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My big yin has been unwell for the past week or so,
She has a wracking cough,aches n pains and thumping sore head,
This morning there was rivulets running off her,
I said "that is good that will be the cold/flu coming out of you",
Don't know if there is any truth in that i just remember my mum saying that to me
She has just been sleeping or in bed the whole time,
I have been giving her Lempsips and pain killers,

I now have the soup on the go and will give her a big bowl when she feels like it,
She has now  taken up residence on the couch,
which means i am closer to be at her beckoning call
Now she is asking for crusty bread,
"Meh!" (Puts coat on to drive to the shop) xx

There is a neighbour of my sisters and they have a couple of cars with private No plates,
One says * 2skin
Another * 4skin

I was howling though when she told me they were Jewish people (true)

Just watched a programe called "Two feet in the grave"
It was presented by Richard Wison you know him out of "One foot in the grave"
We once saw him walking through Glasgow airport and he said "Hello" to us

Anyhoo! It was really interesting as he went behind the scenes and it showed what happened after the coffin disapears behind the curtain at a crematorium etc,
Didn't know they burn it for so long then grind the rest up?
We had our parents ashes interned together in the crematorium grounds and the kids put sweeties and i put a couple of fags in the hole with them

Showed you in a mourge and the guy said if people do get put in those refrigerated drawers alive there is a switch you can hit that opens it,only problem is finding it in the dark,
Diferrent concepts of death,
One woman had her ashes go up in fireworks (what a briliant idea)
Just glad the wind was blowing the right way or all the mourners would have ended up with a mouthfull of ash ,

There is people who take a before and after death photograph if you want, i know they used to do that in the Victorian era and that has always fasinated me for some reason and NO! i am not morbid,he spoke to a historian and she showed him some,
I know you can even get some of your ashes turned into a diamond pendant or a paper weight, even a ring,i sent away for the brochure out of curiousity, but think that would cost a small fortune,
I have always been teriffied of death and it was highlighted a few years ago when i was having panic attacks,but it comes to us all in the end and i suppose there is nothing we can do about it, xx

Natalie showed me this article,
I have never heard Jade speak of this and hopefully never will,
I have seen these wee plastic bangles but thought the trend died out a good while ago,
I will keep my eyes open but this has really shocked me xx

Here is the ducks they were all hiding in another bit of the park,
Jade swinging on a tree think it was some kind or willowThere are some beautiful trees in this park,
I thought swinging looked fun so i had a go to ,
They are planing on restoring this park and even puting in a cafe,i think that would be a great idea as it would it is only 10  mins away from me and if they did i would come more often and i think other people would to,
Click pics to make big! xx

Jade was in one of those "Huffin and puffin!" moods today,
every 5 mins it was "I'm bored!"
So i eventualy said to her "Right get your coat on,we are going to feed the ducks"
I went to Somerfield and bought 2 loaves that were reduced,one white and one wholemeal well they need a bit of variety
Here are some pics:-
Come and get it! Where's mine?They were following us cause they knew we still had bread
Click pics to make big xx

Jade wanted me to show you her new collection of "Crazy Bones" or "Go Go's" as some people know them,
Click picky to make bigy! xx

What would you do if someone was giving you something but it was blatently GRUDGED?

I had asked Mo about the 16th/40th party and said i would have to pay the deposit soon as the girl from the pub had phoned up and said someone else was interested in the date and was i definately booking it?
I said Yes i was going to come down and bring  Natalie to look at the hall etc,

I asked mo if it was going to be feasable if he could afford it etc and if not i would just not book it because i know it is too close to christmas,

I did say that if natalie did'nt have a party in a venue then she would probably have people in the house,
"Oh so is that a threat then" he said,
"NO i am jst saying i think you would rather not have people in the house but if you can't afford it then just tell me and i wont book it, i am not putting a gun to your head!"

A while later he thrust £100 at me and said "Here is the deposit for your party"
I said "Can't you even be nice about it if you really don't want to give me it then don't!"
This was at 8.30 and he went to his bed,

Then when i spoke to Natalie she said she is not even sure she wants a party!
So he can have his £100 back and shove it right up his arse if she doesn't!

i feel like fucking off and leaving them all to it when the time comes! xx

Before i left my big sisters last night,
My big neice came sauntering down the stairs all dressed to the nines,
She looked lovely and she had a gorgeous top on,
She said i can borrow it sometime ,
"Where are you of to?" I asked,
"I'm going into town to meet my girlfriends,we are going for a meal" She said,

Pfft.....When i was 16, going for a meal with my girlfriends meant sharing a bag of chips outside the chippy xx

This Guy never fails to amaze me everytime i watch this advert,
I don't know if you get it outside Scotland that is why i am posting it,
This is the extened version and the song is quite good to,
Hopefully this works "fingers crossed" xx

A birthday party to go to tomorrow,
My neice will be 9,
It is in a ball pit miles away in Linnwood,
I had protested because it coinsides with my belly dancing class,
But my sis was adamant i should go and even joked she would'nt talk to me if i didn't go,
Even though when i mention dates she has to check it doesn't coinside with one of her daughters many clubs,
I just don't have the energy i am so tired all the tiime i slept all day today till 6 pm spaordicaly,
I am sooooooo looking forward to it xx

It is my young sisters birthday today,
She is 38,
She recieved a beautiful white gold and diamond neclace from her fiance,
Me and big sis picked it for her,how difficult is it to buy for other people and because it was a lot of money we were scared she would not like it,
Luckily she did "Phew!"
My big sis got her perfume,one she had asked for,
Sadly didn't have any money to buy her something but i did get her a card,
Still i did give her one of my tuna/cucumber sandwhiches xx

I am done in,
My sis has been saying there was going to be a bit of a reshuffle in her house,
And today it went ahead,
My big neice was going up to the top floor of the house and it spans the full size of the house,it could be a self contained flat if you put an open plan kitchen in it, as it has a bathroom and a massive bedroom and a gigantic livingroom bit,
My nephew is going in her old room and the wee fella is going in my nephews old room,
So it was a case of dimantling beds,moving them then rebuilding them,
Clothes,shoes and all the rest being moved upstairs,
Assemble a couch/spare bed for in the neices room incase she has pals staying,
New bedside drawers
My God that girl has more shoes than Emalda Markos and as for clothes,she is one spoiled little madame,
Then we had to move the nephews pool table from the top floor into his new room,
Tomorrow we go to get the new chest of drawers and my young sisters boyfriend is going to build them up,
Sometimes i'm glad i only have a normal house all that space means you acumulate much more stuff xx

I have this freind and i used to go down to her house every single friday night for a drink,
I did it for years and years even before Jade was born,
But she is an angry drunk sometimes and i used to have to sit while she and her husband heavily argued with each other,
I eventually got fed up with it and stopped going down,
Plus getting a taxi home was always a nightmare,

Mo doesn't like her (surprise,surprise)
Because she is an alcoholic,but used to be really bad at one time and the drink nearly killed her,
She only has a drink at night now she doesn't drink during the day,my Dad used to go to her house and drink with her during the day sometimes,
Mo thinks she is a bad influence on me,

We sort of drifted after this and i would go down now and again during the day to see her or i would bump into her in the shopping arcade,
I just found out the other day her Mum is dying,she is riddled with cancer
Her Mum is 80 something but always looked fit and healthy for her age,
For days i have been wanting to phone her and say how sorry i was but somehow i didn't know how to,
Eventually i did last night when i had a bit of Dutch courage in me,
She was telling me they have given her Mum less than 6 months and she has wasted away to 6 stone something,
Her mum is in the house and she has been going up and taking care of her along with babysitting her Grandaughter at the same time,
I said "I don't know where you get the energy from?"
"Well it's got to be done hasn't it who else is there to do it" she said,
I have arranged to go visit her Mum with her on Monday and i asked if there was anything she needed,
"She is not really eating just now but likes these cream cakes with strawberries on top that you get from Greggs the bakers" she said,
So a cream cake it is then,
She has warned me sometimes she can't be annoyed with people because she is in a lot of pain and can be a bit grumpy but that is to be expected so i won't bother me if she wants me to go xx

I have sort of a provisonaly booked a hall for Natalies 18th Birthday party in November,
I don't bother about such things but since it would not cost any more i have decided to have a joint one with it beng my 40th in November to,
(Hey you in the back stop shouting out i'm an old bastard!)
We get 2 security staff with that to which is a good idea cause at 18 some people are still numptys and can cause trouble with a drink in them (right enough so are some 40 year olds)
They want £100 deposit incase of breakages and the hall and DJ is £250,
We have to go and see the hall next week it is local and i haven't been in it for years,
The girl said there is a list she has to go through with Natalie,
Now i just need to find the money to pay for it
Wouldn't get much selling my bod so that is that idea out the windae,
My big sis might chip in as by way of a present i think,
I have put a lottery on tonight so wish me luck,
Then there is a buffet and decorations etc,etc
Shit what have i got myself into xx

I had a sleep on the couch today and i woke up as i was having a really bad dream,
It was one of those ones that you can remember everything once you have woken up,
It has really upset me somehow xx

Fuck and i have just noticed this had to be posted above this post
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Well i went to the "Belly dancing" class and it was harder than i thought,
It was good though i enjoyed it,
You have to do it in your bare feet and i had a feeling this would be the case and i hate my feet ,
She did say if you can get wee slipperettes then they would be fine so i will try and get some,
There was about 12 woman there in all and they seemed nice enough,
Will try and learn some names next week,
The teacher said we will be achey tonight and must say it is my back more than anything,
She made it look so easy and is skinny like me but has more on the hips,i am just straight up n down
Still i will be glad when i can shake my ass like Beyonce xx

(oh one thing i didn't like about it is they have mirrors on one wall that you have to face and i hate looking at myself in a mirror "shudder")

I have taken a couple of pain killers and that seems to have done the trick,
I am determined to go to my "Belly Dancing" class tonight,
I will be there with bells on
But my young sis and my pal were suposed to go with me and my young sis is loaded with the cold and my pal has arranged to do something else,
Aw well stuff them i will go myself! "Gulp" xx

The pain in my ribs has finally abated to the point that i can sneeze or cough and it doesn't really hurt,
Then tonight i was helping Jade take of her school socks and when i was pulling one (i was sitting down at the time),
I felt something "pop" just underneath my right boob and now it fucking hurts again,think i may have pulled or agrivated a muscle or something,
Bugger!
Hopefully it will be fine by tomorrow xx

Just listened to my neice singing on the radio and she was brilliant,
I had goosebumps and everything
Well done Demi! xx

I was in my local supermarket the other day and noticed a leaflet up on the noticeboard,
It was for "Bellydancing classes"
They are in a local school and start on thursday night so i will be there,
I have roped my pal and my young sis into going with me so should be good for a laugh if not anything, xx

My pal was telling me she went a walk up to the public park on Saturday and was sitting on a bench reading her magazine,
The next minute she heard someone ask if they could sit down on the bench,
"Sure" she said but never payed any attention to the man,
Then she said she could smell booze coming from the person,
"You don't read all that crap in they magazines do you? he said,
My pal just laughed and she said she could feel his eyes boring into her as she read,
she sat for another minute then lifted her bag and got up and walked away,
She had just left the entrance to the park when the guy appeared right infront of her and said "excuse me,can i come home with you?"
"NO! You certainly can not" she said and quickly walked past the guy down the street,
She said she was absoloutely shitting herself and hoped she didn't have to run cause she wouldn't be able to with the shoes she had on,
What a nut job!!!!!!
I said she should have went straight to the police station and reported him i know i would have xx

My young sister and her pal are going to do some DJing at a bowling club tonight and i asked to go with them,
Just out of curiousity mostly ,
I asked her if they are good at talking and getting everybody up to dance and she said "No,we don't talk it's too embarrasing"
So i said i will go and get the old feckers off their arses and on the dance floor,should bee good for a laugh if not anything,
Still suffering from last night 21st party and i didn't think i had that much to drink either,
Never had any dinner (and the buffet was crap) so maybe that was how,
Not had any tonight either but i may grab a sandwhich before i go out, xx

My pal has been telling me about her nephew's 21st birthday party,
She has been going on about how all the arrangements have been left to the last minute and it is as if his mum is not bothering her bum about it,
How she and her brother have done it all etc,etc,etc,
She doesn't half go on my pal ,
Then she was talking about one of her other brothers had said they didn't get an invite,
"But you knew about it and your family you don't send invites to family just word of mouth is enough" She told him,
It was then i pipped up "I, a know where's my invite"
"Oh Trina!" she said "I never even thought to ask you to go,i didn't think you would want to go"
"Well it is not as if i have anything better to do,i never go out anhywhere" I said,
"Oh I'm really sorry my head has been up my ass recently and i just didn't think you are welcome to come" she said,
So i have just invited myself to a 21st birthday party xx

Jade is going on a trip today with the school,
Her topic just now is The Amazon Jungle so they are going to a wee mini zoo called "Amazonia" that features some animals of that area,
She is away armed with my camera (hope she does'nt break or lose it) and £3 in her sky rocket and is well happy,
I popped into the school office and asked what time their bus was coming,
"9.45" the secratary said "You coming to wave them off?" she asked
"Yes" I said,
"You are not are you?" she said surprised,
"I wave Jade off on her school trips every year,last year i was the only one there and ALL the kids were waving to me" I said
"Aww were they,you're like me she said that's the kind of thing i would do" she said,

Now when i was wee my mum and dad were always there to wave me off on the bus so i suppose that is where it has come from,
I know nowadays people are more busy with working etc but i think it is nice if somebody is there to wave you off, xx

As i drove Natalie to her pals tonight there is a big police station right next to Hampden stadium and someone hed chained their bike to a pole right beside it,
Bet nobody tries to steal that bike
and he will scoot through the traffic no bother (just hope he doesn't have a kilt on ) xx

Natalie decided to go to her pals tonight so i dropped her off,
She lives next to Hamden Park football ground,
Nobody told me Scotland was playing there tonight "Humph!"
after i dropped her off i went to asda for a few things and just as i was leaving,
I heard the manager on the radio asking the checkout operators to come on as the football was out in 10 mins ,
I made a sharp exit and never got caught in the traffic
Did have an arsehole who overtook me as i had slowed down for a speed camera,
Then the diddy realised it was a speed camera and put the brakes on which meant he was traveling parallel to me on the other side of the road?????
Luckily there was nothing coming on the other side,
Then he swearved in front of me and sped off when we had past it,
I did meet up with him at the next set of lights,
"I, you accomplished a lot there didn't you MATE!" I thought
Tosser! xx

My young sis is just nuts!
She is going to Blackpool for September weekend and she was telling me what sort of thing she would be doing,
"Well we will go to the Pleasure Beach,but i won't get drunk the night before there would be nothing worse than going on those rides with a hangover"
"true" I said ""Just stay off the Big Dipper that is the one that crashed a few weeks ago",
"Then we will go to Madamme Two Sauce" (this is how she pronounced it)
"What is that RED and BROWN?" I said,
"What?" She said,
I explained and she laughed,she is so dolly my sister xx

My sister phoned me today and said she had a phone call from  the lady that had presented  the "Search for a Star" competition my neice was in,
She works at a local radio station and it was said the winner would be invited down to sing their song live on air,

Well it turns out she liked my neice that much that she is being invited down too,
She told my sister that Demi was her favourite but because she wasn't a judge she couldn't do anything,

How brilliant is that!
Big oak,little accorns and all that,well you never know?,
My sister once went to the physic Frank Pilkington a few years ago and he told her one of her kids would be famous,
Then in the same breath he said "Well some serial killers are famous too" How nice!
So here's hoping someone scouts her xx

OMG! It would be easier contacting the Pentigon than bloody Avis car rental!
I was 9th in the queue and waited and waited and waited some more,
Listening to crap music and the wee automated woman counting down the place i'm in,
15 minutes later i'm next in the queue,
Then a wee automated guy keeps telling me they will get to me they are heping other customers
Why let me be first then not answer the bloody phone,
I had one of their cars last month for a couple of days while mines was in getting repaired,
But they ask for a fuel deposit,
I thought the woman said £70 but it was £50,
The guy ammended it on the receipt and i gave him a cheque Mo had written out for me for £70,
They send the money back once they get the car back with a full tank of petrol but you guessed it they only sent a cheque back for £50 ,
So now i have to send their cheque back along with the receipt for them to rectify it xx

I dropped Natalie at the train station at 9.30am and thought,
I will pop into the docs and see how busy it is cause sometimes there is something like 15 people waiting to see him because it is an open surgery,
It has been poring with rain so i thought it might not be bad,i looked in and there was only 4 people sitting,brilliant!,
Went in to see him,looking a bit bedraggled i might say ,

Explained my symptoms,he listened to my chest  and he said  "We shall have to get you a chest x-ray first and foremost especially cause you smoke and to rule out other things you could have"
"Like pleurisy" I said,
"Yes exactly" He said,
I said to him "You must hate people that self diagnose themselves"
"No not at all" He said "It helps me too when people have ideas of what it could be"
He gave me a pescription for antibiotics incase it is an infection,
An inhaler to use at night to help my wheezing,
He said i could have the Champix tablets to stop smoking and i said "yes"
He said "You can go away and think about it if you want"
"No" I have been talking myself into it for years i will try them,
I will go and get the x-ray tomorrow but he is going on holiday and won't see the results till he comes back in 4 weeks,
I said to him as i was leaving "Enjoy your holiday,you deserve it"
"Thanks I will" He said
He is quite dishy my doctor xx

I actually keep quite well apart from the constant smokers cough and the leathargy,
I am quite good at self diagnosis if i am unwell,
The usual cold etc and the odd chest infection,
I am not saying i am a hypocondriact far from it (see my best pal for that,she has her doctors number on speed dial)
Well apart from when i had  glandular fever a few years ago and because it involves a rash i thought i had menengitis,
I have been smoking for 25 years so,
My breathing is fucked especially at night i wheeze and make mad noises like "Caw" not like the bird, try it by just breathing it,
I cough up a lot of phlem, especially in the morning i am like an old man,
I have either,
1. Ashma (which i thought i have had for years)
2. Emphasima
3. COPD (cause you get that after smoking for 25 years)
4. Pleurisy (cause i googled my symptoms)
5. The dreaded C word,
IF i go to the docs i will let you know the results, xx

I think there is something wrong with me,
I have had a pain in my ribs for a good few days and it has traveled up to the side of my right boob and through to my back,
It has been ok,well bearable until today,i have been in mortal agony!
It has even been sore to breathe and to cough well it feels as if somone is sticking a red hot knife into me,
I have been taking Anadin Extra and it is only taking the edge off the pain,
My sis gave me some of her strong pain killers but i am reluctant to take them cause they make you drowsy and i have school runs and all that jazz,
I have had this before a few years ago but it went away after a few days,
Think i will go to the docs tomorrow if it is no better but i'm scared he is going to tell me i have lung cancer or something,
I did google it and it seems it could be symptoms of pleurisy as well,
I'm scared

Well it is my own stupid fault for smoking since i was 13 if it is xx

Went down to see Mo's sister tonight and she took me to her pals to get my mehndi done,
We bought tubes of Henna and it kept clogging up,the woman said she is actually better doing it with the cone,
We could have bought those to but thought the tube would be better,
So she ended up just doing it freehand  with a wee stick,she said i can get it done better the next time i go but i can't grumble because she did it for nothing and it comes of in a couple of weeks,
Jade had one of her hands done as well
Click pic to make big! xx

Tonight was really good at the  "search for a star" competition,
I was late,i know,i know but this time it genuinely wasn't my fault,
The friend Natalie had invited had not phoned all day so i was just giving her ticket to the friend that stayed last night,
Then the other friend phoned and we were to be there in like 45 mins,
She phoned a taxi then cancelled because her mum was going to run her,
I had already phoned ours (i couldn't drive cause i was hungover with being up late and drowning my sorrows over Natalies wee stunt)
I will never ever drive if i feel hungover that is one thing i do not do!
So our taxi came and i had to order a people carrier because there was 6 of us,
The driver waited a few mins till the girl turned up,
By the time we got there 3 people had already sung and we were right at the back!
But at least i got to see my neice sing and she was brilliant,think she had a lot of friends there as they had a banner and everything,
Sadly she didn't win but the girl that did was brilliant and she sang "When a hero comes along"
On the plus side when it finished one of the judges (there was 2) came to my neice and said it was really close,it was a toss up between her and the girl that won,
So at least that was a positive thing,
The only negative thing was i was nearly £40 on 2 taxis and it is my message money i was spending,
Aww well looks like it will be chips n egg all week ,
I did take a few pics but they were blurry, well one was ok, will try and post it tomorrow xx

Well i had a brilliant night last night
Natalie came in drunk and kicked of all because i told her to go to bed,
She was saying she hated living here and it was like a prison,
She said if she stayed here any longer she would kill herself.
She hated me,
She phoned her dad and asked to go up there and stay,
So i gave her the taxi fare and told her to go,

She had a friend with her and the poor girl was sticking up for me and refused to go with her,
The taxi came and then left because she was still arguing with her pal on the way out the door and the taxi driver thought they were fighting,
So she had to phone them back,
Her dad phoned and asked what it was all about,

She came back this morning and apologised,
After more tears and hugs i finally forgave her xx

here is my sausage casearole i only ate 2 sausages i couldn't manage 3 "burp!"
And yes the kids didn't like it so their sausages went out for the foxes,
i'm not a fan of carrotts so i only put onion in mine,
Click pic to make big xx

Here is a pic of the carrots Jade has grown,
I had actually forgotten all about them,
Don't think they would be on the shelf at Asda some how
Click pic to make big xx

Peter and Mary are out walking home from the pub,
Mary says "I need a pish" so goes behind a bush and drops her knickers,
Feeling horny pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between mary's legs,
He jokes "have you changed your sex?"
Mary says "No! I've changed my mind i'm havin a shite"

From my nutty young sis xx

If you are anything like me and like your meat and 2 veg but your kids or other family members don't,
Here is a wee tip to save you money,
If you fancy some roast beef but don't want to buy a roast because of the excess that will be left,
Buy 2 or 3 slices of Topside from the delicatesessen and just have that for yourself along with your totties and veg and of course your gravy,
You could even get them to slice it a bit thicker if you wanted,
I bought 2 slice and it cost me 90 pence,
"simples!" xx

My kids are going to be well happy tonight, not!
I am making a sausage casserole for dinner tonight,
I have been wanting to make one for ages and can't wait
Has to be pork and beef sausages mind that is the only ones i like,
Think i will buy some crusty bread to dip in my gravy "YUM!"

You know how jade only eats cheese n onion crisp sandwiches for her lunch,
I forgot to put her packet of crisps in her lunch box yesterday,
So i went round to the school well before lunch time and dropped it of to one of the secretary's,
"Could you give this to Jade,i forgot to put it in her lunch box,it means she would only be having dry bread otherwise" I said,
"No problem" She said,

Picks Jade up from school and said "I forgot to put your crisps in your lunch box"
"I know mum,all i had was a bananna and some dry bread" she said,
"What did the secretary not give you your crisps? I brought them round for you" I said,
"No she didn't" Jade said,
Stupid woman xx

A wee poem for you while i'm in the mood,

Oh whoa, oh whoa,
tomorrrow i will look like po!
The kids will run from my bloodshot eyes,
The parents "Tsk!"  in discust!
But alas!.......The school run,
It is a must!
(N, fuck them anyway ,i never  speak to any of them) xx
Clequie bastards the lot of them!

I will try and explain this as best i can but sometimes i am rubbish at this sort of thing,

My sisters friend went to Spain on Monday with a friend of hers,
Reason being her brother had commited suicide and my sisters friend was going along as support,
They were going there because the mother and father were on holiday at the time (don 't know why it was deemed necessary to go all the way over there but still)
So my sisters friend  droped her wee girl off at the nursery,(she is 3) on Monday morning and went then,
Monday night the wee girl takes a bad asthma attack and is admitted to hospital,
Now i have seen how bad this wee girl suffers with asthma and her cough is nearly as bad as mine,
The poor wee thing even brings sputum up so it must be quite bad,
They even tested her for cystic fibrosis when she was in,
But the whole point of this story is obviously the mother (my sisters friend) was informed,
But she decided to wait untill the WEDNESDAY to come home?????????????????????????
Now is it me or does that just seem plain wrong to you,
That woman needs a swift boot in the fanny if you ask me xx
(P.S The wee girl was let out of hospital today and is a lot better )

My big sis is in the bad books with her daughter,
She had been tidying up in the study and just happened to turn off the computer,
Unknown to her Demi had been working on a 4 page essay that had taken her ages to do and was due in the next day,
It scrubbed the lot "opps"
Demi was up till after midnight last night trying to put something else together xx

I have been having a pain in my side for a couple of days,
I think it is muscular and cursed when it hurt yesterday,
Jade said to me "maybe it is growing pains mum"
I said "i think i have done all the growing i am going to do"
"No you haven't,you have still to grow old" She said xx

So my big neice,the one who entered X Factor is in the final of a competition called "Search for a Star"
It is one that is being run in her area by the local newspaper and there are 10 finalists of all ages,
There is a man of 83 singing Rabbie Burn's "My love is like a red,red rose" and he is coming in a kilt,Good on him!
It takes place on Saturday night and i will be there to cheer her on!
She is singing "Mamma Do" by Pixie lott,
She is going to do it unplugged and my sisters,friends, daughter is playing the guitar for her,
There is expected to be 300 people in the audience so will have to go early to get a good seat, xx

Natalie learned how to do a "Fishtail" hairstyle in college today,
So she did one in Jades hair for the party,
Click pic to make big! xx

Well that is the party over and thank goodness ,
I got there half an hour late as per usual,
Then i had forgotten the socks for Jade to put on (they can't go down the chutes with bare feet incase of friction burns)
So i had to make a mad dash to a nearby shop and buy some,
Here is some pics
Click pics to make big! xx

That Natalie is nuts
She hates cold callers and tells them to piss of etc,
Me on the other hand listen to their drivel politely,
She just answered the phone to one and they asked for me,
She said "She is not in just now"
He said "I take it you are a family member"
"No i just broke into the house!" she said xx

It is my nephews birthday tomorrow,well today since it is past 12 oc'lock,
He will be 3 years old,
He is having a party in a play area later today,
It is a pity i have no money to buy him a present ,
Will try to soon,
And i won't be asking "knobend" for some either,
He would probably just moan anyway! xx