anyway!

My sis had packed rolls n stuff so there was no chips involved,
She did pay £8 for 4 ice creams
And i paid £5 for 2 coffees
Fucking rip off artists!
Still it only rained a couple of times xx

Taken on one of the rare sunny days we get
Click pic to make big xx

Here is my Friday 5

1. Why is the earth round?
It is just an excuse so the cruise ship companys can make their money goin round and round and round

2. Why does toast burn just as you turn round to make a cuppa tea

Cause burnt toast makes you fart

3. Are you a hoarder and never throw stuff away?

More like a keeps it for long enough then has a blitz,(but still holds on to essencial things that might come in handy)

4. Why do dogs always want to kiss you after they have been licking their "bits"??

How else are they going to get the taste out of  their mouths

5. Why do petrol stations charge you for air to blow your tyres up?? Isn't air free?

True but i like the ones that beep when it is at the right pressure,think that is worth 20p

So  it is now past 1 am and we have just weighed natalies case 17.5KG
Remebering she is only allowed 15KG
Her had luggage is 10.3KG
She is allowed 10 KG
I am starting to get a little fed up and will end up going to bed and leave her to sort it out,
She just told me the gran is bringing an extra case so they will sort it out at the airport xx

Natalie has just told me she heard that the poor teacher i told you about,
Had a breakdown and threw himself off the Erskine Bridge,
OMG! That is so sad what a horrible way to kill yourself,
True no way is a good way but i think people who commit suicide must be very brave to do it,it must take a lot of guts,
xx

So you know i have to drive Natalie to the airport tomorrow,
Well anybody that knows me knows i don't like driving anywhere i don't know,
I mean i REALLY don't like it, i am not bad if i am following sombody,
It was upseting me today and i was panicing just thinking about it,
I mean nearly to the point of having a panic attack,
I know it sounds so stupid i kept thinking "You are the adult here c'mon get your act together",
But the old grey matter still had the wee voices going off all the time,

I said to Mo and he said put her on the bus or the train it drops you right off at the airport,
But i would rather i took her then i know she is there safe and sound,
So i remembered my young sisters boyfriend was a lorry driver and he could drive my car and i would go along with them,
I asked if he was working tomorrow (labouring) and he is not so i asked if he could do it,
Then i remembered he has a driving ban,bugger,
Still he said he will come with us and tell me the way to go so i suppose that would be okay,
Hopefully
Even one of my elderly neighbours said to me today "Have you's taken Jade anywhere during the holidays?"
"No" I said, "I need sombody to take me cause i don't know where to go"
He Tsk Tsked and just laghed,
She keeps asking to go to the beach and i am waiting for Mo to get time to take us,
How lame does that sound i am such an arsehole xx

I have been helping Natalie pack her suitcase for going away on Friday,
At least this way it gets done right and she can't take as much with her as Paris Hilton
She has a 15KG set limit on her suitcase as she is flying with Ryanair and my sis said they are really strict,
It is a £16 charge for another kilo over
Just her shoes to go in but she could take some flip flops in her hand luggage if we are struggling,
She is even taking one of my bikinis i bought  years ago,i was preggers with jade so that would have been 2000(i know, i know, i am so sad still having a bikini from years ago)
It still looks good and is shiny pink,booby enhancing (important) and i bought it from Top Shop,it was the Denise Van Outen range,
Natalie said she will say it is vintage xx

Have heard some sad news tonight (if it is true that is)
Natalie told me someone on Bebo had up RIP Mr Corr,
That is the assistant head teacher at jades School,
I had heard before they stopped for the holidays that he was off sick but never thought anything of it,
Supposed to be he killed himself as he was depressed,
It is hard to believe because he was a really pleasant person always smiling and always had a good word to say about all the kids,
He always praised Jade on her art work,
I met him a couple of months ago in the local supermarket and he was his usual cheary self,
It is true what they say about hiding behind a mask when you are depressed and he hid it well if he was,
He was a lovely man and will be missed by all the kids,
I'm sure i will find out the full story when they go back in 3 weeks
Sad xx

Well that stupid guy that ran into me the other day has not got back to me so mo told me to just phone my insurers,
Mo said if we were to trade the car in it would lose money because of the dents so that is why we are claiming,
I could live with them but Mo is too pernickity,
They will get back to me tomorrow so we will see what happens xx

Sorry i haven't been on much but i have discovered this site called "Project Free TV"
It allows you to watch the full series of programmes and has an extensive list,
You can watch films too but i have been catching up on programmes that switched to sky or anything else i fancied,

So far i have watched :-

Tru Blood   (about a vampire)
Blood Ties   (abvout a vampire)
Kyle XY    (about a boy grown in a pod)
Dexter      (about a serial killer that works for the police)

My next thing is Bones  (about a forensic anthripologist) I have read a couple of her books,

In other news Jade has given me the cold and i now have a chest infection (i really need to get off these fags)
So i am feeling miserable and am going for a lie down before i pick Natalie up from work at 1,
and my head is bustin,
xx

I have just realised something!
If i had stayed married it would have been 18 years today
Lucky for me it only lasted 2  xx

I had a lovely night out last night,
It was my sisters friend's Birthday so we all went for something to eat,
It was in a restaurant called "The Chippy Doon The Lane"
The food was brilliant and yes i had fish and chips and mushy peas,
As well as lentil soup and apple pie and cream,
The fish was actually nicer than Harry Ramsdens and it came in a square cardboard box made to look like newspaper,
It was a massive big fish i could have easily halved my dinner with someone but it went to waste as i couldn't eat it all,
Then you can go through to a club that is joined onto it and they reserve a table for you to,
There was a live band playing and the girl singing was really good,
We then went through to another part it was like a maze and they had a DJ playing so we stayed there and i really had a good night,
I felt a bit under dressed because i didn't know we were going to a club but everybody said i looked lovely anyway and Natalie did my make-up,
My big sis was at the bar getting a drink and she had on a peach coloured dress that had a lot of embroidery on the front,
A guy next to her started a conversation and said "Oh i like this!" and procceded to rub the front of her dress
Then he said "Oh! I don't mean your boobs"
My sister was too gobsmacked to reply and she said he just turned away and started talking to someone else,
Wished i had seen it i would have been gutting myself