I'm fed up looking at all these well endowed woman and nowadays it is even school kids (some of them look as if they are auditioning for "St Trinnians" right enough)
So i am going to invent a bra,yeah yeah i know you get these ones with gell and padding and allsorts in (well i only put them in if Mo fancies a licorice one)
But MY bra will be different,
You will be able to regulate it ,

Picture the senario,
You are walking casually along the street and coming toward you is this drop dead gorgeous guy,
What he look at you with your flat paps,no i don't think so,
With a couple of pumps you could outshine Jordan,just remember to wear a stretchy top or poppers that open easy ,

Need to iron out a couple of flaws first though,
If you put the pumps under your armpit the guy might think you are doing the "Funky Chicken" and give you a wide berth anyway,
If you put it on your knees the guy might think you are wafting your smelly "Sherreen Nangiany"
Hmm!
Might need to go back to the drawingboard with this one xx